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541 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”



  1. Two sm00ve's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good!



  2. showOFF's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she broke mirrors.



  3. billy bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she strips at arcades to get tokens



  4. billy bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she steped on the scale and it said to be continued.



  5. billy bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat i drove around her twice and got lost



  6. Blake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat i told her to show me a push up and she bought me one from the ice cream truck!



  7. kee-kee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she was sitting down i told her to stand up and she said i am.



  8. kee-kee's Momma Joke:

    yo so fat on monday i saw her skipping down the street for the icecream man and he doesn’t com tell thursday



  9. kee-kee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  10. mac-daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s glasses are so thick she could see people on a map wav’n



  11. mac-daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so,,, actually yo HaDeS you can suck my dick !!!!!!!!



  12. mac-daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat i cut her arm and skittles started pour’n out



  13. jack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she went to a ugly contest they turned around and they said NO profesionals.



  14. J*ZILLA's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so dirty she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh!



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat in front of jesus in 1st grade



  16. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old dhe left her purse on noahs ark



  17. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old when she was in school there was no history class



  18. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she was a waitriss at the last supper



  19. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so gresey her freckels slipped off



  20. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when i visited her house and tore down the cob webs as i walked in she yelled who tore down the drapes!!!!!



  21. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.



  22. kewl-eo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks



  23. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is crossed eyed so she can read two books at the same time.



  24. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny when i go to hug her i fall.



  25. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    You so stupid i toid you to give me a push up and you got one from the ice cream truck.



  26. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    Yo so ugly when you walked in the house door yo momma didn’t even recognize you.



  27. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat it took me two times too roll her over on her back.



  28. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    You so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone.



  29. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    You so fat when you jumped into the ocean the whales said welcome to the family.



  30. CHRIS G's Momma Joke:

    You so black when you jumped in the water the fish swam away because they thought you was an oil spill.



  31. pimp DADDY's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she threw a punch and got a wejy . ur mom is so fat the reason why the hurricane didnt texas is becuz she blocked it and i should no im from texas. THATS DA SHIT BITCH



  32. Logan's Momma Joke:

    Your Moma is fat you have to take two trains, a bus, and three taxis to get on her good side!



  33. Logan's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so fat when her and your daddy were having sex he had to stop and ask for directions!



  34. Logan's Momma Joke:

    Your oma is so fat when she stepped on the scale the said “I want your weight not your phone number!”



  35. N M& M H 3's Momma Joke:

    NM

    Random:Jo Momma is so Jo momma she Jo Mommas Jo Momma
    Fat:Jo Momma is so Fat the Mirror can’t hold her Reflection
    Dee DEE DEE:jo momma is so Stupid she thought U could put M&M’s in ABC order

    M H 3
    Fat:yo momma is so fat she has her own orbit.
    random:Yo Mom is so Fat When she doesn’t like someone she eats them
    greedy:yo momma so greedy she won a marothon because somone droped a penny at the finish line.



  36. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she applied for a blow job and didn’t get it



  37. Ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short, she wears panties as bell bottoms



  38. MALENA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid… she took a spoon to the super bowl!



  39. MALENA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she got baptised in the pacific ocean



  40. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat like a sausage



  41. N3ll13's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor, when it comes time for dinner she gets up on the table, spreads her legs, then says look TUNA



  42. tyler.kelley's Momma Joke:

    I would’ve been your daddy but the line was to long.



  43. T-Dog's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid if she was anymore stupid she would not ever be smart enough to blow her nose.



  44. amber's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went up to a blind person and ask for directions



  45. amber's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat when she walked passed the tv you missed a 4 hour marothon



  46. amber's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid so went up to a parkin meter and put a quarter in it and was waitin for a gum ball to come out



  47. amber's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the movie theter she sat next to everbody



  48. LIL WEEZY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR I STEPED ON A PENNY SHEV SAID GET OFF MY PAYCHECK



  49. PIMP!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she sat in a hotub she made cofee



  50. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN SOME ONEW STEPED ON HER LIGHTER SHE SAID
    “HEY!THAT’S OUR HEATER!!!



  51. shana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly and fat……no wonder she had u>



  52. unkown's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma was so horney she had sex wit ur dog!!!!



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a bowling ball.. she gets held, fingered, and rolled and always comes back for more……you stupid punk ass bitches.



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a matress, she gets flipped every other year.
    the only difference is that instead of dust mites she has crabs..



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    the only reason why there are so many comments on this is the fact that all of these peoples mothers didnt give them enough love….but they sure gave me enough love.



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she got mold comin out of her crack



  58. aLeX's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat…..that she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family, even though your bigger than me!”



  59. aLeX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooo clumbsy….she tripped over a cordless phone!! Ha Ha! lol



  60. aLeX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat. that when she wears a yellow suit. a man calls “TaXi!”



  61. aLeX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she had you…..ahg!



  62. aLeX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old……that she met my dinosaur named Billy….ahg



  63. aLeX's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat….that when your daddy was on top or her….he could roll around 10 times…..after that he left her…. cuz he saw you!!!!



  64. surferdude's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out.



  65. surferdude's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so black when she walked down the strret a guy said “life is like a box of licorice no one likes the black ones!”



  66. surferdude's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy cougar the nightmares!



  67. CHEYENNE CARRERA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid she was driving to Disneyland and she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left” and she turned around and went home.



  68. dfc's Momma Joke:

    you momma so ugly she turned me to stone



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she has to use the freeway as a slip in slide.



  70. Chris Hollis's Momma Joke:

    Ur mum is so stupid when i last came round she was shoutin in an envelope, i asked her ‘wat u doin’ n she replys ‘im tryin 2 send voicemail’



  71. Side Burns's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s ass is so big I need a map to find her ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!



  72. nevermind's Momma Joke:

    lifes like a bowl of jelly beans every 1 hates the black 1s



  73. aidan n lee's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so thick she sit on the telly and watches the couch lol… ha ha



  74. aidan n lee's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so tight she r and sings we are runs trough the grave yard and sings ha ha ha ha ha i am still alive he he



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so skinny she gr8 cheese on her ribs
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  76. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a bowlin ball wen she get picked up an fingered she goes rollin bak 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  77. Danze's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so cool she knows 5 people down her street haha!



  78. Danze's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fine she stars in FHM magazines



  79. get the f**k out of ere's Momma Joke:

    yo so dumb u sat on the TV and watched the sofa



  80. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when halloween was over the mirror said damn girl wen u taking of that freddy mask



  82. john's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that when she wharers a yellow rain coat people shout ”taxi”



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama go ugly she looks like u



  84. abbie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dump she sold her car for peterol



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she went to the ocean, she yelled, “Bathtime”



  86. khaled's Momma Joke:

    I TOLD YO MOMMA 2 ACT HER AGE AND DA BITCH DROPED DEAD



  87. khaled's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS LIK HUMPTY DUMPTY FIRST SHE GETZ HUMPED DEN SHE GETZ DUMPED



  88. khaled's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY AND BIG WEN SHE OFRED 2 CLEAN UP THE ZOO PEOLE WALK PAST AND DEY SAY LOOK AT DAT GORILLA OVER DER



  89. jomom's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she rolled over on her bed she burn her a** on the light bulb



  90. joey's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so fat she weighs a lots



  91. mando's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo poor…when i stepped up 2 the doorbell…she popped out the window n said DING DONG!!! HAHAHA



  92. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT AT HER FUNERAL THEY BURRIED HER IN A COFFIN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!



  93. anonimous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so sexy that i had sex with her and she sucked my dick



  94. anonimous's Momma Joke:

    i am so sexual that i sucked ur mums dicks once. and they sucked my dick to! they all smell of piss though, oochiboochi meow meow purple monkey dishwasher



  95. Carlos Salazar's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she entered a fat contest and won 1st,2nd,and 3rd place!



  96. Carlos Salazar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she don’t take pictures she takes posters!



  97. Carlos Salazar's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor people brake in and leave her money.



  98. Carlos Salazar's Momma Joke:

    Yo lips so big they look like bunkbeds.



  99. Carlos Salazar's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she uses coupons at the 99cent store.



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  105. V3N0m's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ughly that she doesn’t have to look in the mirror to get 7 years of bad luck!



  106. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly….her face is like the sun….it blinds people



  107. Kyra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for 3 hrs because it said “concentrate” on the box



  108. nIcHoLe LoVe JoSh's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat she play pool wit tha planets…
    i kow dis lame but ery thang else was taken
    holla atcho gurl!!!!!! ey bay bay



  109. cycl0ne sn0opy's Momma Joke:

    Ur m0m is s0 def0rmed she has 3 lips and when she talkz she talkz like dis like dis like diz



  110. tk's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered. and thrown in the gutter



  111. Amanda c's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat everytime she turned around it was here birthday!!!



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  113. trixes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth is so yellow that she got a job at the movies spitting butter on popcorn



  114. negro's Momma Joke:

    nergo



  115. girger bitch's Momma Joke:

    shes so ugly shed bang u



  116. Dominick's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly her titys scared me



  117. Jason's Momma Joke:

    i luv weirners in my mouth



  118. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, everytime she turns around, its the next millenium. =]



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  120. Bilbo's Momma Joke:

    Sup, any of u guys play runescape? if yeh.. add me name is : [ jafsseyxxx im muted but i can talk on this

    thanks :)



  121. Bilbo's Momma Joke:

    Oh btw.. if any of you do play.. add me on msn.. DatOneLad@live.co.uk…………………. thank-yoo :)



  122. Luciouschick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, she owes God’s grandma a dollar =] Mwuhaha..

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow.. when ever she smiles, Bob marley comes out and says.. THE SUN IS SHININ!!!! :):):):):)



  123. Luciouschick's Momma Joke:

    :)



  124. yo i have a life's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy, her vibrator turned to limp…



  125. yo i have a life's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she eat cereal with a fork to save milk…



  126. yo i have a life's Momma Joke:

    mmmm….. yo momma like a television even a 2 year old can turn her on



  127. Me-Ere's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so poor,that when i stepped on a burnin cigarette she sed ” who turned off the heatin”



  128. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A BIG PIECE OF GLASS JUST TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.



  129. timothy.I's Momma Joke:

    ur mumma is so dum she toke a spoon to the super bowl



  130. timothy.I's Momma Joke:

    ur mummas so dum she tripped over a cordless phone



  131. taylor's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing we are family even kno your fater the me



  132. dx's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly king kong cant stand to be around her



  133. Amanda's Momma Joke:

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  134. fabian's Momma Joke:

    your mother’s so fat we are in her right now



  135. fabian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat we are in her right now



  136. bicth's Momma Joke:

    suck my dick



  137. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.



  138. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so short you can see her feet in her drivers license



  139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly when she walked into Taco Bell they all ran for the border.



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so short she has to hold up a sign that says, “DON’T SPIT!, I CAN’T SWIM”



  141. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momas so fat when she was born the earth dropped 10 km.



  142. PIMP MAMMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN TO COURT THE JUDGE SAID ORDER IN THE COURT , UR MOM SAID MY I HAVE A TRIPEL CHEESBURGER , SOMEM EXTRA LARGE FRIES AND, A LARGE ROOTBEER



  143. PIMP MAMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  144. Panama Jack's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big Evil Knievel jumped her back in 79.



  145. Panama Jack's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big she walks Godzilla on a leash.



  146. Panama Jack's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so short she slam dunks her bus fare.



  147. zoe's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid
    That Shes stupid.
    Hahahahahahaha
    I win LMao



  148. foo-foo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly even rice crispies wont talk to her



  149. j dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly they made a show on mtv called pimp my face!



  150. mike hay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and MISSED!!



  151. doddely dodelly do's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dunb she grabbed a peice of paper and stuck it to the window and said that she is watching paper view.



  152. doddely dodelly do's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she went to swim in the ocean and then fafted and caused hurricane katrina.



  153. doddely dodelly do's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she stuck a battery up her but and yells”I GOT THE POWER”



  154. j dolla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she went on a talking scale it said “one at a time please”



  155. Acro9977's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie



  156. wat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she saw a stop sign she waited until someone said go



  157. stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so stupid she tuk a spoon 2 tha super bowl



  158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she had you



  159. gombo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid, when she saw a bus go by, she said “stop that twinkie!!”



  160. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly frankinstin wouldnt date her



  161. TheJokester's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on!



  162. Mr.Carter101's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so hary hr rmpt lks lke kng n a hdlk



  163. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you so ugly that when your momma gave birth to you ,she named you”shit happens”



  164. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she layed in the ocean Spain claimed her for the new land.



  165. B-rett Welch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and stupid that when i rang the doorbell she opened the damn microwave!



  166. B-rett Welch's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat. that when she wears a yellow suit. a man calls “Taxi!”



  167. B-rett Welch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she chased the school bus yelling out “GIVE ME BACK MY TWINKY!”



  168. B-rett Welch's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so damn big that she had to get babtised in the pacific ocean



  169. B-rett Welch's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back.”



  170. shammu's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma pooped so bad george bush ducked.



  171. shamu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she married a twinkie.



  172. shamu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she brought a spoon to the superbowl.



  173. shamu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she thought lincoln logs were trees at the white house.



  174. shamu's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she got off a japanese airplane wearing a green sweater and they started yelling GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!



  175. Mandie's Momma Joke:

    yO mamma so stupid……….she thought pokemon was fat



  176. Jar-Jar binks's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat you can smack her butt and ride the waves.



  177. Shamu the whale's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so black she was absent at night school



  178. Shamu the whale's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she pooped on my face and it tasted like chicken nuggets



  179. Shamu the whale's Momma Joke:

    she so stupid she worried she had aids but she only had hiv



  180. Shamu the whale's Momma Joke:

    when you poop whis you diarreaht color a



  181. Maximus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry



  182. jt's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and ugly when she gose to china they yell look its godzilla run



  183. nig's Momma Joke:

    Go die



  184. UR MOM's Momma Joke:

    Stop calling me fat u ass holes



  185. I spammed's Momma Joke:

    shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit



  186. BOB SAGET's Momma Joke:

    DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    To mama so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her neck



  188. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didnt come back



  189. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a frying pan everyone puts their meat on her



  190. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a doorknob everyone gets a turn on her



  191. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  192. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet it said abcdefg get yo fat ass off of me



  193. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in an all you can eat buffet and starved



  194. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid her IQ is a negative #



  195. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty she makes lovejoy high school look clean



  196. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i dont want to laugh but the earth is cracking up



  197. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight



  198. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  199. Daewon Song's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she studied for a drug test



  200. H@RRY POTTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a vacume she suks she blows then gets layed n the closet



  201. H@RRY POTTER's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a hardware store 25cents for a screw



  202. recokingball11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the beach a whale jumped out and said “we are family even though your fatter than me”.



  203. KingOfComedyEZ's Momma Joke:

    your moms so big the director of a play told her to wear a black shirt and play space



  204. KingOfComedyEZ's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so nasty i thought her how to do the robot and now r2d2 has aids



  205. KingOfComedyÈZ's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so dumb she went to the store and asked to buy the green lantern



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