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Yo momma is so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo momma is so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday expired.
Yo momma is so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo momma is so old, her social security number is 1.
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Tweetyo momma’s so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade.
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Tweetyo momma is so stupid that she thought cherios were dounut seeds
Tweetyo mama is so old she uses her wrinkle’s for grocery bags
TweetYO MAMMA SO OLD SHES DUST
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Tweetyour mums so ugly they moved halloween to here birthday
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Tweetyour mama is so ugly that she entered an ugly contest and the judges said no pros allowed
TweetYour m0m is so fat when she spits she spits greace
Tweetyo momma is so fat that she could be jesus grandmother
Tweetyour mom like a horse just that it ways 10000000000000000000000000000000 less than her
TweetYo momma is like a community bicycle, everybody gets a ride
TweetYo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
TweetYo daddy is so bald, when he wheres a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom
TweetYo mommas vagina is so big that it takes 10 men to pleasure her
Tweetyo mommas so fatt wen shes on da bus she pays 4 three people
Tweetyo momma so fat she went in a elavator and pressed up but she went down
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TweetYo mama so poor I seen her pouring pennies down the drain I asked what she was doing she said paying the rent
Tweetyo momma so old she birth certificate is a cave paintin
Tweetyo momma so short she need’s a ladder to pick up a dime
TweetYo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds Kool-aid comes out.
Tweetyo momma so fat even god couldnt lift her sprits
Tweetyo momma so ugly she look in the mirror and michale jackson poped out and said I QUIT THIS JOB
Tweetyo momma so old she sat behind jeues in the thrid grade
Tweetyo mooma so fat she tryed out for a starwars play and got the role of space
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a ranibow and down came the skittles
Tweetyo mooma so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
Tweetyo momma so stuiped she drove to florida to go to disney world when she got there it said disney world left so she turned around and went home
Tweetyo momma so old she has a augrapht bible
Tweetyour mum is so fat when she stepped on the scales her mobile number came up
TweetYo mamma’s so fat fat albert shit bricks when he saw her.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got locked in food lion and starved to death
TweetYO MOMMA SO GAY ,SHE LEFT HER MAN,FOR ANOTHER WOMEN
TweetYOUR MOMMA’S SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT AROUND THE HOUSE,.. SHE SAT AROUND THE HOUSE!!!
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how LONG she slept.
TweetYo momma’s so fat she sweats grease
Tweetyo momma’s so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo momma is so fat Iwalked around her and got lost
Tweetyo mama so fat that jeasus was here highschool boyfriend
Tweetyour mama so fat her excersise is getting up
Tweetyour mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side
Tweetyo momma’s so fat I gotta take a train to that bitch’s good side
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TweetNEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
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YOUR MOMA IS SO OLD SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN THE 1ST GRADE
Tweetyo moma is so fat when she sees a yellow bus she thinks its a tweenkie
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Tweetyour mama is so ugly her shadow ran away
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS BY ANYTHING BEUTIFEL THEY DIE
TweetYOUR MOMMA SMELL LIKE MAD FRANK WATER
TweetYOUR MOMMA SMELL LIKE MAD FRANK WATER
TweetYo Momma Is So Old, Her Quiff Is Dust
Tweetyo momma so stupid, the doorbell rang and she answered the microwave!
Tweetyo momma so fat and stupid, she saw a bus full of white kids and yelled, catch that twinky!
Tweetyo momma so stupid when barrock obama gave his speech she said, i thought martin luther king got assasinated!
Tweetyo momma is like a tv she gets turned on by black nobs
Tweetyo momma is like a tap she gets turn on by the gardner
TweetYo momma is so old, in her first quiz show the grand prize was fire
Tweetyo moma so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power
Tweetyo moma so so stupid she got locked in harveys and starved
Tweetyo momma so old that her brest milk is powder
TweetYO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE WENT IN THE HAUNTED MANSION AND CAME UP WITH A JOB APPLICATION.
Tweetyo momma so old she was around when that last joke was made
TweetYo momma so black when she walked in the room the clock struck midnight
TweetYOL NIGAZZ R SUPPOSE 2 MAKE JOKES!!!
Tweetyo momma so old she played pattycake with jesus
Tweetyo momma so black when she came out peaple automaticly named her dot
Tweetyo momma so poor when i walk in her frount door i tripped out the back
Tweetyo momma so poor when i stepped on her skateboard she said get off my f in car
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
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yo mama lik a vending machine i pay a quarter and she gives me the good stuff
TweetYou momma so old everybody said jesus has finally came
Tweetyo moma got looked in a matress store and slep on the floor
TweetYOUR MOM IS LIKE A HARDWARE STORE 25 CENTS A SCREW
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO CROSS EYED SHE THREW A ROCK AT THE GROUND AND MISSED
TweetYOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A VACUME CLEANER SHE SUCKS AND BLOWES
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO OLD SHE MADE DUST LOOK NEW
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OUT A BASEMENT WINDOW
Tweetyo momma is so old i slapped her in the back and her tits fell off
TweetTu mama esta tan fea, k quando me la cojo me bomito a la berga
Tweetyo mamma is so black she has to were white gloves when she eats a tootsie roll not to chew her fingers off
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she turns around they throw a welcome back party
TweetIans mom is so ugly she scared the boogieman
TweetBailey’s Mom is SO Fat her shadow weighs 10 lbs
Tweetur momma is so stupid she made u bitches
Tweetyo mommas ass is hariy it looks like kingkong is going to pop out and say ou im in america
Tweetyo mama so short she can hang glide from a derito
Tweetyo mama so old, she still owes moses a quarter!! O DANG!!!!
Tweetyo mama so poor, i steped on a cigerette in her houst and she said ‘hey! who turned out the heater?’…..O DANG!!!!
Tweetyo momma so old… she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade!
Tweetyo momma so old…her birth certificate says expired!
Tweetyo momma is so ulgle wene she stap out the door the world blowup
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yo mama so stupid she put a peice of paper over her t.v. to watch paper view
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she put shugar in her bed to have sweet dreams!!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stole a free baloon
TweetJo momma so fat an she so old yoo got high school history class down her panties touring her booty!
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she went Bunnie jumping she went straight to hell ha ha!
Tweetyo mumma is so dam hairy that when she had yo at birth she thort you was a dread…!!!!
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TweetYo mama is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
TweetYo mamma’s so fat,when she jumpped on a trampoline,it broke
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat,that when she jumped in the rain puddles,people who saw said”TSUNAMI WAVES”
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TweetYo momma so stupid, she ran around the bed all night tryin to catch some sleep.
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Tweetyo mamma so ugly when jason looks at her he says danm you an ugly b****
Tweetyo mama got 3 fingers and a banjo.
Tweetyo mamma so fat that she had to get baptise at sea world
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed!
Tweetyo momma so fat when she stood on top of the empire state building she caused a worldwide eclipse
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Tweetyo momma so fat when she died she ended world hunger!
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