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yo mamma so stupid that she had to have a police tell her to put her seatbelt onnnnnnnnnn
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN STARTED DRIVING SHE started burning rubber
yo mama so hairy dora couldnt explore her.
yo mama so fat she doesnt need internet cause shes world wide
YOUR MAMA TEETH IS SO YELLOW WHEN SHE JUMPS IN THE POOL SHE MADE SUNNY D
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Yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama’s so fat she has to use cheat CODES FOR WII FIT!
Yo mama’s so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle.
Yo mama’s so ugly, … even hello kitty said ” goodby “
YO MAMA’S SO FAT ……… HER BELLY BUTTON GOT HOME AND HOUR BEFORE SHE DID
yo mamma so short she uses a dirito as a hanglider:)
yo mama is so poor that when i stepped on a penny she said get off my paycheck
Yo mama is so fat when i sat on four quarters she turned it into a dollor
yo mama is so short that when she smokes weed she doesent even get high
Yo mama so fat that when she put on a rain coat they mistakes her as the sun
your mom is so fat when she sat on the tolit it started to sing…A,B,C,D,GET THE HELL OFF OF ME
your mom is so fat when she walked into a hospital all the pacients yelled “FAT ALBERT IN THE HOUSE”
your mom is so black they couldent see her at night
your mom is so fat when she got on a train it wouldent move
your mom is so fat when she walked down the street the people yelled “EARTHQUACK”
your mom is so ugly when she walked in to the hospital even the people with brocken legs ran
your mom is so ugly facebook automaticlly changed her profile picture to a question mark…”?”
Yo momm is so fat when she leaves the beach everybody says the cost is clear
Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and stacked to death
Yo mamma so stupid she went to the super bowl and brought a spoo
yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a supermarket and starved to death
yo mama so stupid she shoved 2 batteries up her but and yelled i got the power!
Yo momma so ugly u had to put a steak around her neck just so the dog could play with her
Yo mama so fat she sat on my iPhone and turned it into a iPad
momma teeth are so yellow she brush her teeth with a butter knife
yo mamas teeth so yellow when she walked in the church everbody said I SEE THE LIGHT
Yo Momma So Ugly When Bob The Builder Look At Her He Said “Can We Fix It NO WE CANT”
Yo Momma So Ugly Not Even Goldfish Crackers Smile Back
Yo Momma So Stupid She Got Locked In A Grocery Store And Starved To Death
Yo momma so stupid someone said it is chilly outside so she grabbed a spoon
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Yo momma so fat when she was at the beach 4 whales jumped up and said we are family even thought your fatter than me
Yo Mona is so ugly her shadow is ashamed to be seen with her
yo mama so heavy she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops hahahha sooo funny bunny hey
Your mamma so ugly she gave Freddy cougar nightmares
yo mama so fat she fell and said drop like an earthquake
Your momma so black when she walked outside street lights came on
Your mama so stupid she got a battery and shuved it up. Her but and said ive got the power
your momma is so stupid that she booked an appointment with DOCTER PEPPER
your moma is os fat she can stick the seven seas in her belly botton
Yo momma so fat when so saw a school bus she said stop that twinky
You wanna so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
Yo Mamma so ugly when she goes to the bank they tell her to put on a ski mask
yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the stairwell to heaven.
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