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177 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Hairy Jokes - 1”

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  1. 144
    Bash said:

      yo momma so ugly she gets fed with a catapult and the food always gos the opposite direction………

  2. 145
    bob said:

      your mommas so old she has a kick start vibrator

  3. 146
    edwin said:

      hey nick yo momma is so poor that when a guy saw her kick a box down the street he said what you doing she said moving

  4. 147
    noname said:

      Yu barbers a bitch

  5. 148
    Michael!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

      yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said “FAT BITCH”

  6. 149
    None yah said:

      Yo mama is so fat when she got lost [amazing] they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

      U know that was the best.

  7. 150
    yo momma said:

      Yo mommas so fat they had to use a forklift to get her outta bed.

  8. 151
    S&R said:

      Your mommas so fat she had to register twice to vote.

  9. 152
    S&R said:

      Your mommas so hairy we shaved her and got a new carpet and also lost our dog.

  10. 153
    S&R said:

      You moma is so fat she farted in the ocean and caused a tsunamie.
      Coach is hot!!!merchant.

  11. 154
    S&R said:

      Do you know were we where last night?
      Your mommas house.OOH what now……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….your mom…………………………….

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