154 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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1. 12
   mac-daddy said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2007

   Yo momma so,,, actually yo HaDeS you can suck my dick !!!!!!!!

2. 13
   mac-daddy said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat i cut her arm and skittles started pour’n out

3. 14
   jack said:
   Posted: January 8th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly she went to a ugly contest they turned around and they said NO profesionals.

4. 15
   HALO FROM MADISON MIDDLE SCHOOL said:
   Posted: January 9th, 2007

   YOUR MOMS ARE ALL SO DAMN HAIRY, IT LOOKS LIKE KING KONG IS LICKING HER VAGINA, HIS BROTHERS ARE ON HER NIPPLES…….SNOOCHIE BOOCHI BOOBOO KITTY FUCK!

5. 16
   J*ZILLA said:
   Posted: January 10th, 2007

   Your momma is so dirty she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh!

6. 17
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   yo momma so old she sat in front of jesus in 1st grade

7. 18
   kewl-eo said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   yo momma so old dhe left her purse on noahs ark

8. 19
   kewl-eo said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   yo mommas so old when she was in school there was no history class

9. 20
   kewl-eo said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   yo mommas so old she was a waitriss at the last supper

10. 21
    kewl-eo said:
    Posted: January 12th, 2007

    yo mommas so gresey her freckels slipped off

11. 22
    kewl-eo said:
    Posted: January 12th, 2007

    yo momma so poor when i visited her house and tore down the cob webs as i walked in she yelled who tore down the drapes!!!!!

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