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  1. 56
    tracking flights moscow said:
  2. 57
    nikola said:

      ur mama is so fat when she takes a shit she dosnt use toilet paper to wipe her ass she uses blankets

      yo momma is still so fat she made a new chramin commercial “cha cha cha wait wait CUT im to tierd plz break time”

  3. 58
    nikola said:

      ok.. there was 3 guys nikola dragan and tony.there were 2 paths tony took the 2nd one and nikola and dragan took the the 1st one, then nikola and dragan saw a machein its said 2 $ for a blow so nikola put it in and told dragan mannnn that was fineee. then dragan tryed it and dragan came and said ur right man that was like ahhhh. then tony comes out of no where and said guys look i made 4 bucks!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 59
    nikola said:

      one day jon fell over a rock and said ouch the next day jon and steve triped over a rock then the next day steve triped over the rock and said to the rock u were lucky jon was there i would of kicked ur ass.

  5. 60
    nikola said:

      yo momma is so stupid she looks a t a bottle of mr clean and looked on the back there was a phone number she called it and she asked the operator may i speak to mr clean

  6. 61
    nikola said:

      yo mommas glasses r so thick she looks a t a map and sees ppl waving.

      yo mommas tteeth r so spaced out it looks like her tounge is in jail

      yo mommas so old she got wrinkles on her eyes

  7. 62
    legal mp3 download of said:
  8. 63
    hlllllll said:

      “SICK” u r full of shit

  9. 64
    Torrell Durham said:

      yo momma 60 years old and she a freak that weres a tupa!!!!!

      i str8 seen yo momma behind wal mart doing head spins on cheeros boxs 4 quarters!!!!

      i str8 seen yo momma chasing tha bus with a t shirt on say get loose bitch!!!!

  10. 65
    Rio Bell said:
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    Rio Bell said:

      so, who all be on here? is thia a chatsite or sumthin?

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