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149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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  1. 56
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is like a bowling ball.. she gets held, fingered, and rolled and always comes back for more……you stupid punk ass bitches.

  2. 57
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is like a matress, she gets flipped every other year.
      the only difference is that instead of dust mites she has crabs..

  3. 58
    Anonymous said:

      the only reason why there are so many comments on this is the fact that all of these peoples mothers didnt give them enough love….but they sure gave me enough love.

  4. 59
    Anonymous said:

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  5. 60
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old she got mold comin out of her crack

  6. 61
    aLeX said:

      Yo Momma is so fat…..that she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family, even though your bigger than me!”

  7. 62
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is sooo clumbsy….she tripped over a cordless phone!! Ha Ha! lol

  8. 63
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so fat. that when she wears a yellow suit. a man calls “TaXi!”

  9. 64
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, she had you…..ahg!

  10. 65
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so old……that she met my dinosaur named Billy….ahg

  11. 66
    aLeX said:

      Yo momma is so fat….that when your daddy was on top or her….he could roll around 10 times…..after that he left her…. cuz he saw you!!!!

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