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149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

  1. 1
    HaDeS said:

      sunt roman si o fut pe mata in cur …………i’m romanian and i fuck your mother every day

  2. 2
    Two sm00ve said:

      Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good!

  3. 3
    showOFF said:

      Yo momma so ugly she broke mirrors.

  4. 4
    billy bob said:

      yo momma is so poor she strips at arcades to get tokens

  5. 5
    billy bob said:

      yo momma is so fat she steped on the scale and it said to be continued.

  6. 6
    billy bob said:

      yo momma is so fat i drove around her twice and got lost

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    Blake said:

      Yo momma is so fat i told her to show me a push up and she bought me one from the ice cream truck!

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    kee-kee said:

      yo momma so fat when she was sitting down i told her to stand up and she said i am.

  9. 9
    kee-kee said:

      yo so fat on monday i saw her skipping down the street for the icecream man and he doesn’t com tell thursday

  10. 10
    kee-kee said:

      yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

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    mac-daddy said:

      Yo momma’s glasses are so thick she could see people on a map wav’n

  12. 12
    mac-daddy said:

      Yo momma so,,, actually yo HaDeS you can suck my dick !!!!!!!!

  13. 13
    mac-daddy said:

      Yo momma so fat i cut her arm and skittles started pour’n out

  14. 14
    jack said:

      yo momma is so ugly she went to a ugly contest they turned around and they said NO profesionals.

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    HALO FROM MADISON MIDDLE SCHOOL said:

      YOUR MOMS ARE ALL SO DAMN HAIRY, IT LOOKS LIKE KING KONG IS LICKING HER VAGINA, HIS BROTHERS ARE ON HER NIPPLES…….SNOOCHIE BOOCHI BOOBOO KITTY FUCK!

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    J*ZILLA said:

      Your momma is so dirty she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so old she sat in front of jesus in 1st grade

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    kewl-eo said:

      yo momma so old dhe left her purse on noahs ark

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    kewl-eo said:

      yo mommas so old when she was in school there was no history class

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    kewl-eo said:

      yo mommas so old she was a waitriss at the last supper

  21. 21
    kewl-eo said:

      yo mommas so gresey her freckels slipped off

  22. 22
    kewl-eo said:

      yo momma so poor when i visited her house and tore down the cob webs as i walked in she yelled who tore down the drapes!!!!!

  23. 23
    kewl-eo said:

      yo momma so ulgy hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

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    kewl-eo said:

      yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks

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    CHRIS G said:

      Yo momma is crossed eyed so she can read two books at the same time.

  26. 26
    CHRIS G said:

      Yo momma so skinny when i go to hug her i fall.

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    CHRIS G said:

      You so stupid i toid you to give me a push up and you got one from the ice cream truck.

  28. 28
    CHRIS G said:

      Yo so ugly when you walked in the house door yo momma didn’t even recognize you.

  29. 29
    CHRIS G said:

      Yo momma so fat it took me two times too roll her over on her back.

  30. 30
    CHRIS G said:

      You so poor when you opened the door and stepped on a cockaroach your mom said ooh there goes dinner.

  31. 31
    CHRIS G said:

      You so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone.

  32. 32
    CHRIS G said:

      You so fat when you jumped into the ocean the whales said welcome to the family.

  33. 33
    CHRIS G said:

      You so black when you jumped in the water the fish swam away because they thought you was an oil spill.

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    pimp DADDY said:

      yo moma is so fat she threw a punch and got a wejy . ur mom is so fat the reason why the hurricane didnt texas is becuz she blocked it and i should no im from texas. THATS DA SHIT BITCH

  35. 35
    Logan said:

      Your Moma is fat you have to take two trains, a bus, and three taxis to get on her good side!

  36. 36
    Logan said:

      Your moma is so fat when her and your daddy were having sex he had to stop and ask for directions!

  37. 37
    Logan said:

      Your oma is so fat when she stepped on the scale the said “I want your weight not your phone number!”

  38. 38
    N M& M H 3 said:

      NM

      Random:Jo Momma is so Jo momma she Jo Mommas Jo Momma
      Fat:Jo Momma is so Fat the Mirror can’t hold her Reflection
      Dee DEE DEE:jo momma is so Stupid she thought U could put M&M’s in ABC order

      M H 3
      Fat:yo momma is so fat she has her own orbit.
      random:Yo Mom is so Fat When she doesn’t like someone she eats them
      greedy:yo momma so greedy she won a marothon because somone droped a penny at the finish line.

  39. 39
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so dumb, she applied for a blow job and didn’t get it

  40. 40
    Ashley said:

      yo momma so short, she wears panties as bell bottoms

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    MALENA said:

      yo momma so stupid… she took a spoon to the super bowl!

  42. 42
    MALENA said:

      yo momma so fat that when she got baptised in the pacific ocean

  43. 43
    tom said:

      yo momma is fat like a sausage

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    N3ll13 said:

      ur momma is so poor, when it comes time for dinner she gets up on the table, spreads her legs, then says look TUNA

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    tyler.kelley said:

      I would’ve been your daddy but the line was to long.

  46. 46
    T-Dog said:

      yo momma so stupid if she was anymore stupid she would not ever be smart enough to blow her nose.

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    amber said:

      yo momma so stupid she went up to a blind person and ask for directions

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    amber said:

      yo moma so fat when she walked passed the tv you missed a 4 hour marothon

  49. 49
    amber said:

      yo momma so stupid so went up to a parkin meter and put a quarter in it and was waitin for a gum ball to come out

  50. 50
    amber said:

      yo momma so fat when she went to the movie theter she sat next to everbody

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    LIL WEEZY said:

      YO MOMMA SO POOR I STEPED ON A PENNY SHEV SAID GET OFF MY PAYCHECK

  52. 52
    PIMP!!!! said:

      yo momma so black when she sat in a hotub she made cofee

  53. 53
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN SOME ONEW STEPED ON HER LIGHTER SHE SAID
      “HEY!THAT’S OUR HEATER!!!

  54. 54
    shana said:

      yo momma so ugly and fat……no wonder she had u>

  55. 55
    unkown said:

      yo mamma was so horney she had sex wit ur dog!!!!

  56. 56
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is like a bowling ball.. she gets held, fingered, and rolled and always comes back for more……you stupid punk ass bitches.

  57. 57
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is like a matress, she gets flipped every other year.
      the only difference is that instead of dust mites she has crabs..

  58. 58
    Anonymous said:

      the only reason why there are so many comments on this is the fact that all of these peoples mothers didnt give them enough love….but they sure gave me enough love.

  59. 59
    Anonymous said:

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old she got mold comin out of her crack

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    aLeX said:

      Yo Momma is so fat…..that she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family, even though your bigger than me!”

  62. 62
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is sooo clumbsy….she tripped over a cordless phone!! Ha Ha! lol

  63. 63
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so fat. that when she wears a yellow suit. a man calls “TaXi!”

  64. 64
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, she had you…..ahg!

  65. 65
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so old……that she met my dinosaur named Billy….ahg

  66. 66
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so fat….that when your daddy was on top or her….he could roll around 10 times…..after that he left her…. cuz he saw you!!!!

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    surferdude said:

      yo moma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out.

  68. 68
    surferdude said:

      yo moma so black when she walked down the strret a guy said “life is like a box of licorice no one likes the black ones!”

  69. 69
    surferdude said:

      yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy cougar the nightmares!

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    CHEYENNE CARRERA said:

      Yo mamma is so stupid she was driving to Disneyland and she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left” and she turned around and went home.

  71. 71
    dfc said:

      you momma so ugly she turned me to stone

  72. 72
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat that she has to use the freeway as a slip in slide.

  73. 73
    Chris Hollis said:

      Ur mum is so stupid when i last came round she was shoutin in an envelope, i asked her ‘wat u doin’ n she replys ‘im tryin 2 send voicemail’

  74. 74
    Side Burns said:

      Yo Momma’s ass is so big I need a map to find her ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!

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    nevermind said:

      lifes like a bowl of jelly beans every 1 hates the black 1s

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    aidan n lee said:

      ur mom so thick she sit on the telly and watches the couch lol… ha ha

  77. 77
    aidan n lee said:

      ur mom so tight she r and sings we are runs trough the grave yard and sings ha ha ha ha ha i am still alive he he

  78. 78
    BOB IS YOUR MOM said:

      YOU POOPED YOUR FACE IN DETROIT ROCK YOUR MOMS NOSE BOOGERSTEIN POOGOOBER OH YAH…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… poop

  79. 79
    BOB IS YOUR MOM said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND DOWN CAME YOUR PET PEE PEE GOAT OH YAH……………………………………………………………HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUNCH YOUR MOMS DINKY POOP
      THE END

  80. 80
    BOB IS YOUR MOM said:

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  81. 81
    Anonymous said:

      ur mum is so skinny she gr8 cheese on her ribs
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. 82
    Anonymous said:

      ur mom is like a bowlin ball wen she get picked up an fingered she goes rollin bak 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. 83
    Danze said:

      ur mums so cool she knows 5 people down her street haha!

  84. 84
    Danze said:

      ur mums so fine she stars in FHM magazines

  85. 85
    get the f**k out of ere said:

      yo so dumb u sat on the TV and watched the sofa

  86. 86
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat, the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave

  87. 87
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so ugly that when halloween was over the mirror said damn girl wen u taking of that freddy mask

  88. 88
    john said:

      your mom is so fat that when she wharers a yellow rain coat people shout ”taxi”

  89. 89
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama go ugly she looks like u

  90. 90
    abbie said:

      your momma so dump she sold her car for peterol

  91. 91
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she went to the ocean, she yelled, “Bathtime”

  92. 92
    khaled said:

      I TOLD YO MOMMA 2 ACT HER AGE AND DA BITCH DROPED DEAD

  93. 93
    khaled said:

      UR MOMMA IS LIK HUMPTY DUMPTY FIRST SHE GETZ HUMPED DEN SHE GETZ DUMPED

  94. 94
    khaled said:

      UR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY AND BIG WEN SHE OFRED 2 CLEAN UP THE ZOO PEOLE WALK PAST AND DEY SAY LOOK AT DAT GORILLA OVER DER

  95. 95
    jomom said:

      your mom is so fat when she rolled over on her bed she burn her a** on the light bulb

  96. 96
    joey said:

      ur moma so fat she weighs a lots

  97. 97
    mando said:

      yo momma is sooooo poor…when i stepped up 2 the doorbell…she popped out the window n said DING DONG!!! HAHAHA

  98. 98
    Anonymous said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT AT HER FUNERAL THEY BURRIED HER IN A COFFIN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. 99
    anonimous said:

      your mum is so sexy that i had sex with her and she sucked my dick

  100. 100
    anonimous said:

      i am so sexual that i sucked ur mums dicks once. and they sucked my dick to! they all smell of piss though, oochiboochi meow meow purple monkey dishwasher

  101. 101
    Carlos Salazar said:

      Yo momma so fat she entered a fat contest and won 1st,2nd,and 3rd place!

  102. 102
    Carlos Salazar said:

      Yo mamma so fat she don’t take pictures she takes posters!

  103. 103
    Carlos Salazar said:

      Yo momma so poor people brake in and leave her money.

  104. 104
    Carlos Salazar said:

      Yo lips so big they look like bunkbeds.

  105. 105
    Carlos Salazar said:

      Yo momma so poor she uses coupons at the 99cent store.

  106. 106
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  108. 108
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  111. 111
    V3N0m said:

      yo momma’s so ughly that she doesn’t have to look in the mirror to get 7 years of bad luck!

  112. 112
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so ugly….her face is like the sun….it blinds people

  113. 113
    Kyra said:

      Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for 3 hrs because it said “concentrate” on the box

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    nIcHoLe LoVe JoSh said:

      ya momma so fat she play pool wit tha planets…
      i kow dis lame but ery thang else was taken
      holla atcho gurl!!!!!! ey bay bay

  115. 115
    cycl0ne sn0opy said:

      Ur m0m is s0 def0rmed she has 3 lips and when she talkz she talkz like dis like dis like diz

  116. 116
    tk said:

      ur momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered. and thrown in the gutter

  117. 117
    Amanda c said:

      yo momma is so fat everytime she turned around it was here birthday!!!

  118. 118
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  119. 119
    trixes said:

      yo momma teeth is so yellow that she got a job at the movies spitting butter on popcorn

  120. 120
    negro said:

      nergo

  121. 121
    girger bitch said:

      shes so ugly shed bang u

  122. 122
    Dominick said:

      Yo Momma so ugly her titys scared me

  123. 123
    Jason said:

      i luv weirners in my mouth

  124. 124
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat, everytime she turns around, its the next millenium. =]

  125. 125
    Anonymous said:

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  126. 126
    Bilbo said:

      Sup, any of u guys play runescape? if yeh.. add me name is : [ jafsseyxxx im muted but i can talk on this

      thanks :)

  127. 127
    Bilbo said:

      Oh btw.. if any of you do play.. add me on msn.. DatOneLad@live.co.uk…………………. thank-yoo :)

  128. 128
    Luciouschick said:

      yo momma so old, she owes God’s grandma a dollar =] Mwuhaha..

      Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow.. when ever she smiles, Bob marley comes out and says.. THE SUN IS SHININ!!!! :):):):):)

  129. 129
    Luciouschick said:

      :)

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    yo i have a life said:

      yo momma so ulgy, her vibrator turned to limp…

  131. 131
    yo i have a life said:

      yo momma so poor she eat cereal with a fork to save milk…

  132. 132
    yo i have a life said:

      mmmm….. yo momma like a television even a 2 year old can turn her on

  133. 133
    Me-Ere said:

      yo momma’s so poor,that when i stepped on a burnin cigarette she sed ” who turned off the heatin”

  134. 134
    YO MOMMA said:

      YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A BIG PIECE OF GLASS JUST TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

  135. 135
    timothy.I said:

      ur mumma is so dum she toke a spoon to the super bowl

  136. 136
    timothy.I said:

      ur mummas so dum she tripped over a cordless phone

  137. 137
    taylor said:

      your mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing we are family even kno your fater the me

  138. 138
    dx said:

      yo mamma so ugly king kong cant stand to be around her

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  140. 140
    fabian said:

      your mother’s so fat we are in her right now

  141. 141
    fabian said:

      yo mamma’s so fat we are in her right now

  142. 142
    bicth said:

      suck my dick

  143. 143
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

  144. 144
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so short you can see her feet in her drivers license

  145. 145
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so ugly when she walked into Taco Bell they all ran for the border.

  146. 146
    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so short she has to hold up a sign that says, “DON’T SPIT!, I CAN’T SWIM”

  147. 147
    Anonymous said:

      your momas so fat when she was born the earth dropped 10 km.

  148. 148
    PIMP MAMMA said:

      YO MAMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN TO COURT THE JUDGE SAID ORDER IN THE COURT , UR MOM SAID MY I HAVE A TRIPEL CHEESBURGER , SOMEM EXTRA LARGE FRIES AND, A LARGE ROOTBEER

  149. 149
    PIMP MAMMA said:

      Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

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