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    R.j.c said:

      Yo momma is so fat u cant c er pussy … Unless u can wait 6 yrs to find it

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    Sick said:

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    Sick said:

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    campy said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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    campy said:

      this couple are having sex and the husband stops and the wife says”whyed u stop?” he says “huny your vagina is to big she goes to the docter he gives her pills and says come back in a week she comes back he says i think these pills are makeing it bigger he tells her to xersize she goes home and wants to see how big it is so she stripes takes a handmirror and looks at it the husband ccomes in what r u doing i’m xersizeing well look out 4 the hole in the floor
      sex

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    Yo said:

      yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo moma soooooooo stupid she had three friends come over
      and they driving and ramped a brige and she did n`t jump out
      because she a blond

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    tony said:

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    tony said:

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    tony said:

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    tony said:

      fuck George W. Bush he a fuckin bitch mah best friend is mexican & it fucked up & i heard bushes wife`s parents are hispanich 2 so0 i think he is a fuck dee dee dee

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    Phyllis said:

      Yo Momma so fat the heavens couldn’t lift her!! hahaha!!

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    MINIMI said:

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    MINIMI said:

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    matt said:

      yo momma so ugly, she made yoda jelous
      yo momma so fat, she invented lowrider

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    matt said:

      yo momma so ugly, when she tried out for da ugly contest they said she was to ugly

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    tara said:

      you momma is so big that when you climb on her your ears pop

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    Poopshooter said:

      Yo momma so fat, she rolls up a mattress and uses it for a tampon…
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    Anonymous said:

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      heyyyyy dis is tiffany and dylan shook and gary geeze dis chick wont stop erasing my stuff hahahaah

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    MRS. YO MOMMA said:

      KNOCK KNOCK
      WHOS THERE
      NO
      NO WHO
      NOBODY SO GO AWAY
      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
      I KNO THATS CORNY BUT I HAD 2 PUT IT UP HERE

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    Anonymous said:

      OK I Guess

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    TELISHA said:

      YO MOMMA IS SOOOOO FAT SHE IRONS HER CLOTHES ON M6 HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

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      theirs a party in your mom’s mouth and we r all cumin

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    Anonymous said:

      your mommas ass is hairy it looks like don king going to pop and say who layed america

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    Anonymous said:

      your mommas so old she knows jesus’s beeper number

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    Anonymous said:

      one night a kid had to babysit for his family and he had a bunk bed and he was on the top and his brother was on the bottom the brother was up top telling his girl when you want to go harder say lettuce and when you want to change positions say tomatoe so she kept switching back and forth and the brother on the bottom bunk said can you please stop making sandwhichs your getting mayonaise all over me!!

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    Anonymous said:

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    nikola said:

      ur mama is so fat when she takes a shit she dosnt use toilet paper to wipe her ass she uses blankets

      yo momma is still so fat she made a new chramin commercial “cha cha cha wait wait CUT im to tierd plz break time”

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    nikola said:

      ok.. there was 3 guys nikola dragan and tony.there were 2 paths tony took the 2nd one and nikola and dragan took the the 1st one, then nikola and dragan saw a machein its said 2 $ for a blow so nikola put it in and told dragan mannnn that was fineee. then dragan tryed it and dragan came and said ur right man that was like ahhhh. then tony comes out of no where and said guys look i made 4 bucks!!!!!!!!!!

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    nikola said:

      one day jon fell over a rock and said ouch the next day jon and steve triped over a rock then the next day steve triped over the rock and said to the rock u were lucky jon was there i would of kicked ur ass.

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    nikola said:

      yo momma is so stupid she looks a t a bottle of mr clean and looked on the back there was a phone number she called it and she asked the operator may i speak to mr clean

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    nikola said:

      yo mommas glasses r so thick she looks a t a map and sees ppl waving.

      yo mommas tteeth r so spaced out it looks like her tounge is in jail

      yo mommas so old she got wrinkles on her eyes

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    hlllllll said:

      “SICK” u r full of shit

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    Torrell Durham said:

      yo momma 60 years old and she a freak that weres a tupa!!!!!

      i str8 seen yo momma behind wal mart doing head spins on cheeros boxs 4 quarters!!!!

      i str8 seen yo momma chasing tha bus with a t shirt on say get loose bitch!!!!

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    Rio Bell said:

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    menmybitch. said:

      your mamas so fat i took her to the beach and sold her for shade.
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    frank said:

      your mommas is so black she has to put on white gloves to eat chocalate

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    frank said:

      your momas is so poor she cant afford the dollar store wih a
      coupon

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    Superman said:

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so stupid she shoved a phone up her ass and said she is doing a booty call.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so shity when she gose on the highway they call her shitway.

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    Derek said:

      yo momma so fat she so fat!!!!

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    Jessica Jones said:

      Your momma so dumb shes a dumb hoe!!!!!

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    sexy baby said:

      yo momma so ugly the band her from the zoo

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    sexy baby said:

      yo momma so black and ugly she was confused with they thought she escaped out the gorilla exhibit

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    pimpin al said:

      yo momma’s so big she walked into my dads antique shop and he bought her gor 40$

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    kazzie said:

      ur mum !!!

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    Big Boy said:

      yo momma so fat and stupid a school bus drove by and she yelled ” STOP THAT TWINKIE”

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    asssssholeee said:

      why dont little nigglets play in the sandbox at the park???

      cuz cats try and cover them up

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    asssssholeee said:

      im not racist….

      u used to have a black brother till my daddy sold him

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    asssssholeee said:

      i meant till i sold him

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    asssssholeee said:

      what do you call a white guy in the middle of a black crowd??

      COACH

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    roger said:

      Ur momma so mathafukkin fat da bitch had 2 baptist in sea world

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    lololololololololololololol said:

      ur momma so stupid if ur reading this ur as stupid as hur

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    lololololololololololololol said:

      u suck

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mam is so old,she sat by jesus in the third grade

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid she sold a car for gas money

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so hairy, we made the movie gorilla in the mist in her shower

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so short when it rains shes last to know

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so fat, she needs the equater for a belt

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid,she locked herself in a bathroom and pissed herself

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so old,she went bowling with moses

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so fat,she was swimming in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid her computer said u got mail so she went outside and checked her mailbox

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so ugly,she makes mickeal jackson look good

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid,she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so poor,i asked her if i can go to the bathroom and she said pick a corner any

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so ugly,she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

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    zerosk8er said:

      your mothers ass is so hairy it looks like don kane is going to pop out and say free run of america

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    zerosk8er said:

      yo mama is so old her brestmilk is powder

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    yo said:

      yo momma so retarded she lived in the grocery store and died of starvation.
      ha ha ha

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    yo said:

      yo momma so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
      ha ha ha

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

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    yo momma is so said:

      yo momma is soooo fat she jumped up and got stuck in the air!!!

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    LA'MESHA...DA BADDEST said:

      if girls with big boobs work at hooters..where do girls with 1 legs & 1 eye???IHOP!!!!!!HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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    hiya said:

      your momma’s so fat when she wears yellow people shout “TAXI”

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    Jok3r said:

      Your momma iz so stupid when she went to the movies it said under 17 not permitted so she went home and got 16 of ha friendsz lmaO hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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