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496 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Fat Jokes - 4”

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    Taka said:
    Posted: January 5th, 2007

      Yo momma is like a shotgun. five cocks and shes loaded

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    Taka said:
    Posted: January 5th, 2007

      Yo momma is so fat that she ate the weed instead of sniffed it

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    TD_punk said:
    Posted: January 20th, 2007

      first comment person. its yo mammas like a shotgun 2 cocks she blows

      yo momma so fat when she walks into k mart it turns into a walmart supercenter
      yo mommas so fat when she rolled over a super nintendo it turned into 4 game boys.

      Punk. Out

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    darkdevilchild said:
    Posted: February 1st, 2007

      Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 7th, 2007

      yo momma so domb she thought bp stood for black people

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    tavaris said:
    Posted: February 7th, 2007

      yo momma so domb she thought bp stood for black people
      yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror, it said you need
      a home make over

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    tavaris said:
    Posted: February 7th, 2007

      yo momma so stupid she looked at citi trends she went in
      they said we dont , hire home depot

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    tavaris said:
    Posted: February 7th, 2007

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 14th, 2007

      your momma is so fat that when i went to fuck her i had to slap her on the thi and ride the wave in

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    max 0rtiz said:
    Posted: February 16th, 2007

      your mamma is so ugly she gave freddy cruger nightmares

      your mamma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducked

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    bmgfjhgff said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

      yo momma so fat she fell of both sides of her bed

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    mama jokes senter said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

      yo mamas so fat, whan she went swimming the jumped in and caused the worlds biggist sumani!……….and theres no more japan):p

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    mama jokes senter said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

      yo mamas so fat, at night she bent over to pick up a penny and hur but and the moon had a fight!

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    mama jokes senter said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

      yo momma had sex with all of you in different rooms at the same time because shes fattttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    mama jokes senter said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

      yo mamas so fat, she put on a yellow parka and people were yelling “taxi, taxi”!

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    mama jokes senter said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

      to “td punk:” yo mamas so fat, whan she went to a eating contest they said no profesionals allowed! ooo burned)

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    matthew said:
    Posted: March 2nd, 2007

      homom

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: March 7th, 2007

      yo momma so fat she jumped in the sea and all of the people said look out tsumai

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: March 11th, 2007

      yo momma is so black that she got
      marked absent

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: March 13th, 2007

      yo momma is so fat….she eats wheat thicks. not wheat thins.

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    t j man said:
    Posted: March 19th, 2007

      your momma is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and goy stuck

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    tamzz said:
    Posted: March 19th, 2007

      yo mommao so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: April 5th, 2007

      Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to sleep she fells down from both sides!

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    killa said:
    Posted: April 27th, 2007

      yo momma is so fat, she looks just like you!!!

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    lil j said:
    Posted: May 29th, 2007

      yo momma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 16th, 2007

      yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to EVERYONE

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    Darken said:
    Posted: June 16th, 2007

      yo momma like a bowling ball - i pick her up, finger her, then throw her in the gutter

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    Jessica said:
    Posted: June 21st, 2007

      yo momma is so black she made Whoopi Goldberg clear.

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    tony said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      you mama so dumb when she saw a microwave she said that’s a nice tv

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    tony said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      ya mama so dumb she went to wal mart with a birdge card and said can i get a discount

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    D' von smith said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      yo mama so big that when she went to the hospitle they had to use a dolly

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    tony said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      u so ulgy that…damn u just ugly

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    Posted: July 2nd, 2007
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