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122 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

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  1. 12
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a board so she could surf the web

  2. 13
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a weedeater to shave her legs

  3. 14
    your momma's master said:

      your momma is like a hardware store 10p a screw
      your dads like a bubblegum machine 10p a blow
      your momma so fat when i had sex with her i rolled over 3 times and was still on the bitch
      your momma like a riple 3 cocks and shes loaded

  4. 15
    your momma's master said:

      your mums so dumb she got locked in a maul and still starved

  5. 16
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the guy said no thanks, we dont accept perfesonals..

  6. 17
    ummm... said:

      you guys all suck at jokes

      yo momma so dumb she got locked in a convertable.

      yo momma so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball.

      yo momma so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side.

      yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

      yo mommas so dumb, she stole a free sample from BJ’s

  7. 18
    ummm... said:

      get better jokes…

      yo momma so fat she was born in 2 countries

  8. 19
    chris said:

      yo momma so f!@%ed up she goes out side and every body says hi you mother @#!$er!

  9. 20
    chris said:

      yo momma is like a turtle every time shes on her back shes fucked!

  10. 21
    chris said:

      im a bitch

      yo momma is so greasy she could start a car with her face!

  11. 22
    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES ONINON’S CRY!!!!!!

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