your momma is like a hardware store 10p a screw
your dads like a bubblegum machine 10p a blow
your momma so fat when i had sex with her i rolled over 3 times and was still on the bitch
your momma like a riple 3 cocks and shes loaded
your mommas so fat she got the part in independence day as the mothership.
your mommas so fat she got her drivers license and it said picture continued on the other side
your mommas so fat i used her crack as a parking space
your mommas so fat she uses a nuke as a dildo
u all suck watch this
u moms so dumb she triped over a wirelss cord ya mums soo ugly i heard ya dad first meet her at the pound and ya moms so ugly ya dad takes her to work so he does not have to kiss her goodbye hahah enjoy dorks
man thats nothin’ ur mom’s so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!
ur mom’s so fat well look at u!!!!
ur mom’s so fat people jog around her for exersize!!!
ur mom’s so fat she goes in the water and spain claims her as a new island!!!
ur moms so big when she wears yellow people scream taxi!!!
yo mom so fat when it rains she runs up hill and use the block as a slip and slide.
your mom eye is so crossed eyed , when she crys her tears roll down her back
yo moms lips are so big it take a week just to lick them
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(^ ^) god ur jokes r lame…mine rock.ur moms so fat shes puts mayonnaise on her asprin and lard on her tylenol
ur moms so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a loonie.
Your mumma so fat that when she was walkin accross the road and got hit by a bus she sed who threw that rock!!!
Your mumma so fat she went into an adult shop and seen a dildo nd sed oh that looks like a nice lollypop!!
ur moms so fat that when she went to kfc and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof
ur moms so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat that when she walked by the tv you missed a 2 hour special
ur moms so ugly that the boomerang didnt come back
ur moms so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter
ur moms so ugly that when she was getting robbed she yelled rape and the robbers yelled no
ur moms so fat that she doesnt get cellulite, she gets celluheavy
ur moms so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone
beeep beeeep boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodo do headsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: December 30th, 2006
Yo momma so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours just for a quote!
Posted: December 30th, 2006
Yo momma so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Posted: January 3rd, 2007
yo these jokes are mad wack these people cant spit game get some new jokes
Posted: January 6th, 2007
Yo momma so fat when she got on a plane she was arrested for accused of smuggling 300 punds of crack!
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself.
Posted: January 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly disney want’s to make her try out for shrek 3
Posted: January 9th, 2007
yo moma is so stupid sshe tried to do the robot an the next day r2d2 layd eggs
Posted: January 9th, 2007
Yo Momma is so ugly, she can just go to holloween with her normol colths on and kid will die in fear!!!
Posted: January 9th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid, she would shoot the a cop and go to PRISON for $1!!!
Posted: January 9th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb, she reminds me of my momma
Posted: January 9th, 2007
Yo momma is so hairy her nipples have afros.
Posted: January 12th, 2007
Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a board so she could surf the web
Posted: January 12th, 2007
Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a weedeater to shave her legs
Posted: January 15th, 2007
your momma is like a hardware store 10p a screw
your dads like a bubblegum machine 10p a blow
your momma so fat when i had sex with her i rolled over 3 times and was still on the bitch
your momma like a riple 3 cocks and shes loaded
Posted: January 15th, 2007
your mums so dumb she got locked in a maul and still starved
Posted: January 15th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the guy said no thanks, we dont accept perfesonals..
Posted: January 16th, 2007
you guys all suck at jokes
yo momma so dumb she got locked in a convertable.
yo momma so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball.
yo momma so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side.
yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
yo mommas so dumb, she stole a free sample from BJ’s
Posted: January 16th, 2007
get better jokes…
yo momma so fat she was born in 2 countries
Posted: January 22nd, 2007
yo momma so f!@%ed up she goes out side and every body says hi you mother @#!$er!
Posted: January 22nd, 2007
yo momma is like a turtle every time shes on her back shes fucked!
Posted: January 22nd, 2007
im a bitch
yo momma is so greasy she could start a car with her face!
Posted: January 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES ONINON’S CRY!!!!!!
Posted: February 1st, 2007
your mom is so fat i tried to swirve round her in my car and i ran out of petrol
Posted: February 3rd, 2007
yo momma so sknky shes like a doorknob every gets a turn
Posted: February 4th, 2007
YO Mamma’s so fat that when she puts on a yello rain coat everybody calls BUS.
Posted: February 4th, 2007
I’m goin fuck your mom
Posted: February 6th, 2007
your mommas so fat she got the part in independence day as the mothership.
your mommas so fat she got her drivers license and it said picture continued on the other side
your mommas so fat i used her crack as a parking space
your mommas so fat she uses a nuke as a dildo
Posted: February 16th, 2007
u all suck watch this
u moms so dumb she triped over a wirelss cord ya mums soo ugly i heard ya dad first meet her at the pound and ya moms so ugly ya dad takes her to work so he does not have to kiss her goodbye hahah enjoy dorks
Posted: February 17th, 2007
man thats nothin’ ur mom’s so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!
ur mom’s so fat well look at u!!!!
ur mom’s so fat people jog around her for exersize!!!
ur mom’s so fat she goes in the water and spain claims her as a new island!!!
ur moms so big when she wears yellow people scream taxi!!!
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she through a base ball bat at the yankees
Posted: February 18th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles cry.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made the unions cry.
Posted: February 19th, 2007
your mamma is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
ur mom is so ulgy o i forgot u dont got a moms.
Posted: February 26th, 2007
your mom is so fat if eating was a sport she would be in the Olympics.
ur mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa.
ur mom so dumb she fell down a dark hole and stop for Directions.
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Take That!
Any foos wanna try beet it?
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Is anybody even there?
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Your mother…. is a hooker. OOOOOHHHHHH!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Got rice? huh? Got rice?!!!!
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
ur momma so fat that she made you jealous o.0
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she thought crystal meth was a rock band.
ps, look for the new game comin out:
F.riendly E.lephants A.nd R.hinos (rated E for everyone)
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
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(^ ^) help bunny take over the world, copy him into ur signature ^_^
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale she said thats her phone #.
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale yhe scale said to be continued!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
u so dumb u tripped over a cordless phone!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
u so hairy yo nipples got cornrolls!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
you so fat that mexico is her taning bed!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
i got so much experience that i can give some away and still have more than you ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
your like rain fall fall fall but never get back up!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when god said let there be light, she sat down
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she goes for jogs, the entire country has an earthquake
lol i know that sucked -.-
Posted: March 7th, 2007
yo mom so fat when it rains she runs up hill and use the block as a slip and slide.
your mom eye is so crossed eyed , when she crys her tears roll down her back
yo moms lips are so big it take a week just to lick them
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo mommas so fat wen it rains she weres a yellow rain coat n peplz yell out taxi…. xXx :]
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo momma is so hairy when she beds over king kong gets jeolous
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r mom is so old when she farts it is dust
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r mom’s so dumb she bungee jumped off a curb
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r mom has more pricks then a second hand dart board
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r dad has had more bums than a second hand tiolet seat
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r mom’s so dumb she walked into a parked car
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r mom is so fat when she went to a party evryone used her as a bouncy castle
Posted: March 11th, 2007
you’r mom’s arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a head lock
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo mommas so fat wen it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide
Posted: March 11th, 2007
ur mommas so fat she went in a elevator and came out square
Posted: March 11th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A BOOMERANG TO DO UP HER BELT BUCKLE
Posted: March 11th, 2007
yo mommas so stinky she made right guard go left
Posted: March 11th, 2007
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(^ ^) god ur jokes r lame…mine rock.ur moms so fat shes puts mayonnaise on her asprin and lard on her tylenol
ur moms so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a loonie.
Posted: March 11th, 2007
skippys jokes r the best…..but ur moms so greasy she uses bacon as bandaids
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mamma so fat that when she went into a 4 wheel drive it became a no wheel drive!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED INTO WALMART SHE TRIPED OVER K MART AND LANDED ON TARGET
Posted: March 25th, 2007
all ur jokes are shite…….ya mommas soo fat she goes owt in high heels and comes back in flip flops hahaha
Posted: March 26th, 2007
you”r mommas so fat she uses a sky scraper as a dildo!
you”r mommas so ugly she scares away freddy cougar!
Posted: March 26th, 2007
your mommas so fat she doesn’t need an airplane 2 travel around the world she just sinks through it!
Posted: March 26th, 2007
you”r mommas so poor she steels dirt!
Posted: March 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO fat SHE MAKES cake run for its life!
Posted: March 26th, 2007
your mom is so fat if she knew where i hid my gum it would be gone in 10 seckonds
Posted: March 26th, 2007
you”r mommas so fat you think her ass is the house!
Posted: March 26th, 2007
i like jokes
Posted: March 26th, 2007
:p
Posted: March 26th, 2007
you”r mommas so fat theres a dildo stuck in her ass
Posted: March 26th, 2007
you” mommas so fat shes been in lifeo suxion for 5 years now ans she still waighs
over 1000tons
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Your mama so fat none of you can spell.
Your mama’s so poor when she saw a lit cigarette she started singing clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, We GOt HEAT!!!!!!!
Youchie that was hot.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo momma so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said “sorry no professionals”.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly, when she was born her mom said “oh what a tresure” and her dad said “yeah, lets go bury it”.
Posted: March 31st, 2007
yo mama got more rolls then the bakery
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ya mum so stupid she tired to wake up a sleeping bag
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your moma’s so fat when she put on high heels she hit oil
Posted: April 24th, 2007
your mom’s like a vacume, she sucks and cleans then gets lade away in the closet
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 4th, 2007
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Posted: May 8th, 2007
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Posted: May 10th, 2007
Your mumma so fat that when she was walkin accross the road and got hit by a bus she sed who threw that rock!!!
Your mumma so fat she went into an adult shop and seen a dildo nd sed oh that looks like a nice lollypop!!
Posted: May 10th, 2007
yo mamma is so stupid she climbs over a glass wall to see wat is on da oda side
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur momma is so short she gets lost in the grass
Posted: May 13th, 2007
ur moms so fat that when she went to kfc and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof
ur moms so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
ur moms so fat that when she walked by the tv you missed a 2 hour special
ur moms so ugly that the boomerang didnt come back
ur moms so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter
ur moms so ugly that when she was getting robbed she yelled rape and the robbers yelled no
ur moms so fat that she doesnt get cellulite, she gets celluheavy
ur moms so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone
Posted: May 16th, 2007
yo dad is so gay when i told him if was gay he throw a bitch fit and hit me with his purse.
Posted: May 16th, 2007
yo momma is so ghetto she made corn bread for a wedding cake.
Posted: May 21st, 2007
Yo mama is so stupid r2d2 got aides
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Your mom is so dumb, I sent her to the store to buy a color tv, she came back to ask me what color! YOUR DUMB!
Posted: May 30th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the miorr her reflection killd itis self!
Posted: May 30th, 2007
YO momma isso fat it takes 10 lightyears to go around her wasit
Posted: May 30th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly Obiwan kenobi killed her cause he thought she was a sith
Posted: May 30th, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb she mistaked drugs for candy
Posted: May 30th, 2007
sut up ya mum
Posted: June 19th, 2007
yo mamas so fat she went to the beach and thae whales came out singing we are family
Posted: November 19th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to outer space, she got stuck
Posted: November 19th, 2007
yo momma so stupid
she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death
yo momma so stupid
she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momm so gay
when micheal jackson walked by he was like “Fag!”
yo momma so fat
when she went in the ocean.. the whales started singing
“we are familyyy
even though your fatter than me!”
Posted: November 19th, 2007
yo momma so fat
she ate Jenny and Craig
Posted: February 24th, 2008
yo moms so fat that she has do-nuts for nipple rings
Posted: March 4th, 2008
yo momma is so fat that all she had to do.Was to ask for jenny and craigs number.
Posted: March 17th, 2008
poop
Posted: May 15th, 2008
yo mamma’s so ugly she went to the ugliest dog show and was told,
“no professionals please!”
Posted: June 10th, 2008
Ye Ma’s Soo Ugly, She Makes Shrek Look Bad!
Posted: June 28th, 2008
yo mama is soooo ugly she walked into a house a mirors and they all broke
Posted: June 28th, 2008
yo mama so ugly she walked in a hospital and all the paients falt lined
Posted: June 28th, 2008
beeep beeeep boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodo do headsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: June 28th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she went to heaven (and you no how god loves everyone) even he siad ohhh HELL NOOO
Posted: July 8th, 2008
all yo mamas are so sluty i had a gangbang with all of them…true story!!
Posted: July 11th, 2008
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo Daddy has to take her to work to keep from havin to kiss her goodbye.
Posted: July 11th, 2008
Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention.
Posted: July 16th, 2008
yo mama is so ugly that here mama feed her with a slingshot