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44 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes - 1”

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  1. 23
    Drummaster33 said:

      Yo momma so old, she shared a crib with the Baby Jesus!

  2. 24
    Lazy-assed engineering said:

      Have we the means of resisting disciplined armies, when our only defence, the militia, is put in the hands of Congress? PATRICK HENRY, 3 Elliot Debates at 48.

  3. 25
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  4. 26
    paco said:

      your mom is so darn old she met all the presidents of america

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  5. 27
    paco said:

      your mama is so ugly that she entered an ugly contest and the judges said no pros allowed

  6. 28
    cycl0ne sn0opy said:

      Your m0m is so fat when she spits she spits greace

  7. 29
    tom said:

      yo momma is so fat that she could be jesus grandmother

  8. 30
    joe ho said:

      your mom like a horse just that it ways 10000000000000000000000000000000 less than her

  9. 31
    Ayshyagirl said:

      Yo momma is like a community bicycle, everybody gets a ride

  10. 32
    Ayshyagirl said:

      Yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn

  11. 33
    Ayshyagirl said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund

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