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40 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes - 1”

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  1. 34
    Ayshyagirl said:

      Yo daddy is so bald, when he wheres a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom

  2. 35
    Ayshyagirl said:

      Yo mommas vagina is so big that it takes 10 men to pleasure her

  3. 36
    >>chris nd kari said:

      yo mommas so fatt wen shes on da bus she pays 4 three people

  4. 37
    stephen ammermann said:

      yo momma so fat she went in a elavator and pressed up but she went down

  5. 38
    yo momma s0 dumb when i told her it was raining like cats and dogs she bought a leash said:

      its godzila

  6. 39
    yo momma s0 dumb when i told her it was raining like cats and dogs she bought a leash said:

      its godzila oh wait datz ur momma

  7. 40
    reesesftball said:

      Yo mama so poor I seen her pouring pennies down the drain I asked what she was doing she said paying the rent

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