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122 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours just for a quote!

  2. 2
    Yo Momma Jokes said:

      Yo momma so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

  3. 3
    Destiny said:

      yo these jokes are mad wack these people cant spit game get some new jokes

  4. 4
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat when she got on a plane she was arrested for accused of smuggling 300 punds of crack!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so fat she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself.

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    Josue Rivera said:

      Yo momma is so ugly disney want’s to make her try out for shrek 3

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    logan said:

      yo moma is so stupid sshe tried to do the robot an the next day r2d2 layd eggs

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    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo Momma is so ugly, she can just go to holloween with her normol colths on and kid will die in fear!!!

  9. 9
    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she would shoot the a cop and go to PRISON for $1!!!

  10. 10
    FREADY COUGAR said:

      Yo momma is so dumb, she reminds me of my momma

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    Bryson said:

      Yo momma is so hairy her nipples have afros.

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a board so she could surf the web

  13. 13
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a weedeater to shave her legs

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    your momma's master said:

      your momma is like a hardware store 10p a screw
      your dads like a bubblegum machine 10p a blow
      your momma so fat when i had sex with her i rolled over 3 times and was still on the bitch
      your momma like a riple 3 cocks and shes loaded

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    your momma's master said:

      your mums so dumb she got locked in a maul and still starved

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the guy said no thanks, we dont accept perfesonals..

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    ummm... said:

      you guys all suck at jokes

      yo momma so dumb she got locked in a convertable.

      yo momma so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball.

      yo momma so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side.

      yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

      yo mommas so dumb, she stole a free sample from BJ’s

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    ummm... said:

      get better jokes…

      yo momma so fat she was born in 2 countries

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    chris said:

      yo momma so f!@%ed up she goes out side and every body says hi you mother @#!$er!

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    chris said:

      yo momma is like a turtle every time shes on her back shes fucked!

  21. 21
    chris said:

      im a bitch

      yo momma is so greasy she could start a car with her face!

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    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES ONINON’S CRY!!!!!!

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    max said:

      your mom is so fat i tried to swirve round her in my car and i ran out of petrol

  24. 24
    destiny said:

      yo momma so sknky shes like a doorknob every gets a turn

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    bob said:

      YO Mamma’s so fat that when she puts on a yello rain coat everybody calls BUS.

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    fuck you said:

      I’m goin fuck your mom

  27. 27
    Dz said:

      your mommas so fat she got the part in independence day as the mothership.
      your mommas so fat she got her drivers license and it said picture continued on the other side
      your mommas so fat i used her crack as a parking space
      your mommas so fat she uses a nuke as a dildo

  28. 28
    ya mum said:

      u all suck watch this
      u moms so dumb she triped over a wirelss cord ya mums soo ugly i heard ya dad first meet her at the pound and ya moms so ugly ya dad takes her to work so he does not have to kiss her goodbye hahah enjoy dorks

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    joey said:

      man thats nothin’ ur mom’s so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!
      ur mom’s so fat well look at u!!!!
      ur mom’s so fat people jog around her for exersize!!!
      ur mom’s so fat she goes in the water and spain claims her as a new island!!!
      ur moms so big when she wears yellow people scream taxi!!!

  30. 30
    cody said:

      yo mama is so fat she through a base ball bat at the yankees

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    SkILLz said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles cry.

      Yo momma is so ugly, she made the unions cry.

  32. 32
    dylan said:

      your mamma is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone

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    casey said:

      ur mom is so ulgy o i forgot u dont got a moms.

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    jess, jack and dan said:

      your mom is so fat if eating was a sport she would be in the Olympics.

      ur mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa.

      ur mom so dumb she fell down a dark hole and stop for Directions.

  35. 35
    White Gangster said:

      Take That!
      Any foos wanna try beet it?

  36. 36
    White Gangster said:

      Is anybody even there?

  37. 37
    White Gangster said:

      Your mother…. is a hooker. OOOOOHHHHHH!

  38. 38
    White Gangster said:

      Got rice? huh? Got rice?!!!!

  39. 39
    go away stalker! said:

      ur momma so fat that she made you jealous o.0

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    go away stalker! said:

      yo mamma so stupid she thought crystal meth was a rock band.

      ps, look for the new game comin out:

      F.riendly E.lephants A.nd R.hinos (rated E for everyone)

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    go away stalker! said:

      (\_/)
      ( ‘-’ )
      (^ ^) help bunny take over the world, copy him into ur signature ^_^

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    CHRIS G said:

      yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale she said thats her phone #.

  43. 43
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale yhe scale said to be continued!!!

  44. 44
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      u so dumb u tripped over a cordless phone!!!

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    808 SOLJAZ said:

      u so hairy yo nipples got cornrolls!!!

  46. 46
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      you so fat that mexico is her taning bed!!!

  47. 47
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      i got so much experience that i can give some away and still have more than you ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. 48
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      your like rain fall fall fall but never get back up!!!

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    go away stalker! said:

      yo momma so fat that when god said let there be light, she sat down

  50. 50
    go away stalker! said:

      yo momma so fat that when she goes for jogs, the entire country has an earthquake

      lol i know that sucked -.-

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    BxMan said:

      yo mom so fat when it rains she runs up hill and use the block as a slip and slide.
      your mom eye is so crossed eyed , when she crys her tears roll down her back
      yo moms lips are so big it take a week just to lick them

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    niki said:

      yo mommas so fat wen it rains she weres a yellow rain coat n peplz yell out taxi…. xXx :]

  53. 53
    lily said:

      yo momma is so hairy when she beds over king kong gets jeolous

  54. 54
    lily said:

      you’r mom is so old when she farts it is dust

  55. 55
    lily said:

      you’r mom’s so dumb she bungee jumped off a curb

  56. 56
    lily said:

      you’r mom has more pricks then a second hand dart board

  57. 57
    lily said:

      you’r dad has had more bums than a second hand tiolet seat

  58. 58
    lily said:

      you’r mom’s so dumb she walked into a parked car

  59. 59
    lily said:

      you’r mom is so fat when she went to a party evryone used her as a bouncy castle

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    lily said:

      you’r mom’s arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a head lock

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    skippy said:

      yo mommas so fat wen it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide

  62. 62
    skippy said:

      ur mommas so fat she went in a elevator and came out square

  63. 63
    skippy said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A BOOMERANG TO DO UP HER BELT BUCKLE

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    skippy said:

      yo mommas so stinky she made right guard go left

  65. 65
    skippy said:

      (\_/)
      ( ‘-’ )
      (^ ^) god ur jokes r lame…mine rock.ur moms so fat shes puts mayonnaise on her asprin and lard on her tylenol
      ur moms so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a loonie.

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    anonomous said:

      skippys jokes r the best…..but ur moms so greasy she uses bacon as bandaids

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    john said:

      yo mamma so fat that when she went into a 4 wheel drive it became a no wheel drive!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

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    KARIEM said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED INTO WALMART SHE TRIPED OVER K MART AND LANDED ON TARGET

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    ashton said:

      all ur jokes are shite…….ya mommas soo fat she goes owt in high heels and comes back in flip flops hahaha

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    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so fat she uses a sky scraper as a dildo!

      you”r mommas so ugly she scares away freddy cougar!

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    joke master 119 said:

      your mommas so fat she doesn’t need an airplane 2 travel around the world she just sinks through it!

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    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so poor she steels dirt!

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    joke master 119 said:

      YO MOMMA SO fat SHE MAKES cake run for its life!

  75. 75
    joke master 119 said:

      your mom is so fat if she knew where i hid my gum it would be gone in 10 seckonds

  76. 76
    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so fat you think her ass is the house!

  77. 77
    joke master 119 said:

      i like jokes :P

  78. 78
    joke master 119 said:

      :p

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    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so fat theres a dildo stuck in her ass

  80. 80
    joke master 119 said:

      you” mommas so fat shes been in lifeo suxion for 5 years now ans she still waighs

      over 1000tons

  81. 81
    Jackie dick man said:

      Your mama so fat none of you can spell.

      Your mama’s so poor when she saw a lit cigarette she started singing clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, We GOt HEAT!!!!!!!

      Youchie that was hot.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said “sorry no professionals”.

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    Booty licous said:

      yo momma is so ugly, when she was born her mom said “oh what a tresure” and her dad said “yeah, lets go bury it”.

  84. 84
    shaquille said:

      yo mama got more rolls then the bakery

  85. 85
    matt said:

      ya mum so stupid she tired to wake up a sleeping bag

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    bob said:

      your moma’s so fat when she put on high heels she hit oil

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    bob said:

      your mom’s like a vacume, she sucks and cleans then gets lade away in the closet

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    Dazzy said:

      Your mumma so fat that when she was walkin accross the road and got hit by a bus she sed who threw that rock!!!
      Your mumma so fat she went into an adult shop and seen a dildo nd sed oh that looks like a nice lollypop!!

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    zakaria khan said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she climbs over a glass wall to see wat is on da oda side

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    rimz said:

      ur momma is so short she gets lost in the grass

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    skillz said:

      ur moms so fat that when she went to kfc and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof
      ur moms so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
      ur moms so fat that when she walked by the tv you missed a 2 hour special
      ur moms so ugly that the boomerang didnt come back
      ur moms so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter
      ur moms so ugly that when she was getting robbed she yelled rape and the robbers yelled no
      ur moms so fat that she doesnt get cellulite, she gets celluheavy
      ur moms so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone

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    damien said:

      yo dad is so gay when i told him if was gay he throw a bitch fit and hit me with his purse.

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    damien said:

      yo momma is so ghetto she made corn bread for a wedding cake.

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama is so stupid r2d2 got aides

  100. 100
    Jared from guam said:

      Your mom is so dumb, I sent her to the store to buy a color tv, she came back to ask me what color! YOUR DUMB!

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    fatah123fatah said:

      Yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the miorr her reflection killd itis self!

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    fatah123fatah said:

      YO momma isso fat it takes 10 lightyears to go around her wasit

  103. 103
    fatah123fatah said:

      Yo momma is so ugly Obiwan kenobi killed her cause he thought she was a sith

  104. 104
    fatah123fatah said:

      Yo momma is so dumb she mistaked drugs for candy

  105. 105
    fatah123fatah said:

      sut up ya mum

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mamas so fat she went to the beach and thae whales came out singing we are family

  107. 107
    Bullett said:

      Yo momma is so fat, when she went to outer space, she got stuck

  108. 108
    Bullett said:

      yo momma so stupid
      she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death

      yo momma so stupid
      she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

      yo momm so gay
      when micheal jackson walked by he was like “Fag!”

      yo momma so fat
      when she went in the ocean.. the whales started singing
      “we are familyyy
      even though your fatter than me!”

  109. 109
    Bullett said:

      yo momma so fat
      she ate Jenny and Craig

  110. 110
    ATX Alex said:

      yo moms so fat that she has do-nuts for nipple rings

  111. 111
    mal mal said:

      yo momma is so fat that all she had to do.Was to ask for jenny and craigs number.

  112. 112
    jeorge said:

      poop

  113. 113
    Tweeitie Pie said:

      yo mamma’s so ugly she went to the ugliest dog show and was told,
      “no professionals please!”

  114. 114
    Hannah said:

      Ye Ma’s Soo Ugly, She Makes Shrek Look Bad!

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is soooo ugly she walked into a house a mirors and they all broke

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so ugly she walked in a hospital and all the paients falt lined

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so ugly she went to heaven (and you no how god loves everyone) even he siad ohhh HELL NOOO

  119. 119
    get raped white boy!! said:

      all yo mamas are so sluty i had a gangbang with all of them…true story!!

  120. 120
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly, yo Daddy has to take her to work to keep from havin to kiss her goodbye.

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention.

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    boosie said said:

      yo mama is so ugly that here mama feed her with a slingshot

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