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Yo momma is so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo momma is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo momma is so old, she shits rocks.
Yo momma is so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo momma is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo momma’s so old, she washed dishes at the last supper
TweetYo momma’s so old, she hitched a ride on Noah’s ark.
Tweetyo momma so old she has an authentic autographed bible
TweetYo momma is so old, that her poops are gray!!!
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TweetYo momma is so old, she has been engaded to Abraham Lincoln!!!
TweetYo momma is so old, her nimmples are grey and
TweetYou’re momma is so old, she was moses’ lab partner.
TweetYour Momma is so old, her first car was a stagecoach
TweetYo Momma is so hairy she has hair arounf her nipples
Tweetyo momma so stupid i said wat do u do 4 a living she said live
Tweetyo momma is so old she has mold comin out of her crack
Tweetyo mommas teeth r so yellow she spits butter
TweetYo mama so fat, fat albert called and said he wants his stomach back
Tweetyo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can and i said “what r u doing?” she said “moving!”
Tweetyo momma is so poor i saw her grabbing stuff from a garbage can and i asked ” what r u doing?” she said “shopping!”
Tweetyo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
Tweetyo mommas so fat, i walked around her twice and got lost
Tweetyo momma is so old jesus was in her year book
TweetYo momma is so old, she taught Jesus before she retired.
TweetYo momma is so old, she has a picture of the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
TweetYo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
TweetYo momma is so old she poops in a can. She has big diareaha! I fart in the crack!
TweetYo momma is so ugly she is relatited to Michael Jackson!!!
Tweetyo mommas teeth r so yellow, i cant believe its not butter!!!!
TweetYo momma is so fat that when she told me her weight i thought it was her phone number!!!
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TweetYo Momma is such a slut she has more wangs than there are in a japanese phonebook
TweetYo momma so old she gave god the blueprint on how to create earth.
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Tweetyo mama so old when i told her to act her age she died
Tweetyo momma is so old i patted her back and her tittys fell off!!
Tweetyo momma so old she owes Jesus 5bucks
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TweetYo momma’s so ugly she has to wear a freddy mask to impress micheal myers
TweetYO MOMMA SO OLD SHE WAS THE DOCTOR THAT BIRTHED BABY JESUS….
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE DREW UP THE BLUE PRINTS TO THE EARTH!
TweetYo momma so ugly, she parted the red sea.
TweetYur mommas so old that wen i told her to act her age, she died
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Tweetyour mama is so old she farts dust
TweetYo Momma so retarded that when she went to sleep she put a ruler in the bed to see how long she slept
TweetYO MOMMA SO DARK WHEN SHE WENT TO MIDNIGHT SCHOOL THEY MARKED HER ABBSENT
Tweetyour mamma is so fat… she went into the pool and there was no water left
Tweetyo mama so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade.
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Tweetyo momma so old that she been gangbangin with the flinstones
Tweetyo mamas so old she went to school with adam and eve!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell taxi
TweetYo momma so old when she was alive they did’nt have history
TweetYo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch
TweetYo momma is sooooo fat that when she went to Japan,everybody yelled
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yo mama is so skinney she can hulla hoop a cherio
Tweetyo momma so black and fat that when she walked in thorntons they thought she was the dark chocolate easter bunny
Tweetyo momma so old when she was at school history was called current events
TweetYo mama so old she was alive before they had history
TweetYo momma is so old, her birth certificate is in roman numerials
TweetYO MOMMA SO OLD I OPENED UP HER LEGS AND SAW SPIDER WEBS AND DUST
TweetYO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW SHE SPIT PISS
TweetYo momma’s soo old her vag has a seperate entrance for black people
Tweetyo momma teeth so big when she sneeze she bite her chest
Tweetyo momma so old that she carries 100 canes around her
Tweetyo momma so old her breast milk is powder
Tweetyour mum is sooooo old i slapped her back and her tits fell off
Tweetyour mamma is soooo old i slapped her back and her tits fell off
Tweetyo momma’s so old that when everyone saw her they said go back to the jurrasic world
Tweetyo mama so fat she swam at da beach in the kids told there teachers i seen freewilly at tha beach
Tweetyo mama so fat it was raining and a bus past and the kids told there mama look at freewilly
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Tweetya mumma so fit she comes round to mine each nite for a shag
Tweetyo momma so ugly the last time she got whisteld at was when she got hit by a train
TweetYO MAMA SO OLD SHE FART OUT DUST
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air
Tweetyo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the floor and missed
Tweetyo momma so getto she breast fed you coolade
Tweetyo momma so fat and lazy she has a remote to operate her remote
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she ordered a water bed, they threw a blanket over the atalantic ocean.
TweetYo mama so fat when she walks into a chinese restaurant they scream “GODZIRRA”
Tweeturmumma so dumb that she sat on the couch and watched the tv
Tweetur mummas so poor she walk into mc donalds and had to lay by the burger
Tweetyo momma has three toungs and she talks like this like this like this
Tweetyo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Tweetyo mama so fat she made wal-mart put locks on all the twinkys
Tweetur momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Tweetyo mama so old dat she went to school with martin luther king jr. and waz on da bus with rosa parks
Tweetyo mommas so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Tweetyo mommas so fat syhe has a wheelchair for her ass and cruches for her tits
Tweetyo momma got 1 big tiddy and 1 small tiddy dats how she got dat nickname BIGGIE-SMALL
Tweetyour mummas so dumb she had to climb over a glaas wall to sea what was on the other side
Tweetyour mummas so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade
Tweetyo mama so ugly dey used her face to MAKE HALLOWEEN CAKES!!!
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT SHE RIPPED DA ERATH!!!
Tweetyour mama so old she got bible sighn by jesus
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept.
TweetYo momma so poor, she freaked when I was talking bout 50 cent. And I ain’t talking about the rapper.
TweetYo momma so fat, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out and screamed, “Helll no!”
TweetYo momma so ugly she applied for a ugly contest and got rejected because professionals aren’t allowed.
TweetYo momma is so fat, her blood type is O-reo. LMFAO.
TweetYo momma is so fat, she went up to Heaven and brought “Heaven on Earth”.
TweetYo momma is so poor, I told her I wanted an XBOX 360 for Christmas. She grabbed a cardboard box and drew a big X on it and spun it, and said “There’s your XBOX 360.
TweetYo momma is like Taco Bell. I drive up, pay .99, and leave.
TweetYo momma’s like a T.V. A three year old could turn her on.
TweetYo momma’s legs are like Wal-Mart. They stay open 24/7.
TweetYo momma is so loose, her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.
Tweetyou mama so black she went to night school and got counted absent
Tweetyo mamas so old shes got a signed copy of the bible
Tweetyo mamas so fat she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick
TweetYo momma is so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo momma is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo momma is so old, she shits rocks.
Yo momma is so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo momma is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Tweetyo mamma so old she farts dust
Tweetyo momma is so old her titty milk expired!! hahahahha
TweetYo momma is so fat she invented low riders!!hahaha
Tweetyo momma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt!!(:
Tweetyo momma is so fat jesus couldnt left her spirts up!
Tweetyo mamma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
TweetUr Mums So Old, She Farts Dust
Tweetur muma so dum when she got locked in a supermarket she starved to death!!!:-)
Tweetyo mummas so old she used to gang band with the flintstons!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour momma so smelly when she opened her legs she got sea sick
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TweetMy mommas so nasty , she cooks blue waffles for breakfast
TweetYour mommas so old, Jesus is in her high school yearbook!
Tweetyour moms so black darth vader said welcom 2 thu dark side
Tweetyour moms so bald mr.clean got jelus
TweetYOUR MOMS SO UGLY HER OUN SHADOW RUNS AWAY
TweetYOUR MOMS SO UGLY HER OWN SHADOW RUNS AWAY
TweetYOUR MOMS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT 2PAC WAS A RELIGEOUS LEADER
TweetYOUR MOMS SO HAIRY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS CHEWBACA IN A CHOKE HOLD
TweetYOUR MOMS SO FAT WHEN SHE SNEZZED SHE BIT HER CHEST
TweetYOUR MOMS SO OLD WHEN I SLAPED HER ON HER BACK HER BOOBS FELL OFF
TweetYOUR MOMS SO STUPID SHE TRIED 2 DROWND A FISH
TweetYo momma, is so stupid she thought she needed to go to the dentist to get a bluetooth
TweetYo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says “DING,DONG!”
Tweetyo momma so short shes fat!!!!!
Tweetyo mom is so dumb she tried to break the wind and farted
Tweetyo mom is so stupid she went to jail on law free day
Tweetyour mom is so wierd.
Tweetyo mummas so old, shes in jesus’s yearbook
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach glows
TweetYo momma so old she farts out dust
TweetYo momma so fat she tripped over kmart stumbled over wal~mart and landed on target
TweetYo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for murder
TweetYo momma so fat for halloween her trick was the treat
TweetYo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road
TweetYo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
TweetYo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
TweetYo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch
TweetYo mommas so old she still owes moses two dollars
TweetYour momma so old she used to gangbang with the hebrews
TweetYo mommas so ugly her parents used to feed her with a slingshot
TweetYour mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and made two dimes and a nickel
Tweetyour momma so old that when you sucked on her nipples you got athritis
Tweetyo momma is so old that she owes Moses a dollar
Tweetyo mama so old she had a treesome wit adam n eve
TweetYo momma is way too ugly.
TweetYo momma is so dumb she gave birth to you.
TweetYo mama so old that her area cod # is 1
TweetYo mama so old that when u hit her in the back her titties fell out
TweetYo mama so old that when u hit her in the back her titties fell out
TweetYo mama so old that when u hit her in the back her titties fell out
TweetYo momma so old that when u hit her in her back her titties came out
Tweetyo momma is so old she babysat juesus
Tweetyo momma is so old she babysat jusus
Tweetyo momma is so old she babysat jesus
TweetYo momma is so old that she has 4 children over the age of 100! and she is still alive
Tweetmik mac im all up in yo momma’s butt crack?
Tweetyo momma so old shes part of the dinosaur exzibhit
Tweetyo mamma so old she knew Burger king ever since he was a prince
TweetYo Mamma’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish
TweetYo Mamma’s so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested.
Tweetyo momma so old that she had orgy with jesus,moses and abraham
TweetYo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
TweetYo mama so ghetto she breast fed you Kool Aid
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TweetYo mama so fat wen she fell in love she broke it.
TweetYo mama so fat wen she fell in love she broke it.
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