153 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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1. 23
   kewl-eo said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   yo momma so ulgy hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

2. 24
   kewl-eo said:
   Posted: January 12th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks

3. 25
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   Yo momma is crossed eyed so she can read two books at the same time.

4. 26
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   Yo momma so skinny when i go to hug her i fall.

5. 27
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   You so stupid i toid you to give me a push up and you got one from the ice cream truck.

6. 28
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   Yo so ugly when you walked in the house door yo momma didn’t even recognize you.

7. 29
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat it took me two times too roll her over on her back.

8. 30
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   You so poor when you opened the door and stepped on a cockaroach your mom said ooh there goes dinner.

9. 31
   CHRIS G said:
   Posted: January 13th, 2007

   You so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone.

10. 32
    CHRIS G said:
    Posted: January 13th, 2007

    You so fat when you jumped into the ocean the whales said welcome to the family.

11. 33
    CHRIS G said:
    Posted: January 13th, 2007

    You so black when you jumped in the water the fish swam away because they thought you was an oil spill.

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