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      yo momma is so fat when she went to the beatch all the weales came out and sang we are family.

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      Yo mommas so fat that it takes three trains and two buses to get on her good side.

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      yo mamas so poor when i steped on a lit match at her house, she yelled ” aaaaaaay who turned off the heater!!”

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      You mamas so fat when hover dam broke we had to pay $10,000 to use her as a temporary plug, we saved 800 lives!

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      Yo mamas so UGLY dat when she tried to get on a plane it took off goin’ CHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOO

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      yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale she said I wanted my weight not my phone number

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