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yo mommas teeth r so yellow she spits butter
Yo mama so fat, fat albert called and said he wants his stomach back
yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can and i said “what r u doing?” she said “moving!”
yo momma is so poor i saw her grabbing stuff from a garbage can and i asked ” what r u doing?” she said “shopping!”
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
yo mommas so fat, i walked around her twice and got lost
yo momma is so old jesus was in her year book
Yo momma is so old, she taught Jesus before she retired.
Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
Yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
Yo momma is so old she poops in a can. She has big diareaha! I fart in the crack!
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Posted: February 11th, 2007
yo mommas teeth r so yellow she spits butter
Posted: February 21st, 2007
Yo mama so fat, fat albert called and said he wants his stomach back
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so poor i saw her outside kicking a can and i said “what r u doing?” she said “moving!”
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so poor i saw her grabbing stuff from a garbage can and i asked ” what r u doing?” she said “shopping!”
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so old she sat next to jesus in 3rd grade
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so fat, i walked around her twice and got lost
Posted: February 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so old jesus was in her year book
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo momma is so old, she taught Jesus before she retired.
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
Posted: February 24th, 2007
Yo mommas so black, she brest feeds chocolate milk
Posted: February 25th, 2007
Yo momma is so old she poops in a can. She has big diareaha! I fart in the crack!