118 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

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1. 100
   Jared from guam said:
   Posted: May 23rd, 2007

   Your mom is so dumb, I sent her to the store to buy a color tv, she came back to ask me what color! YOUR DUMB!

2. 101
   fatah123fatah said:
   Posted: May 30th, 2007

   Yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the miorr her reflection killd itis self!

3. 102
   fatah123fatah said:
   Posted: May 30th, 2007

   YO momma isso fat it takes 10 lightyears to go around her wasit

4. 103
   fatah123fatah said:
   Posted: May 30th, 2007

   Yo momma is so ugly Obiwan kenobi killed her cause he thought she was a sith

5. 104
   fatah123fatah said:
   Posted: May 30th, 2007

   Yo momma is so dumb she mistaked drugs for candy

6. 105
   fatah123fatah said:
   Posted: May 30th, 2007

   sut up ya mum

7. 106
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: June 19th, 2007

   yo mamas so fat she went to the beach and thae whales came out singing we are family

8. 107
   Bullett said:
   Posted: November 19th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat, when she went to outer space, she got stuck

9. 108
   Bullett said:
   Posted: November 19th, 2007

   yo momma so stupid
   she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death

   yo momma so stupid
   she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

   yo momm so gay
   when micheal jackson walked by he was like “Fag!”

   yo momma so fat
   when she went in the ocean.. the whales started singing
   “we are familyyy
   even though your fatter than me!”

10. 109
    Bullett said:
    Posted: November 19th, 2007

    yo momma so fat
    she ate Jenny and Craig

11. 110
    ATX Alex said:
    Posted: February 24th, 2008

    yo moms so fat that she has do-nuts for nipple rings

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