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118 Responses to “Yo Momma Is So Ugly Jokes - 2”

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    Dazzy said:

      Your mumma so fat that when she was walkin accross the road and got hit by a bus she sed who threw that rock!!!
      Your mumma so fat she went into an adult shop and seen a dildo nd sed oh that looks like a nice lollypop!!

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    zakaria khan said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she climbs over a glass wall to see wat is on da oda side

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    rimz said:

      ur momma is so short she gets lost in the grass

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    skillz said:

      ur moms so fat that when she went to kfc and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof
      ur moms so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
      ur moms so fat that when she walked by the tv you missed a 2 hour special
      ur moms so ugly that the boomerang didnt come back
      ur moms so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology letter
      ur moms so ugly that when she was getting robbed she yelled rape and the robbers yelled no
      ur moms so fat that she doesnt get cellulite, she gets celluheavy
      ur moms so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone

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    damien said:

      yo dad is so gay when i told him if was gay he throw a bitch fit and hit me with his purse.

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    damien said:

      yo momma is so ghetto she made corn bread for a wedding cake.

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama is so stupid r2d2 got aides

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