149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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1. 133
   Me-Ere said:
   Posted: February 25th, 2008

   yo momma’s so poor,that when i stepped on a burnin cigarette she sed ” who turned off the heatin”

2. 134
   YO MOMMA said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2008

   YO MOMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER A BIG PIECE OF GLASS JUST TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

3. 135
   timothy.I said:
   Posted: April 8th, 2008

   ur mumma is so dum she toke a spoon to the super bowl

4. 136
   timothy.I said:
   Posted: April 8th, 2008

   ur mummas so dum she tripped over a cordless phone

5. 137
   taylor said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2008

   your mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing we are family even kno your fater the me

6. 138
   dx said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

   yo mamma so ugly king kong cant stand to be around her

7. 139
   Amanda said:
   Posted: May 9th, 2008

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8. 140
   fabian said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   your mother’s so fat we are in her right now

9. 141
   fabian said:
   Posted: June 12th, 2008

   yo mamma’s so fat we are in her right now

10. 142
    bicth said:
    Posted: June 12th, 2008

    suck my dick

11. 143
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: June 13th, 2008

    your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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