153 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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1. 67
   surferdude said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2007

   yo moma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out.

2. 68
   surferdude said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2007

   yo moma so black when she walked down the strret a guy said “life is like a box of licorice no one likes the black ones!”

3. 69
   surferdude said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly she gave freddy cougar the nightmares!

4. 70
   CHEYENNE CARRERA said:
   Posted: February 6th, 2007

   Yo mamma is so stupid she was driving to Disneyland and she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left” and she turned around and went home.

5. 71
   dfc said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   you momma so ugly she turned me to stone

6. 72
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 10th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat that she has to use the freeway as a slip in slide.

7. 73
   Chris Hollis said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   Ur mum is so stupid when i last came round she was shoutin in an envelope, i asked her ‘wat u doin’ n she replys ‘im tryin 2 send voicemail’

8. 74
   Side Burns said:
   Posted: February 16th, 2007

   Yo Momma’s ass is so big I need a map to find her ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!

9. 75
   nevermind said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   lifes like a bowl of jelly beans every 1 hates the black 1s

10. 76
    aidan n lee said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2007

    ur mom so thick she sit on the telly and watches the couch lol… ha ha

11. 77
    aidan n lee said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2007

    ur mom so tight she r and sings we are runs trough the grave yard and sings ha ha ha ha ha i am still alive he he

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