118 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

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1. 56
   lily said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   you’r mom has more pricks then a second hand dart board

2. 57
   lily said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   you’r dad has had more bums than a second hand tiolet seat

3. 58
   lily said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   you’r mom’s so dumb she walked into a parked car

4. 59
   lily said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   you’r mom is so fat when she went to a party evryone used her as a bouncy castle

5. 60
   lily said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   you’r mom’s arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a head lock

6. 61
   skippy said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   yo mommas so fat wen it rains she uses the highway as a slip n slide

7. 62
   skippy said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   ur mommas so fat she went in a elevator and came out square

8. 63
   skippy said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A BOOMERANG TO DO UP HER BELT BUCKLE

9. 64
   skippy said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   yo mommas so stinky she made right guard go left

10. 65
    skippy said:
    Posted: March 11th, 2007

    (\_/)
    ( ‘-’ )
    (^ ^) god ur jokes r lame…mine rock.ur moms so fat shes puts mayonnaise on her asprin and lard on her tylenol
    ur moms so fat she sat on 4 quarters and made a loonie.

11. 66
    anonomous said:
    Posted: March 11th, 2007

    skippys jokes r the best…..but ur moms so greasy she uses bacon as bandaids

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