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  1. 34
    jess, jack and dan said:

      your mom is so fat if eating was a sport she would be in the Olympics.

      ur mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa.

      ur mom so dumb she fell down a dark hole and stop for Directions.

  2. 35
    White Gangster said:

      Take That!
      Any foos wanna try beet it?

  3. 36
    White Gangster said:

      Is anybody even there?

  4. 37
    White Gangster said:

      Your mother…. is a hooker. OOOOOHHHHHH!

  5. 38
    White Gangster said:

      Got rice? huh? Got rice?!!!!

  6. 39
    go away stalker! said:

      ur momma so fat that she made you jealous o.0

  7. 40
    go away stalker! said:

      yo mamma so stupid she thought crystal meth was a rock band.

      ps, look for the new game comin out:

      F.riendly E.lephants A.nd R.hinos (rated E for everyone)

  8. 41
    go away stalker! said:

      (\_/)
      ( ‘-’ )
      (^ ^) help bunny take over the world, copy him into ur signature ^_^

  9. 42
    CHRIS G said:

      yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale she said thats her phone #.

  10. 43
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      yo momma so fat when she jumped on the scale yhe scale said to be continued!!!

  11. 44
    808 SOLJAZ said:

      u so dumb u tripped over a cordless phone!!!

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