868 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes - 6”

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   showOFF said:
   Posted: January 5th, 2007

   yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3 grade.

2. 2
   ayjah said:
   Posted: January 7th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she walked outside wit a big red t-shirt and all the youngyins said look kool aid

3. 3
   fresh and fly said:
   Posted: January 7th, 2007

   yo momma so desperate for surgery she went to wannadocity!

4. 4
   fresh and fly said:
   Posted: January 7th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she went to moes southwest grill and ordered 2 sherman clumps!!!

5. 5
   fresh and fly said:
   Posted: January 7th, 2007

   yo momma so fat you could play spades on her back!

6. 6
   fresh and fly said:
   Posted: January 7th, 2007

   yo momma so retarded she invited madea and the counrty pimp to a shoot out in agusta georgia

7. 7
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: January 14th, 2007

   Yo moma is so old, she farts dust

8. 8
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: January 14th, 2007

   yo mommy is so old, when she went to the museum they thought a mummy came to life

9. 9
   Peter said:
   Posted: January 22nd, 2007

   Ah, come on, what did I tell you about internet jokes, If I wanted a virus, I get one from your mom.

10. 10
    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, and the hill turned out to be your mother.

11. 11
    Peter said:
    Posted: January 22nd, 2007

    Unlike Rosa Parks, Yo momma likes the back of the bus.

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