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  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours just for a quote!

  2. 2
    Yo Momma Jokes said:

      Yo momma so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

  3. 3
    Destiny said:

      yo these jokes are mad wack these people cant spit game get some new jokes

  4. 4
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat when she got on a plane she was arrested for accused of smuggling 300 punds of crack!

  5. 5
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so fat she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself.

  6. 6
    Josue Rivera said:

      Yo momma is so ugly disney want’s to make her try out for shrek 3

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    logan said:

      yo moma is so stupid sshe tried to do the robot an the next day r2d2 layd eggs

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    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo Momma is so ugly, she can just go to holloween with her normol colths on and kid will die in fear!!!

  9. 9
    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she would shoot the a cop and go to PRISON for $1!!!

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    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo momma is so dumb, she reminds me of my momma

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    Bryson said:

      Yo momma is so hairy her nipples have afros.

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