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146 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Hairy Jokes - 1”

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  1. 133
    ebony is awesome said:

      rachael sucks balls =]

  2. 134
    =] said:

      yo mama so hairy she gave birth to samira

  3. 135
    Sandy said:

      your momma is so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got a rug burn!

  4. 136
    Yo mama so fat when she got an x ray exam the doctors found a live gorrila said:

      Dray

  5. 137
    Yo mama is so fat when she went bungie jumpin she went straght to hell!!! said:

      Cute cup cake

  6. 138
    charlie said:

      yo momma is so fat when she jumped into the sea the whales started singing we are family even though your fatter that me

  7. 139
    Someone =p said:

      Your Mama so hairy her niples look like raisins

  8. 140
    bestie for life said:

      your mamma so old, when i patted her back her titis fell down

  9. 141
    da' bomb said:

      yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale she said I wanted my weight not my phone number

  10. 142
    da' bomb said:

      yo mommas so poor when somebody dropped a burnt cigarette in her cardboard box she said clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we just got heat

  11. 143
    da' bomb said:

      ha ha i am da’ bomb

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