45 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes - 4”

1. 1
   best said:
   Posted: January 5th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so old, she washed dishes at the last supper

2. 2
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: January 6th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so old, she hitched a ride on Noah’s ark.

3. 3
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: January 7th, 2007

   yo momma so old she has an authentic autographed bible

4. 4
   I Kill U said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2007

   Yo momma is so old, that her poops are gray!!!

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5. 5
   I Kill U said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2007

   Yo momma is so old, she has been engaded to Abraham Lincoln!!!

6. 6
   I Kill U said:
   Posted: January 11th, 2007

   Yo momma is so old, her nimmples are grey and

7. 7
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   You’re momma is so old, she was moses’ lab partner.

8. 8
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   Your Momma is so old, her first car was a stagecoach

9. 9
   Katherine Valdivia said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   Yo Momma is so hairy she has hair arounf her nipples

10. 10
    LIL WEEZY said:
    Posted: January 27th, 2007

    yo momma so stupid i said wat do u do 4 a living she said live

11. 11
    lilmomo said:
    Posted: February 11th, 2007

    yo momma is so old she has mold comin out of her crack

12. 12
    lilmomo said:
    Posted: February 11th, 2007

    yo mommas teeth r so yellow she spits butter

13. 13
    Ashley said:
    Posted: February 21st, 2007

    Yo mama so fat, fat albert called and said he wants his stomach back

14. 14
    secret agent clank said:
    Posted: February 22nd, 2007

    yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can and i said “what r u doing?” she said “moving!”

15. 15
    secret agent clank said:
    Posted: February 22nd, 2007

    yo momma is so poor i saw her grabbing stuff from a garbage can and i asked ” what r u doing?” she said “shopping!”

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    secret agent clank said:
    Posted: February 22nd, 2007

    yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade

17. 17
    secret agent clank said:
    Posted: February 22nd, 2007

    yo mommas so fat, i walked around her twice and got lost

18. 18
    funny chick said:
    Posted: February 22nd, 2007

    yo momma is so old jesus was in her year book

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2007

    Yo momma is so old, she taught Jesus before she retired.

20. 20
    stupidass said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2007

    Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs

21. 21
    secret agent clank said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2007

    Yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk

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    Lil Joe said:
    Posted: February 25th, 2007

    Yo momma is so old she poops in a can. She has big diareaha! I fart in the crack!

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    Lil Joe said:
    Posted: February 25th, 2007

    Yo momma is so ugly she is relatited to Michael Jackson!!!

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    jessica lynn said:
    Posted: March 2nd, 2007

    yo mommas teeth r so yellow, i cant believe its not butter!!!!

25. 25
    Lil' T said:
    Posted: March 15th, 2007

    Yo momma is so fat that when she told me her weight i thought it was her phone number!!!

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    Shaun said:
    Posted: May 15th, 2007

    Yo Momma is such a slut she has more wangs than there are in a japanese phonebook

33. 33
    young mula said:
    Posted: September 1st, 2007

    Yo momma so old she gave god the blueprint on how to create earth.

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    aly n aj said:
    Posted: October 19th, 2007

    yo young mula wat u up2

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    Superman said:
    Posted: November 18th, 2007

    yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she died

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2008

    yo momma is so old i patted her back and her tittys fell off!!

37. 37
    lance said:
    Posted: February 25th, 2008

    yo momma so old she owes Jesus 5bucks

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    Yo mama so old she farts dust said:
    Posted: June 16th, 2008

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 18th, 2008

    Yo momma’s so ugly she has to wear a freddy mask to impress micheal myers

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    P.Nutty NutCase said:
    Posted: June 23rd, 2008

    YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE WAS THE DOCTOR THAT BIRTHED BABY JESUS….

    YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE DREW UP THE BLUE PRINTS TO THE EARTH!

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    KC said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2008

    Yo momma so ugly, she parted the red sea.

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    emaa-Ox said:
    Posted: July 7th, 2008

    Yur mommas so old that wen i told her to act her age, she died

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43. 43
    jj said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2008

    your mama is so old she farts dust

44. 44
    cracker24 said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2008

    Yo Momma so retarded that when she went to sleep she put a ruler in the bed to see how long she slept

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2008

    YO MOMMA SO DARK WHEN SHE WENT TO MIDNIGHT SCHOOL THEY MARKED HER ABBSENT

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