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122 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

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  1. 23
    max said:

      your mom is so fat i tried to swirve round her in my car and i ran out of petrol

  2. 24
    destiny said:

      yo momma so sknky shes like a doorknob every gets a turn

  3. 25
    bob said:

      YO Mamma’s so fat that when she puts on a yello rain coat everybody calls BUS.

  4. 26
    fuck you said:

      I’m goin fuck your mom

  5. 27
    Dz said:

      your mommas so fat she got the part in independence day as the mothership.
      your mommas so fat she got her drivers license and it said picture continued on the other side
      your mommas so fat i used her crack as a parking space
      your mommas so fat she uses a nuke as a dildo

  6. 28
    ya mum said:

      u all suck watch this
      u moms so dumb she triped over a wirelss cord ya mums soo ugly i heard ya dad first meet her at the pound and ya moms so ugly ya dad takes her to work so he does not have to kiss her goodbye hahah enjoy dorks

  7. 29
    joey said:

      man thats nothin’ ur mom’s so fat she goes in the ocean and spain claims her as a new island!!
      ur mom’s so fat well look at u!!!!
      ur mom’s so fat people jog around her for exersize!!!
      ur mom’s so fat she goes in the water and spain claims her as a new island!!!
      ur moms so big when she wears yellow people scream taxi!!!

  8. 30
    cody said:

      yo mama is so fat she through a base ball bat at the yankees

  9. 31
    SkILLz said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, she made Ray Charles cry.

      Yo momma is so ugly, she made the unions cry.

  10. 32
    dylan said:

      your mamma is so dumb she triped over a cordless phone

  11. 33
    casey said:

      ur mom is so ulgy o i forgot u dont got a moms.

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