YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Yo momma is so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo momma is so fat that she ate the weed instead of sniffed it
yo mommas so fat when she rolled over a super nintendo it turned into 4 game boys.
Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Posted: June 8th, 2008
Yo momma so poor she does driveby shootings on a bus
Posted: June 9th, 2008
Yo momma is so fat henry is smaller then her
Posted: June 19th, 2008
YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Yo momma is so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo momma is so fat that she ate the weed instead of sniffed it
yo mommas so fat when she rolled over a super nintendo it turned into 4 game boys.
Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Posted: June 25th, 2008
YO MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO NEW YORK IN A YELLOW DRESS PEPOLE SHOUTED TAXI !!
Posted: July 4th, 2008
yo momma is like a hardware store, 20 cents a screw
Posted: July 14th, 2008
Yo mama so dumb she pooped on the side of the road and yelled oh shit r snickers
Posted: July 14th, 2008
your mother is so fat she wipes her ass with an extra large t-shirt
Posted: July 14th, 2008
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR MOM AND THE TITANIC YOUR MOM FLOATS THE TITANIC SINKS
Posted: July 21st, 2008
Yo momma so fat, when she wanted to put lipstick on she had to use a paint roller.
Posted: July 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so poor you have to pray for food like indians chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup wit a soda on the side
Posted: July 22nd, 2008
yo momma is so poor you have to pray for food like indians chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup wit a soda on the side