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153 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 1”

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  1. 89
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama go ugly she looks like u

  2. 90
    abbie said:

      your momma so dump she sold her car for peterol

  3. 91
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she went to the ocean, she yelled, “Bathtime”

  4. 92
    khaled said:

      I TOLD YO MOMMA 2 ACT HER AGE AND DA BITCH DROPED DEAD

  5. 93
    khaled said:

      UR MOMMA IS LIK HUMPTY DUMPTY FIRST SHE GETZ HUMPED DEN SHE GETZ DUMPED

  6. 94
    khaled said:

      UR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY AND BIG WEN SHE OFRED 2 CLEAN UP THE ZOO PEOLE WALK PAST AND DEY SAY LOOK AT DAT GORILLA OVER DER

  7. 95
    jomom said:

      your mom is so fat when she rolled over on her bed she burn her a** on the light bulb

  8. 96
    joey said:

      ur moma so fat she weighs a lots

  9. 97
    mando said:

      yo momma is sooooo poor…when i stepped up 2 the doorbell…she popped out the window n said DING DONG!!! HAHAHA

  10. 98
    Anonymous said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT AT HER FUNERAL THEY BURRIED HER IN A COFFIN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 99
    anonimous said:

      your mum is so sexy that i had sex with her and she sucked my dick

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