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yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and they said sorry no profesinal
Yo Momma so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds
yo mama so crunchy that the people that made cap’n crunch used her
Yo mama is so fat when they went to the beach they couldn’t see the ocean,sun or sky
yo mama so fattttttt she knocked everybody out
Yo mama so stupid when she was surfing the channels she graabed a surfboard and started surfing
yo mama so stupid she grabed watermelon and said I be drinking watermelon
Yo mama so stupid when she was surfing the channels she grabbed a surfboard and started surfing the English channel
Yo mamma so ugly, even the Grinch wouldn’t touch her with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
yo momma so fat when she lay on the beach everyone started to yell and said “free wilii”
yo momma is so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks.
yo mama so stupid she bring a spun to the superboll
yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mamma so dum when she sat on the couches it brok
yo mammy so fat she went to the movies with her son to watch mr. pea body at the movies and her son said mom were here and she said aw man i came to eat peabodies
Your mama so fat on COD when she gets killed the killer gets a 5 killstreak
yo mama so stupid she died at mc donalds with 50$ IN HER POCKET
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at marine world
yo mama so fat when she farts she causes global warming!
YO MAMAS SO SHORT SHE LIVED IN A DORITOS BAG AND HAD A DOG NAMED CHIP!
yo mama so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it
You mama sooo stupid… SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO XBOX LIVE!
yo momma sooo fat she made the elevator go down instead of up
Yo mammas so fat when she swears a grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her nameYo mammas so fat when she swears a grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her na
Yo mammas so fat when she swears a grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name
yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her but it said Go Go Power Rangers
Yo mama so black she went to night school and got counted absent
Your momma so ugly she got through the mirror maze in 5 seconds.
yo mama is so hairy that Big Foot took a picture of her
yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke
yo mama fat she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendy’s & landed on burger king
your mamma so ugly that everytime she said breaking news she broke the news
your mamma is so fat that i walked around her once and the zip code changed…
your mamma is so stupid that everytime happy meal from Mcdonald’s she thought it was happy hour
yo momma is so fat that when she fell over a car she made it paper foil
yo momma is fat she went to the car wash and they said no trucks allowed
yo momma is so fat that when she skydived she caused a lunar eclipse
yo momma is so fat she is denser than a dwarf star
YP MOMMA SO BLACK SHE GOT A TICKET FOR TINTED WINDOWS
yp momma so dumb she thought she could usr batteries to save engery
yo mamma so fat when she put on her green bikine everyone yelled godzella……….
Yo mammma is so fat she play hopscotch on the planets
yo mama so ugly .. wen she was in the birthing room in the hospital the baby went back up her mamas *****
Your mom’s breasts are so small not even Dora can find them
Yo mama is so dumb she try to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so poor she had to were her McDonald’s outfit to church!
Yo mommy so far that hwhen she said she wanted a water bed they through a blanket on the ocean
Yo mama so ugly, Bob the builder said I can’t fix this
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