yo moma is so fat she threw a punch and got a wejy . ur mom is so fat the reason why the hurricane didnt texas is becuz she blocked it and i should no im from texas. THATS DA SHIT BITCH
Random:Jo Momma is so Jo momma she Jo Mommas Jo Momma
Fat:Jo Momma is so Fat the Mirror can’t hold her Reflection
Dee DEE DEE:jo momma is so Stupid she thought U could put M&M’s in ABC order
M H 3
Fat:yo momma is so fat she has her own orbit.
random:Yo Mom is so Fat When she doesn’t like someone she eats them
greedy:yo momma so greedy she won a marothon because somone droped a penny at the finish line.
the only reason why there are so many comments on this is the fact that all of these peoples mothers didnt give them enough love….but they sure gave me enough love.
YOU POOPED YOUR FACE IN DETROIT ROCK YOUR MOMS NOSE BOOGERSTEIN POOGOOBER OH YAH…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… poop
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND DOWN CAME YOUR PET PEE PEE GOAT OH YAH……………………………………………………………HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUNCH YOUR MOMS DINKY POOP
THE END
i am so sexual that i sucked ur mums dicks once. and they sucked my dick to! they all smell of piss though, oochiboochi meow meow purple monkey dishwasher
YO MAMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN TO COURT THE JUDGE SAID ORDER IN THE COURT , UR MOM SAID MY I HAVE A TRIPEL CHEESBURGER , SOMEM EXTRA LARGE FRIES AND, A LARGE ROOTBEER
Posted: January 2nd, 2007
sunt roman si o fut pe mata in cur …………i’m romanian and i fuck your mother every day
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Yo Momma so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look good!
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly she broke mirrors.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she strips at arcades to get tokens
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she steped on the scale and it said to be continued.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat i drove around her twice and got lost
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat i told her to show me a push up and she bought me one from the ice cream truck!
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she was sitting down i told her to stand up and she said i am.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo so fat on monday i saw her skipping down the street for the icecream man and he doesn’t com tell thursday
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: January 8th, 2007
Yo momma’s glasses are so thick she could see people on a map wav’n
Posted: January 8th, 2007
Yo momma so,,, actually yo HaDeS you can suck my dick !!!!!!!!
Posted: January 8th, 2007
Yo momma so fat i cut her arm and skittles started pour’n out
Posted: January 8th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she went to a ugly contest they turned around and they said NO profesionals.
Posted: January 9th, 2007
YOUR MOMS ARE ALL SO DAMN HAIRY, IT LOOKS LIKE KING KONG IS LICKING HER VAGINA, HIS BROTHERS ARE ON HER NIPPLES…….SNOOCHIE BOOCHI BOOBOO KITTY FUCK!
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Your momma is so dirty she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh!
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo momma so old she sat in front of jesus in 1st grade
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo momma so old dhe left her purse on noahs ark
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo mommas so old when she was in school there was no history class
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo mommas so old she was a waitriss at the last supper
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo mommas so gresey her freckels slipped off
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo momma so poor when i visited her house and tore down the cob webs as i walked in she yelled who tore down the drapes!!!!!
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo momma so ulgy hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.
Posted: January 12th, 2007
yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks
Posted: January 13th, 2007
Yo momma is crossed eyed so she can read two books at the same time.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
Yo momma so skinny when i go to hug her i fall.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
You so stupid i toid you to give me a push up and you got one from the ice cream truck.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
Yo so ugly when you walked in the house door yo momma didn’t even recognize you.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
Yo momma so fat it took me two times too roll her over on her back.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
You so poor when you opened the door and stepped on a cockaroach your mom said ooh there goes dinner.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
You so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
You so fat when you jumped into the ocean the whales said welcome to the family.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
You so black when you jumped in the water the fish swam away because they thought you was an oil spill.
Posted: January 14th, 2007
yo moma is so fat she threw a punch and got a wejy . ur mom is so fat the reason why the hurricane didnt texas is becuz she blocked it and i should no im from texas. THATS DA SHIT BITCH
Posted: January 14th, 2007
Your Moma is fat you have to take two trains, a bus, and three taxis to get on her good side!
Posted: January 14th, 2007
Your moma is so fat when her and your daddy were having sex he had to stop and ask for directions!
Posted: January 14th, 2007
Your oma is so fat when she stepped on the scale the said “I want your weight not your phone number!”
Posted: January 14th, 2007
NM
Random:Jo Momma is so Jo momma she Jo Mommas Jo Momma
Fat:Jo Momma is so Fat the Mirror can’t hold her Reflection
Dee DEE DEE:jo momma is so Stupid she thought U could put M&M’s in ABC order
M H 3
Fat:yo momma is so fat she has her own orbit.
random:Yo Mom is so Fat When she doesn’t like someone she eats them
greedy:yo momma so greedy she won a marothon because somone droped a penny at the finish line.
Posted: January 14th, 2007
Yo momma so dumb, she applied for a blow job and didn’t get it
Posted: January 14th, 2007
yo momma so short, she wears panties as bell bottoms
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma so stupid… she took a spoon to the super bowl!
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she got baptised in the pacific ocean
Posted: January 22nd, 2007
yo momma is fat like a sausage
Posted: January 23rd, 2007
ur momma is so poor, when it comes time for dinner she gets up on the table, spreads her legs, then says look TUNA
Posted: January 23rd, 2007
I would’ve been your daddy but the line was to long.
Posted: January 23rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid if she was anymore stupid she would not ever be smart enough to blow her nose.
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she went up to a blind person and ask for directions
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo moma so fat when she walked passed the tv you missed a 4 hour marothon
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo momma so stupid so went up to a parkin meter and put a quarter in it and was waitin for a gum ball to come out
Posted: January 25th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she went to the movie theter she sat next to everbody
Posted: January 27th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO POOR I STEPED ON A PENNY SHEV SAID GET OFF MY PAYCHECK
Posted: January 27th, 2007
yo momma so black when she sat in a hotub she made cofee
Posted: January 27th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN SOME ONEW STEPED ON HER LIGHTER SHE SAID
“HEY!THAT’S OUR HEATER!!!
Posted: February 2nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly and fat……no wonder she had u>
Posted: February 2nd, 2007
yo mamma was so horney she had sex wit ur dog!!!!
Posted: February 2nd, 2007
Yo momma is like a bowling ball.. she gets held, fingered, and rolled and always comes back for more……you stupid punk ass bitches.
Posted: February 2nd, 2007
yo momma is like a matress, she gets flipped every other year.
the only difference is that instead of dust mites she has crabs..
Posted: February 2nd, 2007
the only reason why there are so many comments on this is the fact that all of these peoples mothers didnt give them enough love….but they sure gave me enough love.
Posted: February 2nd, 2007
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Posted: February 4th, 2007
yo momma is so old she got mold comin out of her crack
Posted: February 5th, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat…..that she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family, even though your bigger than me!”
Posted: February 5th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo clumbsy….she tripped over a cordless phone!! Ha Ha! lol
Posted: February 5th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat. that when she wears a yellow suit. a man calls “TaXi!”
Posted: February 5th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, she had you…..ahg!
Posted: February 5th, 2007
Yo momma is so old……that she met my dinosaur named Billy….ahg
Posted: February 5th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat….that when your daddy was on top or her….he could roll around 10 times…..after that he left her…. cuz he saw you!!!!
Posted: February 6th, 2007
yo moma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out.
Posted: February 6th, 2007
yo moma so black when she walked down the strret a guy said “life is like a box of licorice no one likes the black ones!”
Posted: February 6th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy cougar the nightmares!
Posted: February 6th, 2007
Yo mamma is so stupid she was driving to Disneyland and she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left” and she turned around and went home.
Posted: February 7th, 2007
you momma so ugly she turned me to stone
Posted: February 10th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she has to use the freeway as a slip in slide.
Posted: February 12th, 2007
Ur mum is so stupid when i last came round she was shoutin in an envelope, i asked her ‘wat u doin’ n she replys ‘im tryin 2 send voicemail’
Posted: February 16th, 2007
Yo Momma’s ass is so big I need a map to find her ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 17th, 2007
lifes like a bowl of jelly beans every 1 hates the black 1s
Posted: February 24th, 2007
ur mom so thick she sit on the telly and watches the couch lol… ha ha
Posted: February 24th, 2007
ur mom so tight she r and sings we are runs trough the grave yard and sings ha ha ha ha ha i am still alive he he
Posted: February 25th, 2007
YOU POOPED YOUR FACE IN DETROIT ROCK YOUR MOMS NOSE BOOGERSTEIN POOGOOBER OH YAH…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… poop
Posted: February 25th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND DOWN CAME YOUR PET PEE PEE GOAT OH YAH……………………………………………………………HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUNCH YOUR MOMS DINKY POOP
THE END
Posted: February 25th, 2007
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Posted: February 27th, 2007
ur mum is so skinny she gr8 cheese on her ribs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
ur mom is like a bowlin ball wen she get picked up an fingered she goes rollin bak 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
ur mums so cool she knows 5 people down her street haha!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
ur mums so fine she stars in FHM magazines
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo so dumb u sat on the TV and watched the sofa
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo momma is so fat, the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
Posted: March 24th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly that when halloween was over the mirror said damn girl wen u taking of that freddy mask
Posted: March 26th, 2007
your mom is so fat that when she wharers a yellow rain coat people shout ”taxi”
Posted: March 26th, 2007
yo mama go ugly she looks like u
Posted: March 27th, 2007
your momma so dump she sold her car for peterol
Posted: March 29th, 2007
Yo momma so fat that when she went to the ocean, she yelled, “Bathtime”
Posted: April 4th, 2007
I TOLD YO MOMMA 2 ACT HER AGE AND DA BITCH DROPED DEAD
Posted: April 4th, 2007
UR MOMMA IS LIK HUMPTY DUMPTY FIRST SHE GETZ HUMPED DEN SHE GETZ DUMPED
Posted: April 4th, 2007
UR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY AND BIG WEN SHE OFRED 2 CLEAN UP THE ZOO PEOLE WALK PAST AND DEY SAY LOOK AT DAT GORILLA OVER DER
Posted: April 13th, 2007
your mom is so fat when she rolled over on her bed she burn her a** on the light bulb
Posted: April 14th, 2007
ur moma so fat she weighs a lots
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo momma is sooooo poor…when i stepped up 2 the doorbell…she popped out the window n said DING DONG!!! HAHAHA
Posted: April 19th, 2007
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT AT HER FUNERAL THEY BURRIED HER IN A COFFIN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
your mum is so sexy that i had sex with her and she sucked my dick
Posted: April 25th, 2007
i am so sexual that i sucked ur mums dicks once. and they sucked my dick to! they all smell of piss though, oochiboochi meow meow purple monkey dishwasher
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she entered a fat contest and won 1st,2nd,and 3rd place!
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo mamma so fat she don’t take pictures she takes posters!
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo momma so poor people brake in and leave her money.
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo lips so big they look like bunkbeds.
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo momma so poor she uses coupons at the 99cent store.
Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 8th, 2007
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Posted: June 3rd, 2007
yo momma’s so ughly that she doesn’t have to look in the mirror to get 7 years of bad luck!
Posted: June 8th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly….her face is like the sun….it blinds people
Posted: July 13th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for 3 hrs because it said “concentrate” on the box
Posted: September 5th, 2007
ya momma so fat she play pool wit tha planets…
i kow dis lame but ery thang else was taken
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Posted: November 10th, 2007
Ur m0m is s0 def0rmed she has 3 lips and when she talkz she talkz like dis like dis like diz
Posted: November 30th, 2007
ur momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered. and thrown in the gutter
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat everytime she turned around it was here birthday!!!
Posted: December 8th, 2007
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Posted: January 12th, 2008
yo momma teeth is so yellow that she got a job at the movies spitting butter on popcorn
Posted: January 22nd, 2008
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Posted: January 22nd, 2008
shes so ugly shed bang u
Posted: January 22nd, 2008
Yo Momma so ugly her titys scared me
Posted: January 22nd, 2008
i luv weirners in my mouth
Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so fat, everytime she turns around, its the next millenium. =]
Posted: February 17th, 2008
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Posted: February 17th, 2008
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Posted: February 17th, 2008
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Posted: February 17th, 2008
yo momma so old, she owes God’s grandma a dollar =] Mwuhaha..
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow.. when ever she smiles, Bob marley comes out and says.. THE SUN IS SHININ!!!! :):):):):)
Posted: February 17th, 2008
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
yo momma so ulgy, her vibrator turned to limp…
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
yo momma so poor she eat cereal with a fork to save milk…
Posted: February 23rd, 2008
mmmm….. yo momma like a television even a 2 year old can turn her on
Posted: February 25th, 2008
yo momma’s so poor,that when i stepped on a burnin cigarette she sed ” who turned off the heatin”
Posted: March 23rd, 2008
YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A BIG PIECE OF GLASS JUST TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Posted: April 8th, 2008
ur mumma is so dum she toke a spoon to the super bowl
Posted: April 8th, 2008
ur mummas so dum she tripped over a cordless phone
Posted: May 5th, 2008
your mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing we are family even kno your fater the me
Posted: May 9th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly king kong cant stand to be around her
Posted: May 9th, 2008
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Posted: June 12th, 2008
your mother’s so fat we are in her right now
Posted: June 12th, 2008
yo mamma’s so fat we are in her right now
Posted: June 12th, 2008
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Posted: June 13th, 2008
your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Posted: June 13th, 2008
your mommas so short you can see her feet in her drivers license
Posted: June 13th, 2008
your mommas so ugly when she walked into Taco Bell they all ran for the border.
Posted: June 13th, 2008
your mommas so short she has to hold up a sign that says, “DON’T SPIT!, I CAN’T SWIM”
Posted: June 13th, 2008
your momas so fat when she was born the earth dropped 10 km.
Posted: July 4th, 2008
YO MAMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN TO COURT THE JUDGE SAID ORDER IN THE COURT , UR MOM SAID MY I HAVE A TRIPEL CHEESBURGER , SOMEM EXTRA LARGE FRIES AND, A LARGE ROOTBEER
Posted: July 4th, 2008
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”