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118 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

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  1. 67
    john said:

      yo mamma so fat that when she went into a 4 wheel drive it became a no wheel drive!

  2. 68
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

  3. 69
    KARIEM said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED INTO WALMART SHE TRIPED OVER K MART AND LANDED ON TARGET

  4. 70
    ashton said:

      all ur jokes are shite…….ya mommas soo fat she goes owt in high heels and comes back in flip flops hahaha

  5. 71
    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so fat she uses a sky scraper as a dildo!

      you”r mommas so ugly she scares away freddy cougar!

  6. 72
    joke master 119 said:

      your mommas so fat she doesn’t need an airplane 2 travel around the world she just sinks through it!

  7. 73
    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so poor she steels dirt!

  8. 74
    joke master 119 said:

      YO MOMMA SO fat SHE MAKES cake run for its life!

  9. 75
    joke master 119 said:

      your mom is so fat if she knew where i hid my gum it would be gone in 10 seckonds

  10. 76
    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so fat you think her ass is the house!

  11. 77
    joke master 119 said:

      i like jokes :P

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