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870 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes - 6”

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  1. 12
    Peter said:

      I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. I slept with yo momma, now I burn while I pee.

  2. 13
    Peter said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she has to be rolled behind the flowers to find the fuck spot, just to get busy.

  3. 14
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat wen she slobs on your nob she thinks its corn on the cob

  4. 15
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old, that dhe fuck you

  5. 16
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dum that she can tell who is her son

  6. 17
    francisco said:

      yo momma is so old, that she fuck her her old son

  7. 18
    Anonymous said:

      your mama so fat hurrican katrian wasent a natural disaster it was her jumping into the ocean

  8. 19
    aidan n lee said:

      ur mom is so old she farts dust

  9. 20
    morgie porgie said:

      your momma so fat the tsunami was made by her jumping in the ocean

  10. 21
    blizzard said:

      ur momma is so old wen i touched her ass her pussy fell of

  11. 22
    jomom said:

      jo mom is so old she sat behind jesus in grade school

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