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33 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Greasy Jokes - 1”

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    best yo mama jokes said:

      I wish more people would post jokes in the comment section

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    9 mm said:

      you all suck i could do better

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    Two sm00ve said:

      Yo momma so fat, God couldn’t even lift her spirits!

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      9mm - don’t just talk about it, let’s see some of your stuff ya pussy

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      9mm mom’s so greasy, she goes down easier than white castle sliders.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is do dumb the thing don king was hair shop!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo jokes are shit u lot need some practising. fukin wankers

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    Anonymous said:

      yo moms so butters shez basicly butters looooooooooooool

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    Anonymous said:

      yo moms so dum she asked me wen the 10 o’clock news is on

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    Anonymous said:

      yo moms like a boomerang wen i chuk her she comes for more

      yo moms so butters wen she was small her mum used to putt her nappies on her face

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    Bryzie said:

      YO momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles started popping out!!!!!

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    funny chick said:

      yo momma so fat that when she walked passed the t.v i missed 4 hours of my show

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    HOOD STAR said:

      FUNNY CHICK YO MOMMA SO POOR THAT WHEN I CAME IN THE HOUSE AND STEPED ON A LIT CIGAREETE SHE SAID WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!

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    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ANDREW DOG $$$

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    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE TRIPPED OVA A ROCK AND BROKE HER ARM - ANDREW DOG $$$

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    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMMA SO FAT HER BROTHER ASKED FOR CRACK AND SHE BENT OVER AND SAID,HERE YOU GO - ANDREW DOG $$$

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    all people are retards said:

      yo momma so fat it took me 2 trains and 1 bus to get to her good side

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat she dreams of ballroom dancing with twinkies

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    marco diveachi said:

      To momma is so fat, she got elected for the senior V.P. of Twinkies in the election

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    marco diveachi said:

      My favorite yo momma joke is the one that says Yo momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled, STOP THAT TWINKIE!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so poor….. the front and back door of her house are on the same hinge!!!!
      how’s that suckers???

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    yo momma (2007) said:

      you guys suck

      you momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test and thats not all yo momma so fat it took you 3 years to get out her but at the hospital!

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    baby_gurl said:

      yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looked at a map she could see people

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    veedubzzz said:

      your moms so greasy she sweats crisco

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