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694 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes – 2”

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  1. Pooper-scooper 123's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she put on a red jump suit and went sky diving and people thought Santa Claus was falling!!!



  2. jokester123's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she put a yellow jog suit on and went jogging and the kids thought they missed the bus



  3. jhonathahn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to subway for a train ticket



  4. Caption poptart's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabeticalli order



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so fat.



  6. BEST YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly bob the builder said he couldnt fix it



  7. jackob (ßoSsman's Momma Joke:

    Your so ugly you put the bogey man out of buisness



  8. Kayley's Joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat people were mistaking her for a grocery bag hahahah



  9. Kayley's Joke:'s Momma Joke:

    i meant yo mama so fat people were mistaking her for a bag of grocerys



  10. Kayley's Joke:'s Momma Joke:

    i meant yo mama so fat people were mistaking her for a bag of grocerys



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yomamma is so fat when she tryed to get in the tub the water jump out an said hell no



  12. tavari marcel brown's Momma Joke:

    Yomamma is so fat when she tryed to get in the tub the water jump out an said hell no



  13. shaylee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy when u were born u got rug burn



  14. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunk-n-Donuts was a professional basket-ball team.



  15. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got to creep up on her bath water



  16. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she got to creep up on her bath water



  17. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she went in a hunted house and came out with a job application.



  18. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she couldn’t even get a date off the calender



  19. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she prank called 911



  20. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she tried to put out a fire hydrant



  21. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she drowned in a puddle



  22. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she jumped she caused the twin towers to collapsed



  23. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i kicked a ball and it hit a trash can and she popped out and said who knocked



  24. kisy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she come out with a red shrit the kids say the the cool aid man



  25. lakheni momoti's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she arrested for looking out the window



  26. lakheni momoti's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly she arrested for looking out the window



  27. jacob tagliere's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when bob the builder saw her he said we cant fix it



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so ugly that she made the onions cry.



  29. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly that her mom though her out the house to the st and gave her a ticket for littering



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly she didn’t get hit with just the ugly stick, she got hit with the whole tree



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that on her way to mcdanalds she tripped on wendys and fell on burger king



  32. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that on her way to mcdanalds she tripped on wendys and fell on burger king



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that on her way to mcdanalds she tripped on wendys and fell on burger king



  34. Jailyn Blue's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly her face isn’t suitable for the public



  35. narutouchihaism's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly not even gold fish crackers smiled at her



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinney she hulla hoops with a cherio



  37. jake's Momma Joke:

    you so fat the horse rides you



  38. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that france is just a step away



  39. Constantine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone



  40. Yo mama so fat shes just fat's Momma Joke:

    Thuganomics man



  41. Sidney's Momma Joke:

    You mama so stupid short she can do backflips under the bed



  42. Yo momma so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch's Momma Joke:

    Helima



  43. Chris's Momma Joke:

    Well, we are talking about the English here folk. Two thgnis they hate more than anything else are losing and anything that’s not English! Do you really expect them not to be condescending a-holes about it?



  44. Nang's Momma Joke:

    - Stephanie still wins for worlds most alaborde children *besides Lincoln of course! ;) * They just have the sweetest little children! And with that last photo, Parker should totally be a Gap Kids model :) October 21, 2010 1:49 pm



  45. Yo Momma so ugly's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, the judges said, “sorry, no professionals.”



  46. Ana's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, the judges said, “sorry, no professionals.”



  47. yo mama joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly the goldfish didnt even smile back



  48. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama is so ugly not even a blind person would look at her :p



  49. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang “WE R FAMILY!!!”



  50. kyaira's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly hello kitty said bye

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Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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