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YO MOMMA jOKES 2013

188 Yo Momma Jokes in “YO MOMMA jOKES 2013”

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  1. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and they said sorry no profesinal



  2. Yo daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds



  3. Awesomeyo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so crunchy that the people that made cap’n crunch used her



  4. Leesie yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when they went to the beach they couldn’t see the ocean,sun or sky



  5. awesome yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fattttttt she knocked everybody out



  6. Leesie yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she was surfing the channels she graabed a surfboard and started surfing



  7. awesome yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she grabed watermelon and said I be drinking watermelon



  8. Leesie yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she was surfing the channels she grabbed a surfboard and started surfing the English channel



  9. razzmatad's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, even the Grinch wouldn’t touch her with a 39 1/2 foot pole.



  10. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she lay on the beach everyone started to yell and said “free wilii”



  11. ashtons momma joke:'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade



  12. Moo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks.



  13. armani's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she bring a spun to the superboll



  14. nathan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out



  15. jamarcus moffett's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum when she sat on the couches it brok



  16. awsome joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mammy so fat she went to the movies with her son to watch mr. pea body at the movies and her son said mom were here and she said aw man i came to eat peabodies



  17. COD Mama Joke's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat on COD when she gets killed the killer gets a 5 killstreak



  18. sooooooooooooo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she died at mc donalds with 50$ IN HER POCKET



  19. Mamajokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at marine world



  20. ninja's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she farts she causes global warming!



  21. GHOSTPUNK13's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO SHORT SHE LIVED IN A DORITOS BAG AND HAD A DOG NAMED CHIP!



  22. Noah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it



  23. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    You mama sooo stupid… SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO XBOX LIVE!



  24. thejokemaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo fat she made the elevator go down instead of up



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat when she swears a grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her nameYo mammas so fat when she swears a grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her na



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat when she swears a grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name



  27. Malachi Christerson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her but it said Go Go Power Rangers



  28. To mama so black's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black she went to night school and got counted absent



  29. you should get this one's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so ugly she got through the mirror maze in 5 seconds.



  30. Dhyfdhgdbdbsdcvxsfs's Momma Joke:

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  31. kylee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy that Big Foot took a picture of her



  32. kylee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke



  33. kylee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendy’s & landed on burger king



  34. jay/z's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly that everytime she said breaking news she broke the news



  35. 209er's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that i walked around her once and the zip code changed…



  36. jay/z's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stupid that everytime happy meal from Mcdonald’s she thought it was happy hour



  37. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she fell over a car she made it paper foil



  38. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat she went to the car wash and they said no trucks allowed



  39. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she skydived she caused a lunar eclipse



  40. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she is denser than a dwarf star



  41. MARI's Momma Joke:

    YP MOMMA SO BLACK SHE GOT A TICKET FOR TINTED WINDOWS



  42. Mari's Momma Joke:

    yp momma so dumb she thought she could usr batteries to save engery



  43. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she put on her green bikine everyone yelled godzella……….



  44. yo mammma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammma is so fat she play hopscotch on the planets



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly .. wen she was in the birthing room in the hospital the baby went back up her mamas *****



  46. Tittytwister45's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s breasts are so small not even Dora can find them



  47. da sun's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb she try to climb mountain dew



  48. Funniest jokster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor she had to were her McDonald’s outfit to church!



  49. halarius274141's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommy so far that hwhen she said she wanted a water bed they through a blanket on the ocean



  50. best yo mama joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, Bob the builder said I can’t fix this

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