156 Yo Momma Jokes in “YO MOMMA jOKES 2013”

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  1. You Wish You Knew Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly When Bob The Builder Look At Her He Said “Can We Fix It NO WE CANT”



  2. You Wish You Knew Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly Not Even Goldfish Crackers Smile Back



  3. You Wish You Knew Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Stupid She Got Locked In A Grocery Store And Starved To Death



  4. You Wish You Knew Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid someone said it is chilly outside so she grabbed a spoon



  5. You Wish You Knew Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly it looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down



  6. You Wish You Knew Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she was at the beach 4 whales jumped up and said we are family even thought your fatter than me



  7. cootaman's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mona is so ugly her shadow is ashamed to be seen with her



  8. rubber duck ellie -rose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so heavy she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops hahahha sooo funny bunny hey



  9. alex's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so ugly she gave Freddy cougar nightmares



  10. kaka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell and said drop like an earthquake



  11. Best yo mamma jokes's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so black when she walked outside street lights came on



  12. Your mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so stupid she got a battery and shuved it up. Her but and said ive got the power



  13. yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid that she booked an appointment with DOCTER PEPPER



  14. damien's Momma Joke:

    your moma is os fat she can stick the seven seas in her belly botton



  15. James's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when so saw a school bus she said stop that twinky



  16. Sam Da Man's Momma Joke:

    You wanna so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew



  17. Sam Da Man's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so ugly when she goes to the bank they tell her to put on a ski mask



  18. kma leader's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the stairwell to heaven.



  19. Bobby's Momma Joke:

    To mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost



  20. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY HER DADDY SAID SHE NEEDS TO CLEAN THAT MASK OFF



  21. jerome's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so musty she made deorderant cry



  22. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy bigfoot got jealous of her for being so hairy



  23. Ankush's Momma Joke:

    WOW! Beautiful! Down here in Missoula, the trees are not so colorful yet, moltsy green still!!! However, a thick fog settled last night and we woke to crisp fog today so I’m sure the leaves will be turning very quickly!



  24. Kendrean's Momma Joke:

    1) It’s wild I can see YOU in him!2) And he’s as cute as you are pretty .3) Smouldering which is NOT age appiporrate .4) Wanna have your mind BLOWN with regard to dating? Read Teaching True Love to a Sex at 13 Generation one of the most radical books I’ve ever picked up (I think the authors are Eric and Leslie Ludy???? Kind of drawing a blank).5) OOoooo, I call my in-laws .in loves , too!!



  25. dj's yo momma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo fat when she tried to have sex but she ate his crotch then ate him



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the devil saw her he want to kill him self



  27. EpicUnknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when shes in an elevator going up the elevator goes down past the main floor.



  28. Hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that god can’t even lift her spirit.



  29. Jordon Babel's Momma Joke:

    Your moma is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven



  30. wilky's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is soo fat she’s got more chins that a Chinese phonebook



  31. wilky's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  32. buttLiker69's Momma Joke:

    your so fat u suk dik



  33. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and they said sorry no profesinal



  34. Yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds



  35. Awesomeyo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so crunchy that the people that made cap’n crunch used her



  36. Leesie yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when they went to the beach they couldn’t see the ocean,sun or sky



  37. awesome yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fattttttt she knocked everybody out



  38. Leesie yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she was surfing the channels she graabed a surfboard and started surfing



  39. awesome yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she grabed watermelon and said I be drinking watermelon



  40. Leesie yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she was surfing the channels she grabbed a surfboard and started surfing the English channel



  41. razzmatad's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, even the Grinch wouldn’t touch her with a 39 1/2 foot pole.



  42. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she lay on the beach everyone started to yell and said “free wilii”



  43. ashtons momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade



  44. Moo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks.



  45. armani's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she bring a spun to the superboll



  46. nathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  47. jamarcus moffett's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum when she sat on the couches it brok



  48. awsome joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mammy so fat she went to the movies with her son to watch mr. pea body at the movies and her son said mom were here and she said aw man i came to eat peabodies



  49. COD Mama Joke's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat on COD when she gets killed the killer gets a 5 killstreak



  50. sooooooooooooo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she died at mc donalds with 50$ IN HER POCKET

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