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Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Tweetthis couple are having sex and the husband stops and the wife says”whyed u stop?” he says “huny your vagina is to big she goes to the docter he gives her pills and says come back in a week she comes back he says i think these pills are makeing it bigger he tells her to xersize she goes home and wants to see how big it is so she stripes takes a handmirror and looks at it the husband ccomes in what r u doing i’m xersizeing well look out 4 the hole in the floor
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Tweetyo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball.
Tweetyo moma soooooooo stupid she had three friends come over
Tweetand they driving and ramped a brige and she did n`t jump out
because she a blond
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TweetYo Momma so fat the heavens couldn’t lift her!! hahaha!!
TweetHEY WAT UP????SHOUT OUT TO MY HOMEGURLZ N HOMEBOYS FROM H4L N HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HOMEGURL LISA N MY BABY WELL PEACE OUT N HAVE LOTS OF FUN WIT YOMOMMA IM BOUTZ TO GO TO MYSPACE!!!!!
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Tweetyo momma so ugly, she made yoda jelous
Tweetyo momma so fat, she invented lowrider
yo momma so ugly, when she tried out for da ugly contest they said she was to ugly
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Tweetyou momma is so big that when you climb on her your ears pop
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TweetYo momma so fat, she rolls up a mattress and uses it for a tampon…
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Tweethi these jokes SUCK dylans shooks ass hahaha
Tweetheyyyyy dis is tiffany and dylan shook and gary geeze dis chick wont stop erasing my stuff hahahaah
TweetKNOCK KNOCK
TweetWHOS THERE
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I KNO THATS CORNY BUT I HAD 2 PUT IT UP HERE
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TweetYO MOMMA IS SOOOOO FAT SHE IRONS HER CLOTHES ON M6 HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
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Tweettheirs a party in your mom’s mouth and we r all cumin
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TweetYOUR WEB SITE SUCKS BIG TIME
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Tweetyour mommas ass is hairy it looks like don king going to pop and say who layed america
Tweetyour mommas so old she knows jesus’s beeper number
Tweetone night a kid had to babysit for his family and he had a bunk bed and he was on the top and his brother was on the bottom the brother was up top telling his girl when you want to go harder say lettuce and when you want to change positions say tomatoe so she kept switching back and forth and the brother on the bottom bunk said can you please stop making sandwhichs your getting mayonaise all over me!!
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Tweetur mama is so fat when she takes a shit she dosnt use toilet paper to wipe her ass she uses blankets
yo momma is still so fat she made a new chramin commercial “cha cha cha wait wait CUT im to tierd plz break time”
Tweetok.. there was 3 guys nikola dragan and tony.there were 2 paths tony took the 2nd one and nikola and dragan took the the 1st one, then nikola and dragan saw a machein its said 2 $ for a blow so nikola put it in and told dragan mannnn that was fineee. then dragan tryed it and dragan came and said ur right man that was like ahhhh. then tony comes out of no where and said guys look i made 4 bucks!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetone day jon fell over a rock and said ouch the next day jon and steve triped over a rock then the next day steve triped over the rock and said to the rock u were lucky jon was there i would of kicked ur ass.
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she looks a t a bottle of mr clean and looked on the back there was a phone number she called it and she asked the operator may i speak to mr clean
Tweetyo mommas glasses r so thick she looks a t a map and sees ppl waving.
yo mommas tteeth r so spaced out it looks like her tounge is in jail
yo mommas so old she got wrinkles on her eyes
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Tweet“SICK” u r full of shit
Tweetyo momma 60 years old and she a freak that weres a tupa!!!!!
i str8 seen yo momma behind wal mart doing head spins on cheeros boxs 4 quarters!!!!
i str8 seen yo momma chasing tha bus with a t shirt on say get loose bitch!!!!
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Tweetyour mamas so fat i took her to the beach and sold her for shade.
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your mommas is so black she has to put on white gloves to eat chocalate
Tweetyour momas is so poor she cant afford the dollar store wih a
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Tweetyo mama is so stupid she shoved a phone up her ass and said she is doing a booty call.
Tweetyo mama is so shity when she gose on the highway they call her shitway.
Tweetyo momma so fat she so fat!!!!
TweetYour momma so dumb shes a dumb hoe!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so ugly the band her from the zoo
Tweetyo momma so black and ugly she was confused with they thought she escaped out the gorilla exhibit
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Tweetyo momma’s so big she walked into my dads antique shop and he bought her gor 40$
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Tweetyo momma so fat and stupid a school bus drove by and she yelled ” STOP THAT TWINKIE”
Tweetwhy dont little nigglets play in the sandbox at the park???
cuz cats try and cover them up
Tweetim not racist….
u used to have a black brother till my daddy sold him
Tweeti meant till i sold him
Tweetwhat do you call a white guy in the middle of a black crowd??
COACH
Tweetur momma so stupid if ur reading this ur as stupid as hur
Tweetu suck
Tweetyo mam is so old,she sat by jesus in the third grade
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she sold a car for gas money
Tweetyo mama is so hairy, we made the movie gorilla in the mist in her shower
Tweetyo mama is so short when it rains shes last to know
Tweetyo mama is so fat, she needs the equater for a belt
Tweetyo mama is so stupid,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken
Tweetyo mama is so stupid,she locked herself in a bathroom and pissed herself
Tweetyo mama is so old,she went bowling with moses
Tweetyo mama is so fat,she was swimming in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Tweetyo mama is so stupid her computer said u got mail so she went outside and checked her mailbox
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo mama is so ugly,she makes mickeal jackson look good
Tweetyo mama is so stupid,she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Tweetyo mama is so poor,i asked her if i can go to the bathroom and she said pick a corner any
Tweetyo mama is so ugly,she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetyour mothers ass is so hairy it looks like don kane is going to pop out and say free run of america
Tweetyo mama is so old her brestmilk is powder
Tweetyo momma so retarded she lived in the grocery store and died of starvation.
Tweetha ha ha
yo momma so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Tweetha ha ha
yo momma so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade.
Tweetyo momma is soooo fat she jumped up and got stuck in the air!!!
Tweetif girls with big boobs work at hooters..where do girls with 1 legs & 1 eye???IHOP!!!!!!HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Tweetyour momma’s so fat when she wears yellow people shout “TAXI”
TweetYour momma iz so stupid when she went to the movies it said under 17 not permitted so she went home and got 16 of ha friendsz lmaO hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Tweetyo mammas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Tweetyo mammas so stupid,ugly,and fat all at the same time!!!Hahahahahahah!!!
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she did not know she was a mamma.
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Tweetyo mumma is so old jesus calls her mother
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Tweetyo momma so fat when she jumped in the grand canyon she got stuk
Tweettheese jokes are shit
Tweetyo mama so old that when she walked into a museum they tried to make her a part of their gallery
Tweetyour mommas so ugly she looked in the mirrior and her reflection ducked…haha lol
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO POOR I WENT TO HER APARTMENT AND PUT OUT HER CIGGERATE AND SHE YELLED “HEY! WHO TURNED OFF MY HEATER!”
Tweetits not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog
TweetHE EAT CARROT LIKE A ALL UR MUMS
Tweetyo mama is so hairy that only language she speaks wookie
Tweetthis guy walks into a chines bar and the guy asked the bartender for a mellow yello the guy takes a drink and says this dose’nt taste right then the chinees bartender starts to sing”I chinees i go pee in your drink”!
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Tweetyo momma so stupid when they said can i take your order she said whats a order.yo momma so dumb when she played hopscotch the children said NO!’ YOUR GOING TO BRAKE THE GROUND! yo momma so crazy when she went to church the chour said whats this hobo doing in here.
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she looked out of the window the man said to be continued…!
TweetYO MOMMAS SO FAT AND UGLY WHEN EVER SHE GOES TO THE TOILET IT FLASHES ON ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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yo mama so tall when she triped over a rock she hit her head on the moon
TweetYo momma so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
TweetYour momma is so fat .. last time she saw 90210 it was on her weighing scales.. Ohhhhhh you want some cream for that burn ha
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Yo mamma’s so fat, we have to paint a line around her just to tell if she’s walkin’ or rollin’!
TweetYo mamma’s so fat I shot her and Crisco came out!
Tweetyo momma so dumb when she found a pennye she said “i’m rich”.
TweetYo momma so fat I took a pic of her when she was born and its still printing
Tweetyo momma so poor she cant even afford a penny
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought the game chubby checkers was for that fat people
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Elephants are fat
Yo mama is too
Roses are Red
TweetViolets are Black
Please, please tell me
Why yo mamas breath
smells like ass crack
Roses are Red
TweetLemons are Sour
Your mamas is gets biggger
hour after hour
Roses are Red
TweetLemons are Sour
Your mamas fat ass gets bigger
hour after hour
roses are red
Tweetviolets are blue the pit dog next door reminds me of u
these jokes are so effin lame
Tweetroses are red violets are blue ur so fat i can sit on u
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow people ask her for some butter
Tweetyo momma so fat she she has 3 butts located in her legs
Tweetyour moma so stupid i bought a razor phone an she said be carefull hunny dont cut ur self
Tweetyour momma soo fat she went as a twinky for holloween and ate her self
Tweetyo mammo so fat when she bent over i thought the earth plitted
Tweetyo mammo so fat she got arrested for hogging two lanes
Tweetyo momma so black when i so her everyone screamed out the darkness is coming
Tweetyo mamma so fat she cant even fall down
Tweetyo mamma so ugly people were wondering whens she taking off her mask
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Tweetyour momma so ugly she shit
Tweetyour mommas so old she has baking pouder for breast milk
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Tweetyo momma is soo fat she can take her jumper off and chuck it in the air and cover the hole in the ozone layer
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TweetYo momma so ugly she scares blind people
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling ball she gets fingered chugged in the gutter and she still comes back for more!
Tweetyo momma so fat she died
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she got pregnant and has your stupid a**
TweetYo mommaz so poor she has to eat her cereal wiv a fork to save milk
TweetYour Mommas so poor she was Drafted by the Detroit Lions
Tweetyo momma so stupid that when i told she was a box she entered a box
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she look in the mirrior the reflection ran away
Tweetyo mamma is so ghetto that when she breast feed koolaid come out!
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TweetAll men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by means of edge of night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the age to become aware of that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the time are threatening men, benefit of they may dissimulation on their dreams with unblocked eyes, to cause them possible.
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Tweetyo moma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out.
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Tweetyour mama so dumb i told her christmas was around the coner and she went looking
TweetYour momma so ugly that when she walked into McDonalds she made all the happy meals frown.
Tweetyo mama so dirty i was walkin wit her and sobody started shootin and i said hit the dirt and they all jumped on her
Tweetyo momma so stupid ………………………………. wait who was we talkin about
Tweetim sorry tony but that was not funny and u r not the next dave chapelle
Tweetroses ar red
Tweetlemons are sour
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she ows me an hour
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
TweetYo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Tweetyo mama is so fat not even Dora could explore her.
TweetBlonde Joke: The 2 blondes were driving in a car and the turnoff sign said disneyland left and they went home and started crying.
Tweetyo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo so ugly when yo mama dropped u off at school she got a ticket for littering
Tweetyo mommas so fat she jumped into the sea and the wales jumped up and said-we are family even thow your fatter than me. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tweetyo mommas so ugly her little girl said- mummy y r u so ugly and the mom said i am the prettyest girl in the world and she said right so wat happens next u tell me
Tweetyo momma so stupid the only word she nows is ham burger ham burger ham burger
Tweetyour mum is so fat she got on back of a bus and it pulled a wheeley
Tweetyou mamas so ugly not even bill gates can pay for her plastic surgery
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TweetYo mama so fat she thought B.E.T meant bacon eggs and toast
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT AHE FELL DOWN THE CHIMINEY AND SANTA SAID LETS HAVE MY POOP IS BIG FEED ME JUST KIDDING
TweetYO MAMAM SO STUPID I TOLD HER LOOK AT YOU AND SHE SAID MY BALLS ITCH
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Tweetyo momma is so fat that her blood type is ragu
Tweetyo momma is so dumb that she tried to put M n M’s in alphabetical order
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Tweetyo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test
TweetYo mama so dumb she take a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps
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Tweetyo mama so fat her waist size is the equater
Tweetyo dadda so mean he hung his wife upside down and put cake in her back pocket
Tweetyo momma so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch….yo momma so old she has a picture of jesus in her yaer book
Tweetyo momma so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch….yo momma so old she has a picture of jesus in her yaer book
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Tweetyo momma is so fat she was at the back of the taxi and the taxi was poping a weellii.
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, the last time I saw it is when I flushed it
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TweetI’m not easily impressed. . . but that’s imrpseisng me!
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Tweetyour momma is so stupid she would laugh at your guys yo momma jokes haha cause you guys are gay
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she would laugh at your guys yo momma jokes haha cause you guys are gay
Tweetyo moma is so fat she was eating dodo outtha toliet
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT DOROTHY AND TOTO THOUGHT IT WAS YELLOWBRICK ROAD LOL
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