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  1. 78
    joke master 119 said:

      :p

  2. 79
    joke master 119 said:

      you”r mommas so fat theres a dildo stuck in her ass

  3. 80
    joke master 119 said:

      you” mommas so fat shes been in lifeo suxion for 5 years now ans she still waighs

      over 1000tons

  4. 81
    Jackie dick man said:

      Your mama so fat none of you can spell.

      Your mama’s so poor when she saw a lit cigarette she started singing clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, We GOt HEAT!!!!!!!

      Youchie that was hot.

  5. 82
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said “sorry no professionals”.

  6. 83
    Booty licous said:

      yo momma is so ugly, when she was born her mom said “oh what a tresure” and her dad said “yeah, lets go bury it”.

  7. 84
    shaquille said:

      yo mama got more rolls then the bakery

  8. 85
    matt said:

      ya mum so stupid she tired to wake up a sleeping bag

  9. 86
    bob said:

      your moma’s so fat when she put on high heels she hit oil

  10. 87
    bob said:

      your mom’s like a vacume, she sucks and cleans then gets lade away in the closet

  11. 88
    teprast fill 554 extracti said:

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