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870 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes - 6”

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    showOFF said:
    Posted: January 5th, 2007

      yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3 grade.

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    ayjah said:
    Posted: January 7th, 2007

      yo momma so fat when she walked outside wit a big red t-shirt and all the youngyins said look kool aid

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    fresh and fly said:
    Posted: January 7th, 2007

      yo momma so desperate for surgery she went to wannadocity!

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    fresh and fly said:
    Posted: January 7th, 2007

      yo momma so fat she went to moes southwest grill and ordered 2 sherman clumps!!!

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    fresh and fly said:
    Posted: January 7th, 2007

      yo momma so fat you could play spades on her back!

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    fresh and fly said:
    Posted: January 7th, 2007

      yo momma so retarded she invited madea and the counrty pimp to a shoot out in agusta georgia

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    Yo Momma's Master said:
    Posted: January 14th, 2007

      Yo moma is so old, she farts dust

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    Yo Momma's Master said:
    Posted: January 14th, 2007

      yo mommy is so old, when she went to the museum they thought a mummy came to life

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    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

      Ah, come on, what did I tell you about internet jokes, If I wanted a virus, I get one from your mom.

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    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

      Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and the hill turned out to be your mother.

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    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

      Unlike Rosa Parks, Yo momma likes the back of the bus.

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    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

      I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. I slept with yo momma, now I burn while I pee.

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    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

      Yo momma’s so fat, she has to be rolled behind the flowers to find the fuck spot, just to get busy.

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2007

      yo momma is so fat wen she slobs on your nob she thinks its corn on the cob

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2007

      yo momma is so old, that dhe fuck you

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2007

      yo momma is so dum that she can tell who is her son

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    francisco said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2007

      yo momma is so old, that she fuck her her old son

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 19th, 2007

      your mama so fat hurrican katrian wasent a natural disaster it was her jumping into the ocean

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    aidan n lee said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2007

      ur mom is so old she farts dust

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    morgie porgie said:
    Posted: April 2nd, 2007

      your momma so fat the tsunami was made by her jumping in the ocean

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    blizzard said:
    Posted: April 7th, 2007

      ur momma is so old wen i touched her ass her pussy fell of

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    jomom said:
    Posted: April 13th, 2007

      jo mom is so old she sat behind jesus in grade school

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    shacksta said:
    Posted: April 30th, 2007

      Yo momma is so fat she needs help wiping her ass after she takes a shit

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 9th, 2007

      o Momma is so old Jesus signed her yrbook in 2nd grade BITCHES!

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: May 9th, 2007

      HI!!!

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    justin said:
    Posted: May 27th, 2007

      yo momma is so fat she uses the grand canyon as a tolit

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    justin said:
    Posted: May 27th, 2007

      yo momma is so fat she uses a king size bed as a tanpond

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      yo momma is so old when she went to the history musuem they wouldn’t let her go back home

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      yo momma is so fat and ugly when she left the beach everybody screamed THE COAST IS CLEAR!!!

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    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 24th, 2007

      yo momma is so stupid when the weather man said its gonna be chilly she ran outside with a bowl and spoon

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    HellsAngel said:
    Posted: June 28th, 2007

      yo momma so old she ran track with moses and hit him with the ten commandments

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    HellsAngel said:
    Posted: June 28th, 2007

      Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marawoana jack got high and believed he can fly and got shot down by your momma

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    Posted: July 2nd, 2007
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