149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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1. 45
   tyler.kelley said:
   Posted: January 23rd, 2007

   I would’ve been your daddy but the line was to long.

2. 46
   T-Dog said:
   Posted: January 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so stupid if she was anymore stupid she would not ever be smart enough to blow her nose.

3. 47
   amber said:
   Posted: January 25th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid she went up to a blind person and ask for directions

4. 48
   amber said:
   Posted: January 25th, 2007

   yo moma so fat when she walked passed the tv you missed a 4 hour marothon

5. 49
   amber said:
   Posted: January 25th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid so went up to a parkin meter and put a quarter in it and was waitin for a gum ball to come out

6. 50
   amber said:
   Posted: January 25th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she went to the movie theter she sat next to everbody

7. 51
   LIL WEEZY said:
   Posted: January 27th, 2007

   YO MOMMA SO POOR I STEPED ON A PENNY SHEV SAID GET OFF MY PAYCHECK

8. 52
   PIMP!!!! said:
   Posted: January 27th, 2007

   yo momma so black when she sat in a hotub she made cofee

9. 53
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: January 27th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN SOME ONEW STEPED ON HER LIGHTER SHE SAID
   “HEY!THAT’S OUR HEATER!!!

10. 54
    shana said:
    Posted: February 2nd, 2007

    yo momma so ugly and fat……no wonder she had u>

11. 55
    unkown said:
    Posted: February 2nd, 2007

    yo mamma was so horney she had sex wit ur dog!!!!

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