143 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Hairy Jokes - 1”

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1. 122
   randy said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2008

   yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc get the hell off of me bitch

2. 123
   nns said:
   Posted: March 17th, 2008

   no

3. 124
   sexy bitch 310 said:
   Posted: March 18th, 2008

   yo mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!

   yo mamas so ghetto she keeps her food stamps in a money clip!

   yo mamas so ghetto her front mat dosent say welcome it says welfare!

   my jokes are funny comment them

4. 125
   yo mama sux said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   Yo mama’s so fat i had to take a plane, two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

5. 126
   Megz 101 said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   yo mamas so poor when i steped on a lit match at her house, she yelled ” aaaaaaay who turned off the heater!!”

6. 127
   Megz 101 said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   You mamas so fat when hover dam broke we had to pay $10,000 to use her as a temporary plug, we saved 800 lives!

7. 128
   M3G-102 said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   Yo mamas so UGLY dat when she tried to get on a plane it took off goin’ CHOOOOO CHOOOOO CHOOO

8. 129
   M3G-102 said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   WHOOPS…..I MEANT TRAIN!!!

9. 130
   M3G-102 said:
   Posted: March 28th, 2008

   YOU SO UGLY DAT WHEN YOU WAZ BORN, INSTEAD OF SLAPPIN YO ASS, THE DOCTOR SLAPPED YO MAMAS FACE AND SAID WAT DA HELL IZ WRONG WIF YOU…..SORRY DA TRUTH HURTZ

10. 131
    Megz 101 said:
    Posted: March 28th, 2008

    Okayyyyyyy just stop M3G-102 i knw who u r retard ur sitin not two chairs away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. 132
    ebony is awesome said:
    Posted: June 3rd, 2008

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