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  1. 1
    HaDeS said:

      sunt roman si o fut pe mata in cur …………i’m romanian and i fuck your mother every day

  2. 2
    Two sm00ve said:

      Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good!

  3. 3
    showOFF said:

      Yo momma so ugly she broke mirrors.

  4. 4
    billy bob said:

      yo momma is so poor she strips at arcades to get tokens

  5. 5
    billy bob said:

      yo momma is so fat she steped on the scale and it said to be continued.

  6. 6
    billy bob said:

      yo momma is so fat i drove around her twice and got lost

  7. 7
    Blake said:

      Yo momma is so fat i told her to show me a push up and she bought me one from the ice cream truck!

  8. 8
    kee-kee said:

      yo momma so fat when she was sitting down i told her to stand up and she said i am.

  9. 9
    kee-kee said:

      yo so fat on monday i saw her skipping down the street for the icecream man and he doesn’t com tell thursday

  10. 10
    kee-kee said:

      yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

  11. 11
    mac-daddy said:

      Yo momma’s glasses are so thick she could see people on a map wav’n

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