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Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Yo momma so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours just for a quote!
TweetYo momma so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Tweetyo these jokes are mad wack these people cant spit game get some new jokes
TweetYo momma so fat when she got on a plane she was arrested for accused of smuggling 300 punds of crack!
TweetYo momma is so fat she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself.
TweetYo momma is so ugly disney want’s to make her try out for shrek 3
Tweetyo moma is so stupid sshe tried to do the robot an the next day r2d2 layd eggs
TweetYo Momma is so ugly, she can just go to holloween with her normol colths on and kid will die in fear!!!
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she would shoot the a cop and go to PRISON for $1!!!
TweetYo momma is so dumb, she reminds me of my momma
TweetYo momma is so hairy her nipples have afros.
TweetYo mama is so dumb, she bought a board so she could surf the web
TweetYo mama is so hairy, she uses a weedeater to shave her legs
Tweetyour mums so dumb she got locked in a maul and still starved
TweetYo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the guy said no thanks, we dont accept perfesonals..
Tweetyou guys all suck at jokes
yo momma so dumb she got locked in a convertable.
yo momma so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball.
yo momma so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side.
yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
yo mommas so dumb, she stole a free sample from BJ’s
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yo momma so fat she was born in 2 countries
Tweetyo momma so f!@%ed up she goes out side and every body says hi you mother @#!$er!
Tweetim a bitch
yo momma is so greasy she could start a car with her face!
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES ONINON’S CRY!!!!!!
Tweetyour mom is so fat i tried to swirve round her in my car and i ran out of petrol
Tweetyo momma so sknky shes like a doorknob every gets a turn
Tweetyour mommas so fat she got the part in independence day as the mothership.
Tweetyour mommas so fat she got her drivers license and it said picture continued on the other side
your mommas so fat i used her crack as a parking space
your mommas so fat she uses a nuke as a dildo
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Tweetu moms so dumb she triped over a wirelss cord ya mums soo ugly i heard ya dad first meet her at the pound and ya moms so ugly ya dad takes her to work so he does not have to kiss her goodbye hahah enjoy dorks
man thats nothin’ ur mom’s so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!
Tweetur mom’s so fat well look at u!!!!
ur mom’s so fat people jog around her for exersize!!!
ur mom’s so fat she goes in the water and spain claims her as a new island!!!
ur moms so big when she wears yellow people scream taxi!!!
yo mama is so fat she through a base ball bat at the yankees
TweetYo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles cry.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made the unions cry.
Tweetyour mamma is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
Tweetur mom is so ulgy o i forgot u dont got a moms.
Tweetyour mom is so fat if eating was a sport she would be in the Olympics.
ur mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa.
ur mom so dumb she fell down a dark hole and stop for Directions.
TweetTake That!
TweetAny foos wanna try beet it?
Is anybody even there?
TweetYour mother…. is a hooker. OOOOOHHHHHH!
TweetGot rice? huh? Got rice?!!!!
Tweetur momma so fat that she made you jealous o.0
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she thought crystal meth was a rock band.
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yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale she said thats her phone #.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale yhe scale said to be continued!!!
Tweetu so dumb u tripped over a cordless phone!!!
Tweetu so hairy yo nipples got cornrolls!!!
Tweetyou so fat that mexico is her taning bed!!!
Tweeti got so much experience that i can give some away and still have more than you ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour like rain fall fall fall but never get back up!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat that when god said let there be light, she sat down
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she goes for jogs, the entire country has an earthquake
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Tweetyo mom so fat when it rains she runs up hill and use the block as a slip and slide.
Tweetyour mom eye is so crossed eyed , when she crys her tears roll down her back
yo moms lips are so big it take a week just to lick them
yo mommas so fat wen it rains she weres a yellow rain coat n peplz yell out taxi…. xXx :]
Tweetyo momma is so hairy when she beds over king kong gets jeolous
Tweetyou’r mom is so old when she farts it is dust
Tweetyou’r mom’s so dumb she bungee jumped off a curb
Tweetyou’r mom has more pricks then a second hand dart board
Tweetyou’r dad has had more bums than a second hand tiolet seat
Tweetyou’r mom’s so dumb she walked into a parked car
Tweetyou’r mom is so fat when she went to a party evryone used her as a bouncy castle
Tweetyou’r mom’s arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a head lock
Tweetyo mommas so fat wen it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide
Tweetur mommas so fat she went in a elevator and came out square
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A BOOMERANG TO DO UP HER BELT BUCKLE
Tweetyo mommas so stinky she made right guard go left
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(^ ^) god ur jokes r lame…mine rock.ur moms so fat shes puts mayonnaise on her asprin and lard on her tylenol
ur moms so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a loonie.
skippys jokes r the best…..but ur moms so greasy she uses bacon as bandaids
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she went into a 4 wheel drive it became a no wheel drive!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stole free bread
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED INTO WALMART SHE TRIPED OVER K MART AND LANDED ON TARGET
Tweetall ur jokes are shite…….ya mommas soo fat she goes owt in high heels and comes back in flip flops hahaha
Tweetyou”r mommas so fat she uses a sky scraper as a dildo!
you”r mommas so ugly she scares away freddy cougar!
Tweetyour mommas so fat she doesn’t need an airplane 2 travel around the world she just sinks through it!
Tweetyou”r mommas so poor she steels dirt!
TweetYO MOMMA SO fat SHE MAKES cake run for its life!
Tweetyour mom is so fat if she knew where i hid my gum it would be gone in 10 seckonds
Tweetyou”r mommas so fat you think her ass is the house!
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Tweetyou”r mommas so fat theres a dildo stuck in her ass
Tweetyou” mommas so fat shes been in lifeo suxion for 5 years now ans she still waighs
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TweetYour mama so fat none of you can spell.
Your mama’s so poor when she saw a lit cigarette she started singing clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, We GOt HEAT!!!!!!!
Youchie that was hot.
Tweetyo momma so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said “sorry no professionals”.
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, when she was born her mom said “oh what a tresure” and her dad said “yeah, lets go bury it”.
Tweetyo mama got more rolls then the bakery
Tweetya mum so stupid she tired to wake up a sleeping bag
Tweetyour moma’s so fat when she put on high heels she hit oil
Tweetyour mom’s like a vacume, she sucks and cleans then gets lade away in the closet
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TweetYour mumma so fat that when she was walkin accross the road and got hit by a bus she sed who threw that rock!!!
TweetYour mumma so fat she went into an adult shop and seen a dildo nd sed oh that looks like a nice lollypop!!
yo mamma is so stupid she climbs over a glass wall to see wat is on da oda side
Tweetur momma is so short she gets lost in the grass
Tweetur moms so fat that when she went to kfc and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof
Tweetur moms so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat that when she walked by the tv you missed a 2 hour special
ur moms so ugly that the boomerang didnt come back
ur moms so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter
ur moms so ugly that when she was getting robbed she yelled rape and the robbers yelled no
ur moms so fat that she doesnt get cellulite, she gets celluheavy
ur moms so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone
yo dad is so gay when i told him if was gay he throw a bitch fit and hit me with his purse.
Tweetyo momma is so ghetto she made corn bread for a wedding cake.
TweetYo mama is so stupid r2d2 got aides
TweetYour mom is so dumb, I sent her to the store to buy a color tv, she came back to ask me what color! YOUR DUMB!
TweetYo momma is so ugly when she looked in the miorr her reflection killd itis self!
TweetYO momma isso fat it takes 10 lightyears to go around her wasit
TweetYo momma is so ugly Obiwan kenobi killed her cause he thought she was a sith
TweetYo momma is so dumb she mistaked drugs for candy
Tweetsut up ya mum
Tweetyo mamas so fat she went to the beach and thae whales came out singing we are family
TweetYo momma is so fat, when she went to outer space, she got stuck
Tweetyo momma so fat
Tweetshe ate Jenny and Craig
yo moms so fat that she has do-nuts for nipple rings
Tweetyo momma is so fat that all she had to do.Was to ask for jenny and craigs number.
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Tweetyo mamma’s so ugly she went to the ugliest dog show and was told,
Tweet“no professionals please!”
Ye Ma’s Soo Ugly, She Makes Shrek Look Bad!
Tweetyo mama is soooo ugly she walked into a house a mirors and they all broke
Tweetyo mama so ugly she walked in a hospital and all the paients falt lined
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she went to heaven (and you no how god loves everyone) even he siad ohhh HELL NOOO
Tweetall yo mamas are so sluty i had a gangbang with all of them…true story!!
TweetYo momma’s so ugly, yo Daddy has to take her to work to keep from havin to kiss her goodbye.
TweetYo momma’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention.
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that here mama feed her with a slingshot
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for your momma
Tweetyo mamma’s so ugly she even turend michael jackson white
Tweetyour momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family” haha thats my favorite your momma is so stupid she thought cherios were donut seeds your momma so fat she has to iro her pants on the driveway your momma so ugly when she walks in taco bell they run for the border =] tell me what ya think =]
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Tweetyo mama is so stupid she took a super spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she locked her self in tesco and starved
Tweetyo mom so fat she jumps in a pool and causes a Katrina
Tweetyo mom so fat she jumps in a pool and causes Katrina
Tweeti heard yo momma got fired from the spum bank why
TweetQ; she was drinking on the job
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TweetMy momma so fat you have to step 43 miles just to see her S@#$T SHE Is
Tweetur moma so stupid whn she took a test it had sex she put M,F, and wedsndays too
Tweetyo your momma so dum that she was decen the muise the muise stoped
Tweetyo momma is lyk a bowling ball
Tweetshe gets picked up, fingered and then thrown in the guter
yo momma is soo fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Tweetyo momma is lyk a frezer, everybody sticks there meat in
Tweetfi being ugly would hurt youd be in pain all day sorry i couldnt fix u
Tweetyo momma so fat you have to greace the door and dangle a teinkie on the other side for here to get through
Tweetyo mom so fat she fat
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she went to the park and got kicked out becuse there
Tweetwhere to pets allowd
Yo Mamma So Ugly , she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application
TweetYo Mamma so fat, she lyied down in the ocean , Christopher Columbus came and name it “New World”
Tweetyo mama so ugly she gave freddy cougar nightmares
Tweetyo mama so fat she tripped on burger king went over wendys and landed on mcdonalds
Tweetyo mama so stupid whenshe was in high school the teacher told her to do an essay so she went to have sex with a mexican Ese,ese,ese
Tweetyo mama is so ugly… that she is just to ugly to descrive!!!
Tweetyo mama is sooooo… ugly that she is just undescribable ugly
TweetYo mama is So stupid she thought albert eistein was a hairgel
Tweetyo mommas so black when she went to night school they marked her absent
Tweetyo momma so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled”STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!”
Tweetyo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat ,people said,taxi!!
Tweetyo mama so fat i took a pitcher of her last chrimas in 2001 and its 2010 now and tys still printing
Tweetyo mama so fat i took a pitcher of her last chrimas in 2000 and now its 2009 and its still printing!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mom so ugly when she saw her self in the miror she died.
Tweetyur mama iz sooo stupid she called sum1 yellin
TweetYo mama so ugly, when father aareck walked up to her front door he said omfg!
TweetYo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out
Tweetyour mama is so fat she sweats bacon bits
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she took a bath the bath tub had strech marks!!!!
Tweetyour mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!!!!
Tweetyour momma so old she farts dinesore bones!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for her gumball to come out.
Tweetyo mamas so ugly she has to sneak up on the water fountain to get a drink
Tweetyo mama so old she has an atografd bible
Tweetyo mamaa is so old wen she brestfeeds it terns to dust
Tweetyo mama so old she left her purse on noah’s arc
Tweetyo momma so ugly when michael jackson start to sing bad he say you ugly you ugly
Tweetyo momma so ugly when michael jackson start singing dirty diana he say ugly diana no ugly diana
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TweetYou momma wen she farts there goes global warming
TweetYou momma realy like sweet things, she eve breast feeds sweetait.Wakakakaka
Tweetyo mama is so ugly michael jackson was jealous
Tweetyour mama is so old her teeth are yellow ants come up and say “i’m walking on sunshine”
Tweetyo momma so fat she can;t fit inside of her house
Tweetyo momma so you ugly
Tweetyo momma so skinny she weighed 0.01 lbs
Tweetyo momma so stanky i got sea sick
Tweetyou mooma so dumb she makes Javier look smart
Tweetyo momma teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly shines
Tweetyo momma so nasty she has more crabs then red lobster
Tweetyo momma so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample
Tweetyo moma so fat evry time she walks i yell EARTQUAKE !!!! :))))
Tweetyo moma so fat wen she jumped into da ocean the whales strted singing WE R FAMILY
Tweethey i no im pritter dan yo momas so jux tell ppl u were txtin me @ 479-561-8457 hell yea bring it da fuc on and im 15 lol jux do it now fucers
Tweetdamn boy u must be smart o and diz is to 808 soljaz’s and i mite giv u sum after we meet lol jux kiddn oo and f.y.i. im smart to SIKE
TweetYo momma so fat when she came to school and fell off the monkey bars gravy came out.
Tweetur mama iz so fat when she gets sick they dont call a ambulance they call an abnormal truck
TweetHAI YOL DISSES R WEAK
UR MUMS EYES R SO BIG THEY LUK LIKE KING KONGS BALLZ
Tweetur mama is so ugly wen she was born they tinted the tube not 2 c her ugly face
Tweetur mama is so fat they iron her cloths on the great wall of china
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she had to pay to get robbed
TweetYo mamma is so ugly that when she joined a ugly contest they said sorry, no professionals!!!!!
TweetIt ain’t over till yo mama sings.
TweetYo mama so hungery she gets like godzilla before dinner
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought asprin was a tree
TweetYo momma’s so ugly she makes onions cry
TweetYo momma is so black, she got her tattoo in chalk.
Tweetanyone wanna have a yo momma joke fight?
Tweetyo daddys so bald when i rubbed his head i saw the future
Tweetyo mama so white i took her to a pool hall to use her as chalk
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Tweetyo mama so nasty i asked her wat waz 4 dinner she lifted up her skirt and yelled CRABZ
Tweetyo momma is so short bald …she looks like a stick shift in a volts wagon
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck
Tweetyo mama is so ugly they put her on the front page of the goosebumps book.
Tweetyo mama is so poor she put an x on a box spined tha boy and said hears your xbox 360
Tweetyo mama was once on a seafood diet she ate whatever she saw
TweetYo momma so fat when she went swimming they thought she was a humpback whale
Tweetyo mama so ugly she make shrek look good
Tweetyo mama so ugly dat obama had to say yes we can to get people to kill her
Tweetyo mama so ugly she make shrek look good
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Tweetyo mamas so fat obama said we need change
Tweetevery ones mum is ugly on here bar mine
Tweetyo mamas so ugly she went into amarican idol to sing and the judjes said run god zilla
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she traded her car for gas money
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Tweetyour mama so fat that when she went to the doctor to get weighted the doctor said”Oh my gosh,that’s my phone number.”
TweetYO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL THE TEACHER SAID WAT IS THAT APE DOING HERE…
Tweetyo mama so ugly she hurted my feelings
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she ate alot
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she fell
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yo mammas teeth are so yellow when she spits butter comes out
Tweetyour momms teth are so yellow when she put a yellow crayon in her mauth and mad id disapear
Tweetyo momma so smelly when she walk past a baby the baby first sentece is damn lady take a shower
Tweetyo ass stank so bad yo kid said is that spike nan that momma
Tweetyo momma so fat she broke a leg n choclate milk came out
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she tryed to take a bath and the waterjumped and cride’
Tweetall yalls moms is ugly bitches
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stuck her head in a mail box and thoughht she was sending a voicemail.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she went to a huanted haouse and got a job
Tweetyo momma so dumb she dont know how to have sex
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat in a car the car said damn
Tweetyo mumma ugly she whent to get a gob in the strip club and they pady her to go a way……………….lol
Tweetyo mam so dumb she made special edd lol this was wack
Tweetyo momma so ugly she thought butter was cheese
Tweetyo mamma so fat that yeah shes so fat omg fat!!
Tweetyo mamma so fat she got baptised at sea world XD
TweetYo moma so fat she uses I-65 as a slip-andslide
TweetYo mommas like a hard ware store…. 50 cents a screw
TweetYo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
TweetYo Momma so stupid she was walking down the street kicking a can and i said wat are you doing she said im moving
TweetYo momma so stupid i was walking down the street i stepped on a penny she said stop that thats my life savings
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Tweetyou mama so fat not even dora could explore her
Tweetyo mama so hairy they make push brooms out of her nose hairs
Yo mama so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and she missed
your momas so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack
Tweetyo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
TweetYo mama is so ugly that when she looked at the master cheif he turned into a plastic toy.
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she thought weird al was a hippie
Tweetyoo momma is so du mb she go t stabbed i n a shootout
Tweetyoo momma is so du mb she go t stabbed i n a shootout
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS
Tweetyo momma so fat that when a bus hit her she says who throgh a rock at me!
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she’s at a edge of a mouitin a ant can push her douwn.
TweetYo mommas so stupid she’s proud of you
Tweetyour momma’s so ugly that when she walked into a ballet studio she had bad luck for the rest of her life!!
TweetYo mamma wigg so ugly they call it shabonkadink:):):):)
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she walked past the ocean the whales sang we are family …even though your bigger than me :):):):):):):):):)
Tweetyo momma is so old that her social security number is 000000001
Tweeti hate black people
TweetIM SO WHITE THAT WHEN YOU POINT A FLASHLIGHT AT ME I DISAPPEAR
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you mama so fat that when she saw a black cat she said look a ant
Tweetyo mama so ugly she walked past a dog and everyone said omg dats da biggest dog i ever saw
TweetFART FAER DART FART kkkkkk you chicken so yummy i ate it
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she went on o cruise everyone screamed ” its the titanic all over agian” ahhhhhhhh
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she went to cook all the pots and pans said “no more!!!!!! i am so tired!!!!!!”
Tweetyo mama sings so bad that when she was cooking the pots and pans said what did you call me? “nothin” “no no no no i swear i heard a whale”
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Tweetyo mama is so retarted she had you!!!!!!!!lol
Tweetyo mama so ugly sheenter a ugly contes and her card said EXPIERD
TweetYo Mama so fat she has more chins than a Chineis phone book
Tweetyo mamma so fat i slaped her thy and road the waves
TweetYo momma so ugly they filmed gorrilas in da mist in her shower
TweetYo mamma is so fat that when she walked into the construction site, they used HER as the wrecking ball.
Tweetyo mama so fat she burbed and antarctica came out
Tweetyo mama so fat when she tries to get through the door she need you,grease and a twikie with a turkey
Tweetyour mamas so ugly you barfed and then killed your self
TweetYo momma’s so old she said george washington was her bff
Tweetwhy do lesbians shop at mc sports
Tweetcause they don’t like dick’s! ahha
yo momma so fat when an airplane hit her said who threw that skittle
Tweetyo momma so fat it looks like she has a six pack of winies on the back of her neck.
TweetYo momma so skinny that she dodges raindrops!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, she made onions cry
TweetYo momma is so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
TweetYo momma is so fat she makes the pacific ocean small
TweetYo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking machine and she said where is my bubble gum
TweetYo mama so fat when shewears a red dress every yelss at her “HEY KOOLAID!!”
TweetYo mama so fat when she wears a red dress everyone yells “HEY KOOLAID”
Tweetyo mama so ugly even frady cuka hates her
Tweetyo mamma so ugly her boyfriend takes her to work every morning so he dont have to kiss her good bye
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yo mamma so ugly her boyfriend takes her to work every morning so he dont have to kiss her good bye lol
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ur jokes are lame people, come up with better ones,losers
Tweetyo mama so fat , the last time she seen 90210 .. was on a scale
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Tweetyour so stupid you dont know what your saying
yo mamma is so fat she was baptist at seaworld
Tweetyo mamma is so poor when i steped on a cigaret she said “who turned the heater off” lol
Tweetyo mama so ugly she caused the flu
Tweetyo mom so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she ran a marathon evrybody thought godzilla had come back to life
Tweetyo mama is so fat she went to the the park and everyone yelled earthquake
TweetYo momma so hairy the only language she speeks is wukki.
TweetYo mamma’s so old she knew fred flinstone
Tweetyo mumas so fat , when she got hit by a bus she said ” who threw that rock “
TweetYo muma’s so hairy King Kongs jelous
Tweetyo mama so old her social security number is 3
Tweetyo mamma so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ssked wat she is doin an she said moveing
Tweetyo mamma so fat yo daddy got stuck in herr butt crack
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she ate my dog
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she make raspiusha look skinny
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she make raspiusha look skinny
Tweetyo momma is so big that she whistles bass!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she stole free bread!
Tweetyoooouuurr momma is soooo ugly ;D id do things to her she could NEVER imagine;P hualalalalalala!
Tweetyo mommas sooo fat she had to iron her pants on the drive way:D hahahaha. your mommas so fat she has to wake up in sessions. yo mommas so fat i took two trains one bus and a plane and i was still on da biiiitch! hahahaha:D yo mommas so poor when someone walks in and steps on the cigarette she said “who turned out the lights!?”
Tweetyou moma so dumb this bitch tried to put m,ms in order
Tweetyo moma so nasty she came out wit green waffles
Tweetyo momma sooo black… she sneez coffee
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch
Tweetyo momma soo ungly the bakery stuff’s her face in doe to make cookie monsters
Tweetyo momma so hairy they filmed Gorilla in the mist when she took a shower
TweetYo Mama so ugly people put her face on their doors to scare burgulers away
Tweetur mums a slag n im ur dad
TweetYo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stopsign and waited for it to say go
Tweetyo muma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
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Tweetyour mama is SO UGLY whn she luked at me…DANM YOU BITCH YOU HURTED MY FEELINGS NOWEE I AM GOIN TOO CRY……………. lol…lmao dont copy sz lol xxx make my self laugh x danm you why do i luv you so much
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she saw a bunch of white kids on a yellow school bus and said stop tht twinky
Tweetyo momma so fat she make king kong look like a tic-tac
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to buy a water bed they put a blanket over the atlantic ocean
Tweetyo mama so poor she runs after a school bus with a shoppin list Burn!
Tweetyo mama so poor she runs after the dump truck with a shopping list
Tweetyo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing out
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got locked inside her car
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got locked in her own car
Tweetyo mama so fat when she got her i.d it said picture continued on the other side
Tweetyo mama so stupid she heard the fire alarm and danced the disco
Tweetyo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said her phone number
Tweetyo mama so stupid there was a fire and her nieghbor said call 911 and yo mama said whats the number
Tweetjosh is ugly fat stupid and dumb
Tweetjoel makes grown men cry
yo mam so ugly she was the key character in alien vs predator
Tweetyo mama so stupid every time someone says crack she pulls up her pants
Tweetyo mamma so fat she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck
Tweetyo momma so hairy she opened her legs and a man said o look bush garden.
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Tweetyo mama so ugly dat rice crispies wont talk to her
Tweetyo mama so ugly the termanater diddnt cum bakk
TweetYo momma so sexy she could probably bet me in a beauty contest haha cuz imma bad bitch
TweetAmiable fill someone in on and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you as your information.
TweetYo Mamma so stupid she asked whats the number for 111?! lol
TweetYo Mamma soo ugly she entered a most ugly mamma contest and they said sorry no professionals
TweetYo Mamma is the best because she had justin bieber
TweetYo mamma so old she farts out dust
Tweetyo mamma got yellow teeth because she thought butter was toothpaste
TweetYo Mamma so hairy thay made a reinforest out of her eyebrows
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she was kicking around a cardboard box and a kid asks what are you doing and she replyed “i am moving”
TweetYo mamma so fat she wore a size double d dress and her boob popped out n ur dad couldnt stop starn at it. LOL :):):)
Tweetyo mama so stupid she put a newspaper on a tv and thought it was payperview
TweetYour mama so Tall she triped and her head hit the moon
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TweetOH MY GOD! YOU GUY’S ARE A BUNCH OF F-ING TARDS THESE ARE THE STUPIDEST JOKES EVER!!!!! I GOT AN ORIGINAL ONE FOR YOU DUMB ASSES. YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE SCARES FLY’S OF OF DOG SHIT! any one have any black jokes?
Tweetyo momma so ugly that she enterd a ugly contest and she got 1st place
Tweetyo momma so fat that she has to pote manas on her asspren
Tweetyour mama so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Tweetyour mama so fat she hasnt seen her feet for a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace out suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo mama so diirtyy whenn shee goes outtsiidee shee has to wiipee herr feett, (:
TweetYerr mama so fatt whenn shee goes onn thaa beachh thee whalles popp outt ndd siingg we rrr famiillyy evenn tho yerr biiggerr thann me. (:
TweetHeey,! (:
TweetYo Momma’s teeth are so yellow Dorothy and Todo thought it was the Yellow Brick Road!
TweetYo Momma is so ugly when she entered the ugly contests the judges said, “Sorry,No Professionals”!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Tweetyo mama so ugly that she looked in a fun house mirror and it was her real reflectshon
Tweetyo mama so old her birth certificate says “EXPIRED”
Tweetyour momma so stuped she put paper on the tv to see paper view
Tweetyour jokes all suck so super hard …..
Tweetall u losers can suck my hairy ball sack
Tweethi suck my foreskin:]
Tweetyou got no balls dickhead
Tweetyo mama so stupid that i made her cry she just laughed
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she jumps on the scale her phone number pops up.
TweetYo mamas so old her birth certificate says “Pangea”
Tweetyo mama so hairy when she opened up her legs she said welcome to bush gardens. lol rite
Tweetyo mama so poor when i saw her kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said movin.
Tweetyo mama so ugly they flimed gorillas in the mist in her shower
Tweetyo mama breath smelled so bad when she yawned her teeth ducked.lol
Tweetu guys are soooo funny……………..funny looking lol lol lol lol . well i thought it was funny if u took the time to read this lol in ur face not mine
Tweetyour mama so dum she tryed 2 drown a fish!
Tweetyo mama’s so thick she got locked in morrisons and starved
Tweetyo so stupid she put paper on the tv to see paper veiw
TweetYo Mama is so ugly when her grandma threw her out the window she got ccharged for littering
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she called 911 they said what is your emergency she said can I have a cheeseburger
Tweetsuck my balls all yall christ church loser
Tweetyo mama so ugly goldfish crackers cant even smile back
TweetYo mama so fat when she farts it causes global warming
Tweetya now what u should not say that on the com cuz thats bad to say
Tweetyo mamas so old when she farted dust came out!!!
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Tweetyo momma so ugly she put the boogie man out of business
Tweetyo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out
Tweetyour mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back
Tweetyo mama so stupid she walked into subway and asked where do i catch the train
Tweetyo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Tweetyo mama so dirty bob the builder said i cant fix that
Tweetyall is all sorry heres a real yo mama joke. Yo mama so dirty that when yo mama fatrs everyone screams FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
Tweetim the best yo mama joker ever
Tweetyo mama so old she was eve
Tweetyo mama so poor she saw a chewed up piece of gum and said DIMMERTIME!!
Tweetyo mama so ugly victoria should have kept that one a secret
TweetI’m the best your momma joker ever./yo momma so ugly her shadow quit.
TweetYo muma so stupid she gave birth to you
Tweetyo momma so ugly I had to spray my eyeballs with lysol
TweetYo mammas so poor that when I needed a penny at the cash register I asked her for one and she said you know how hard I worked to find that you can’t have my life savings
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she made a happy meal frown
TweetYo mama so ugly when she makes a onion cry.(:
Tweetyo mamas so strong she even slapped me into last year
Tweetyo mammas so nasty when she asked for a happy meal they refused
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Tweetyo mama so fat Dora can’t explore
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nighmares
Tweetyo mama is so old she farted and dust came out
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when i said it waas chilly outside
Tweetshe went and got a bowl
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND HER EYES SHATTERED!
Tweetyour mom is so ugly reples didnt belive it!
Tweetyour momma so fat she got stuck in a blackhole.
Tweetyo momma so fat when
Tweetyo mama so poor i so her kickin a can i said wat u doing she said moveing
TweetYo mama stupid she bought chIlly peppers to Make herself look hot
TweetYo mama so ugly goldfish crackers don’t smile at her
TweetYo mama so ugly the thought she was Godzilla
TweetYo mamma so ugly she put the buggy man out of bisiness
Tweetyo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale said please 1 at a time
Tweetyo mamma so dirty she makes speed stick slow down
Tweetyo mamma so dirty she has to creep up on bath water
Tweetyo mamma so greasy she sweats crisco
Tweetyo mamma so fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo mamma so hairy u almost died of rug burn at birth
Tweetyo mamma so ugly on a scale from 1 to 10 shes a what the…
Tweetyo mamma so ugly on a scale from 1 to 10 shes a what the f&#K
TweetYo mamma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!
TweetYo mammma so fat she uses a paint roller to put on lipstick
TweetYo mamma is so fat when she rubs her legs together she starts a forest fire
TweetYo mamma so stupid she tried to jump into the tv thinking its a portal to another dimension
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
Tweetyo mama so pore i came to fix the heater and roaches came out and said every body sump your feet prais the lord we got heat
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Tweetyo mama so fat that when she sit on the tolite the tolite abcdefg get that fat bitch off of me
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that her underwear size is um…um… “bitch lose some weight!”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she got trapped in a bath and nearly pissed her pants
Tweetyo mama is so fat it took me 8 buses 3 trains and 4 taxis 2 get around her
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she step on the scale it said please one person at a time
Tweetyo mama is so fat I NEED A gps TO GO AROUND HER
Tweetyo mama is so fat her weight is her phone number
Tweetyo mama soo fat when god said let there be light he said”MOVE!!!”
Tweetyo mama soo ugly goldfish crackers wont even smile bask!!!
Tweetyo mama soo ugly goldfish crackers wont even smile back!!
Tweetyo mamas house is soo dirty she has to wipe her feet before going outside!!! ohhhh beat that!!! sonny!!
Tweetyo mama’s so fat that when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up
Tweetyo mama is so fat the only words she know in the alphabet is kfc
TweetYo momma so poor when you ring the doorbell you flush the toilet
TweetYo mama is so ugly she went in a haunted house and came back with a job application
Tweetyour mamas so fat that she cant even fit in this diss
Tweetyour mamas so ugly when she looked in a mirror bloody mary said” I give up”.
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Tweetyo mammas so ugly she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Tweetyo mammas so ugly its a health and saftey risk to let her in a house of mirrors.
Tweetyo momma so fat she needs two cars
Tweetyal aint funny
Tweetdominic whintten
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO UGLY GOD SAID I CAN NOT LOOK AT YOU
Tweetyo momma so fat she hopped in da bath nd da water hopped out
yo moma like a microwave,even a 4 year old can turn her on
TweetYour Momma’s so ugly when she layed on the beach the tide was afraid to roll in.
Tweetyour mama so fat that when she hoped on the scale it said to be continue
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck
TweetYour Mama has teeth like clowns toenails
TweetYo mama so ugly she made onions cry!
Tweetyo momma so nasty when she do a split she leave spots on the floor
TweetYO MOMMA SO STANK THE GARAGE TRUCK COME PICK HER UP EVER TUESDAY
Tweetyo momma is so poor she cant afford to go to welfare
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she put her polo shirt on the horse ran away
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo momma breath so hot when she tried to brush her teeth the toothpast melt
Tweetyo momma breath so hot when she tried to brush her teeth the toothpast melt
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyour teeth so buttery when ur mom said go get some butter from the store u said i got some right here mom ‘ching’ ‘ching’
Tweetyo mama so fat when she put on a pair of guess jeans the answer popped out
Tweetyo mama so ugly she trick - or treated on the phone
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made an onion cry instead of her crying over the onion
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she was born her parents said WTF IS THAT?!
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY ERTIME YO DADDY LOOKED AT HUH IT MADE HIM SLAPP ALL HIS ANCESTAS FROME 400 BC
Tweetyo mamma so ugly mr.clean said do i need to clean you
Tweetyo momma is so fat,she laid on the ocean and Spain clamied her for the New World.
Tweetyo momma is so slow that it took her a week to get to the market and back to her house
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Tweetyo mama is soo fat she past through the tv and you miss 3 curmercials
TweetYo momma so ugly when she went to the ugly completetion The man said “No Professinals”
TweetYo momma so ugly when she went to the ugly completetion The man said “No Professinals”
TweetWhat a joy to find such clear thinking. Thnaks for posting!
Tweetyo mama so fat she has more rolla than the bakery
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to blow out a lightbulb
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to lock herself in a motorcycle
Tweetyo mama so old she sat behind jesus in first grade
Tweetyo mama so fat she tripped over the twin towers
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetyou mamas teeth so yellow the ant sing walking on the sun
Tweetshine when thier on her teeth
yo mama so stupid they told her it was chilly out side she went and got a bowl
Tweetyo mama so stupid they told her it was chilly out side she went and got a bowl
Tweetyo mama so stupid they told her it was chilly out side she went and got a bowl
Tweetyo mama so stupid they told her it was chilly out side she went and got a bowl
Tweetyo mama so stupid they told her it was chilly out side she went and got a bowl
Tweetyo mama so dumb she sat on da tv and watched the couch
Tweetyor momma so fat she sat on walmart and lower the prices
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and made skittles
Tweetyo momma so dumb when she threw a rock at the floor she missed
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she chased the dinasours away
TweetYo momma so ugly she made onions cry
TweetYo momma so dumb she took a spoon to a superbowl.
TweetYo mama is so ugly she gave freddy cuger nightmares
TweetYo mama is so ugly that Bob the Builder said we cant fix that
TweetYo mama so stupid when she robbed the bank, she hid in the police car
Tweetyo momma SO FAT SHE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK
Tweetyo mamas is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for child abuse
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Tweetyo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY ON HALLOWEEN SHE GOES AS HER SELF
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she goes on myspace theres no space left
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyo momma so ugly the condom factory sent her parents an apology letter
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TweetYO MOMMA SOO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR SHE GONE BLIND
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Tweetyo mama so ugly bob the builder said i cant fix that
Tweetyo momma breath stank so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jump of a skyscraper thay thought the sun was falling
Tweetyo momma so fat when she jump of a skyscraper thay thought the sun was falling
Tweetyou guys are all stu#$
Tweetyo mamma so stupid that when u said whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
Tweetyour mamma so stupid when she had a sex change she changed into a horse
Tweetyour mama is so stupid when u tell her to write her name she wrote hoe
Tweet2332425u93459304850937539385347587875]0484888 yo momomomomoa
Tweetyo momma so ugly she cant even like at her self
Tweetyo momma so fat when she walk to the scale it said ” to be continue “
TweetThere’s notinhg like the relief of finding what you’re looking for.
TweetI went to tons of links before this, what was I tihknnig?
TweetI can already tell that’s gonna be super hepflul.
TweetI’m not wrtohy to be in the same forum. ROTFL
TweetSmack-dab what I was lkooing for-ty!
TweetYo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back
TweetYo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back
TweetYo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back
TweetYo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back
TweetYo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back
TweetYo mama so ugly, on C.O.D the zombies looked at her, ran back into he barriers, boarded up the windows, and threw a facial reconsrucion brochure at her.
TweetYo mama so ugly that she cant walk out of her door without someone vomiting on themselves.
TweetYo mama so fat she fell down and broke her leg and brown gravy poured out
TweetYo mama so stupid she put a ruler by her when she went sleep to see how long she slept
Tweetyo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Tweetyo momma is so ugly anybody can bare to look at her
Tweetyo momma so ugly sshee dyd
Tweetyo mama is so skinny, she has to run around the shower to get wet :p
Tweetyo momma so fat nd dumb she bounced off walmart went to target and then skipped kmart and went to walgreens and said y the wlz aint green
Tweetyo momma so fat nd dumb she bounced off walmart went to target and then skipped kmart and went to walgreens and said y the wlz aint green
Tweetyo momma so fat nd dumb she bounced off walmart went to target and then skipped kmart and went to walgreens and said y the wlz aint green
Tweetyo momma so fat nd dumb she bounced off walmart went to target and then skipped kmart and went to walgreens and said y the wlz aint green
Tweetyo mamma so fat that shes related to pigs
TweetYo mama is so fat she put on a red jump suit and went sky diving and people thought Santa Claus was falling!!!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she put a yellow jog suit on and went jogging and the kids thought they missed the bus
Tweetyo mama so stupid she went to subway for a train ticket
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabeticalli order
TweetYour mother is so fat.
TweetYo mama so ugly bob the builder said he couldnt fix it
TweetYour so ugly you put the bogey man out of buisness
Tweetyo mama so fat people were mistaking her for a grocery bag hahahah
Tweeti meant yo mama so fat people were mistaking her for a bag of grocerys
Tweeti meant yo mama so fat people were mistaking her for a bag of grocerys
TweetYomamma is so fat when she tryed to get in the tub the water jump out an said hell no
TweetYomamma is so fat when she tryed to get in the tub the water jump out an said hell no
Tweetyo mama so hairy when u were born u got rug burn
TweetYo mama so stupid she thought Dunk-n-Donuts was a professional basket-ball team.
TweetYo mama so fat she got to creep up on her bath water
TweetYo mama so ugly she got to creep up on her bath water
TweetYo mama so ugly she went in a hunted house and came out with a job application.
TweetYo mama so ugly she couldn’t even get a date off the calender
TweetYo mama so dumb she prank called 911
TweetYo mama so dumb she tried to put out a fire hydrant
TweetYo mama so dumb she drowned in a puddle
TweetYo mama so fat when she jumped she caused the twin towers to collapsed
Tweetyo mama so poor i kicked a ball and it hit a trash can and she popped out and said who knocked
TweetYo momma so fat when she come out with a red shrit the kids say the the cool aid man
Tweetyour mama so ugly she arrested for looking out the window
Tweetyour mama so ugly she arrested for looking out the window
Tweetyo mama so ugly when bob the builder saw her he said we cant fix it
TweetYo mama’s so ugly that she made the onions cry.
Tweetyour mama is so ugly that her mom though her out the house to the st and gave her a ticket for littering
TweetYo mommas so ugly she didn’t get hit with just the ugly stick, she got hit with the whole tree
TweetYo momma so fat that on her way to mcdanalds she tripped on wendys and fell on burger king
TweetYo momma so fat that on her way to mcdanalds she tripped on wendys and fell on burger king
TweetYo momma so fat that on her way to mcdanalds she tripped on wendys and fell on burger king
TweetYo mama so ugly her face isn’t suitable for the public
Tweetyo mama so ugly not even gold fish crackers smiled at her
Tweetyo mama so skinney she hulla hoops with a cherio
Tweetyou so fat the horse rides you
Tweetyo mama is so fat that france is just a step away
Tweetyo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone
TweetThuganomics man
TweetYou mama so stupid short she can do backflips under the bed
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TweetWell, we are talking about the English here folk. Two thgnis they hate more than anything else are losing and anything that’s not English! Do you really expect them not to be condescending a-holes about it?
Tweet- Stephanie still wins for worlds most alaborde children *besides Lincoln of course! ;)* They just have the sweetest little children! And with that last photo, Parker should totally be a Gap Kids model :)October 21, 2010 1:49 pm
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