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149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Hairy Jokes - 1”

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  1. 12
    Jason x said:

      Yo momma is so hairy, if you cut off her armpit hair she weights 5 pounds less!!!

  2. 13
    Jason x said:

      POST!!!

  3. 14
    Jason x said:

      Yo momma is so fat, when she pulls down her pants, it is like a fuckin’ nukelier bomb!!! THat was the best one yet!!!

  4. 15
    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo momma is so dum, she stuck a gun in her ass and shot it!!!

  5. 16
    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo momma is so fat, she wear a size 100 in gorillas!!!

  6. 17
    FREADY COUGAR said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID, SHE PUT A GERNADE IN HER BUTT!!!

      That is to you marcus Farcus!!!

  7. 18
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she Is in love with Jason X!!!

  8. 19
    Logan said:

      Your Moma is so fat I shot the bitch and Crisco came out!

  9. 20
    Anonymous said:

      yo moma is so fat that she got baptised at seaworld

  10. 21
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so hairy her ass is like a rug

  11. 22
    Anonymous said:

      your momma is so fat her ass is like two pigs fighting over a milk dud

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