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149 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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  1. 78
    BOB IS YOUR MOM said:

      YOU POOPED YOUR FACE IN DETROIT ROCK YOUR MOMS NOSE BOOGERSTEIN POOGOOBER OH YAH…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… poop

  2. 79
    BOB IS YOUR MOM said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND DOWN CAME YOUR PET PEE PEE GOAT OH YAH……………………………………………………………HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUNCH YOUR MOMS DINKY POOP
      THE END

  3. 80
    BOB IS YOUR MOM said:

      POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPY PEEPY

  4. 81
    Anonymous said:

      ur mum is so skinny she gr8 cheese on her ribs
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 82
    Anonymous said:

      ur mom is like a bowlin ball wen she get picked up an fingered she goes rollin bak 4 more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 83
    Danze said:

      ur mums so cool she knows 5 people down her street haha!

  7. 84
    Danze said:

      ur mums so fine she stars in FHM magazines

  8. 85
    get the f**k out of ere said:

      yo so dumb u sat on the TV and watched the sofa

  9. 86
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat, the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave

  10. 87
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so ugly that when halloween was over the mirror said damn girl wen u taking of that freddy mask

  11. 88
    john said:

      your mom is so fat that when she wharers a yellow rain coat people shout ”taxi”

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