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149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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  1. 111
    V3N0m said:

      yo momma’s so ughly that she doesn’t have to look in the mirror to get 7 years of bad luck!

  2. 112
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so ugly….her face is like the sun….it blinds people

  3. 113
    Kyra said:

      Yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for 3 hrs because it said “concentrate” on the box

  4. 114
    nIcHoLe LoVe JoSh said:

      ya momma so fat she play pool wit tha planets…
      i kow dis lame but ery thang else was taken
      holla atcho gurl!!!!!! ey bay bay

  5. 115
    cycl0ne sn0opy said:

      Ur m0m is s0 def0rmed she has 3 lips and when she talkz she talkz like dis like dis like diz

  6. 116
    tk said:

      ur momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered. and thrown in the gutter

  7. 117
    Amanda c said:

      yo momma is so fat everytime she turned around it was here birthday!!!

  8. 118
    gmwnrnyqvx said:

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  9. 119
    trixes said:

      yo momma teeth is so yellow that she got a job at the movies spitting butter on popcorn

  10. 120
    negro said:

      nergo

  11. 121
    girger bitch said:

      shes so ugly shed bang u

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