269 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Is So Greasy Jokes - 1”
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Yo momma’s so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo momma’s so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
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Tweetyou all suck i could do better
TweetYo momma so fat, God couldn’t even lift her spirits!
Tweet9mm mom’s so greasy, she goes down easier than white castle sliders.
Tweetyo momma is do dumb the thing don king was hair shop!
Tweetyo moms so butters shez basicly butters looooooooooooool
Tweetyo moms so dum she asked me wen the 10 o’clock news is on
Tweetyo moms like a boomerang wen i chuk her she comes for more
yo moms so butters wen she was small her mum used to putt her nappies on her face
TweetYO momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles started popping out!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she walked passed the t.v i missed 4 hours of my show
TweetFUNNY CHICK YO MOMMA SO POOR THAT WHEN I CAME IN THE HOUSE AND STEPED ON A LIT CIGAREETE SHE SAID WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT
TweetYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!
TweetYo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
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TweetYO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ANDREW DOG $$$
TweetYO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE TRIPPED OVA A ROCK AND BROKE HER ARM - ANDREW DOG $$$
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT HER BROTHER ASKED FOR CRACK AND SHE BENT OVER AND SAID,HERE YOU GO - ANDREW DOG $$$
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Tweetyo momma so fat it took me 2 trains and 1 bus to get to her good side
Tweetyo momma is so fat she dreams of ballroom dancing with twinkies
TweetTo momma is so fat, she got elected for the senior V.P. of Twinkies in the election
TweetMy favorite yo momma joke is the one that says Yo momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled, STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Tweetyo mama is so poor….. the front and back door of her house are on the same hinge!!!!
Tweethow’s that suckers???
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you momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test and thats not all yo momma so fat it took you 3 years to get out her but at the hospital!
Tweetyo mommas glasses are so thick when she looked at a map she could see people
Tweetyour moms so greasy she sweats crisco
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she turned around they had a welcome back party
Tweeta race car four wheels burned at one night.
Tweetyo momma so fat that wen she tried the jumpinf castle it went flat
Tweetyo mommas so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like a pittfords steelers helmet!
Tweetyo mommas so fat it looks like her legs are being polite….you first!! no you first!!
Tweet9mm’s mom is so ugly when she looked out of an window she got arested for mooning
Tweetyour moma like a hardware store 25cents a screw
Tweetyo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get babtized
Tweetolololololololololol roflcopter lullllz
Tweetyour mother makes really good cookies
Tweetyo mommas so dummmmmmm when i said t- baggin time she got 50 bags and wrote t on them
Tweetyo mama so old she used to make good cookies
Tweetyo fish is so stupid it died from going to the bathroom in its food
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Tweetyo mama so stupid, i mean shes got stupid flying out of her butt shes so stupid, that she made waterproof teabags.
Tweetyo mommas so fat she sold her house to buy a lifetime supply of chocolate
Tweetyo mama so greasy she doesnt know where to go
Tweetyo mamma is so greasy she fell into a oil mine ind one man hit herand yelled we struck oiil
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Tweetyo mama so ugly she colored on her face
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb she got on the internet and threw a fishing nnet through the screen
TweetYO MAMA SO GREASY EVERY STEP SHE TAKES SHE SLIPS
Tweetyo fish so stupid it drowned
Tweetyo cat so stupid it ran from a mouse
Tweetyo moma is so greasy that she slips over
Tweetyo momma so greasy she doesnt know where to go
Tweetyo momma so greasy u can take a dump on her and make porkchops
Tweetyo mama is so greasy she sweets choros
Tweetyo momma so greasy that you can cook on her
Tweetyo dog is so stupid it ran for president
Tweetyour mums so ugly, people dress up as her for halloween
TweetYo Momma So greasy she used bacon as bandaids
TweetYo momma is so tall people called out “Thats a huge Bitch!”
TweetYo Momma is so fat , America was formed.
TweetYer Momma is so old, Jesus popped out and said wheres the popcorn?
TweetYour moms so hairy, she made George Bush jealous of her.
TweetYer moms so greasy you can make babies slip right out.
Tweetyou momma so greasy she can slip through a door hing
Tweetyour mom is so graesy her hair is greasr than a black person hair…………………
Tweetyo mamas hair is so greasy, she could fry a dozen chickens.
Tweetyo mamma is greasy
Tweetyo mama is so greasy that crisco had to buy grease from her
Tweetyo mama is jus greasy cuz she is idk
Tweetyo mama so short dat she plays wallball on the curb
Tweetyo momma so greasy she was in Grease The Tusical
Tweetyo momma so greasy she was in Grease The Musical
Tweetyo momma so greasy people get suction tubes and get grease from her for greasy foods
Tweetyo momma so greasy she LIVES in Greece
Tweetyo mom so fat when she put on a raincoat everyone said taxi
Tweetyo moma so fat dora cant explore her
TweetYo Momma Is So Greasy she sweats crisco
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TweetYour momma’s so greasy she is greasy
Tweetyour momma so greasy she is related to rob craig
Tweetyo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!
TweetYo mama is so tall, she did a one handed back flip and kicked jesus in the mouth!
Tweetyo mamma so greasy that she melted in the middle of the sun
TweetYo momma is so black that even africans called her an alien
TweetYo mommas so old- shes got more wrinkles than mccain!
Tweetyo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her 4 head just to make up her mind
Tweetyo mommo is so greasy shes related to kingkon
Tweetyour mum is fat!
Tweetyour mum is so fat she is skinny!
TweetYour mum’s so fat, wait that’s my mum
TweetI luv my mum, but i can’t rape here she wont let me !
TweetYour momma’s so dumb she got put in a round room and asked to find the corner. She never left.
TweetYo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
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TweetYo Momma So Dirty Her Dirt Spots Got Stains
TweetA TE ANYAD OLYAN DAGI HOGY A SZARA A HASABAN MARAD. XD
TweetUr momma is fried chicken she’s fried she’s greasy and evry1 gets one piece of her
TweetYo Mama So Greasy She makes ppl not wanna watch Grease(the movie)
Tweetyour mom so ugly her reflection left
Tweetyo momma is like McDonalds I’M LOVIN IT
Tweetyour moma so poor that she cant afford to live in a cherrio box
Tweetyour grandfather so dumn that he is 50 years old and he stiil in 7th grade
Tweetmrs nastro so poor she cant afford a tanpon
Tweetil stick my dick up mrs kocess ass
Tweetim so ugly i cant look at the mirro becuase it will brake in to pieces of glass
Tweetyo mama so ugly people put on mask off her on Halloween
TweetYour momma is so.. greasy she can make bacon out of her fat
Tweetyo mama so ugly people put on mask off her on Halloween
Tweetyo mama is so GAY SHE STRAIGTH
Tweetyour mama is so GAY SHES STRAIGHT
TweetHAY DONT COPY ME LOSER
Tweetmario dont talk about him…. talk about his mama duh
Tweetmario your mama so greasy she cant afford so she scrape grease of her to bathe you
Tweeti left off aword soap…….. if u can spell let me hlp u your mom have a hard time teaching you S..O..A..P
Tweetyo mammas so greasy why go to the store to buy crisco come to her house 4 free
Tweetyo mama so greasy why buy baby oil when you can just get some from her
Tweetyo mama so ashy if you put crisco on her it wont help
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Tweetyo mommas buttcheeks so big moses cnt even part them
Tweetyo momma so dumb when shes on the toilet she bend over she calls the dog for some yellow and brown chow ruff ruff
TweetYo mamma so greasy Colonel Sanders is her god.
TweetYo mamma so fat, the only family pictures you have of her were taken from a sattelite.
TweetYo momma so fat, she bathes in the Grand Canyon.
Tweetyou mumaa is so ugly she makes onions cry!!! Ohhhh Dunnoowwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bless x
TweetYa mama so greasy, her freckles slid off
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TweetUR MOMMA SO DIRTY SHE WASHES HER PUUSY WIT GARBAGE
TweetUR MAMA SO GREASY HER NIPPLES FALL OFF HER TITY
TweetYour momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 what on the bathroom scale *oh Snap*
TweetUR MUM SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY
TweetYour mama so fat she make the Whole World Drop.
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
TweetYo momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint-roller
Tweetyour momma so fat shes on both sides of the rainbow
Tweetyo momma so old shes starting to fart out mummy dust
Tweetyo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Tweetyo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
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Tweetshe sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Tweetyo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Tweetyo mammas so ugly she didnt even have to sing to break the glass
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Tweetim so gay=..
Tweetur mama is so old that u are gay lolz
Tweetyo momma so greasy shes like a BIG MAC on a weekend
TweetYou momma so greasy the baby thought she was. A slippin slide .lolz
Tweetyo momma so dumb when I told her to gobble on my nuts she gobbled on my ass cheeks
Tweetyo momma so nasty when I asked whats for dinner she jumped on the table spread her legs and said crabs
Tweetyo momma hair so greasy she can make bacon with it
Tweetur mommas just like a big mac full of fat and only worth £2:49 take the change bi%£H
Tweetyo momma so ugly ur dad turned gay
Tweetur mum so greasy if bacon had a footy team shed be captain
Tweetur mma so s dumb she jumped off of a building cause she thought her pad had wings!!!!!!!!!
Tweetur mma so dumb she jumped off of a building cause she thought her pad had wings!!!!!!!!!
Tweetur mamas so greasy u can put her under the sun and fry bacon on her
Tweetur mamas so dumb she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama sooo old she was in the 5th grade with Jesus
Tweetyo mama sooo fat ,when jesus said let there be light she made shadow
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she sit on a rainbow skittles popped out
Tweetyo mama so stupid when i ringed her doorbell …she ran to the microwave
Tweetyo momma is so greasy she used her body to make hamburger
Tweetyo mama so dumm……………………………………………………………………………………………………….dat she just dumm as hell
Tweetim so dumm dat i had to get my dog to type this
Tweetyo mama teeth are like the stars so bright yet so far apart.
TweetYo momma so fat that when she walked passed the tv I missed half of my show
TweetYo momma so fat she stands in two time zones
Tweetyour momma is so fat she was baptized in marine world
TweetYo momma is so greasy acne slipped off
TweetYo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco.
TweetYo mama so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she went to a clipper game and she though she was gettin a hair cut.
TweetYo momma so greasy, she’s used to fry chicken
Tweetyall breath so hot it caused globel warming
Tweetnow you why your mama ain’t allow in the north pole
TweetYo Momma So Greasy’ When SHe Talks She Spits Crisco
TweetYo Momma So Greasy’ When SHe Talks She Spits Crisco
TweetYo Mamma so Greasy she sweats olive oil.
TweetYo Momma so Fat when she try”s to roll over she lands in Australia.
TweetYo Mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and its still printing.
TweetTu madre is so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid
Tweetyo mama so fat when she tried killing herself by jumping off the empire state building AND SHE BOUNCED BACK UP.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she makes george lopez go i dont got this
Tweetyo momma so ugly she makes george lopez go i dont got this
Tweetyo mama so bald they use the shine on her head as mirror
Tweetyo mama’s so greacy that her labor lasted 5 seconds cause the baby slide right out
Tweetmario is soooo damn greasy!!!
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Tweetyo mama so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
TweetYo mama so stupid and fat she heard it was chilly outside and she ran out side with a spoon and bowl!!!
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TweetYo mama so short she sat on the curb and could swing her legs!!!
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Tweetyo mommas so greasy KFC and crisco put together cant compete
Tweetyo mommma is so greasy she can cook bacon on her hair
TweetYo Mama is so greasy texaco and shell buy oil from her
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