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44 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Jokes for August 2012”



  1. Test's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she order big macs by the case.



  2. Red's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she dated fankenstien until he dumped her for being ugly.



  3. joe-joe's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly when she played mortal kombat scorpion said “stay over there”



  4. daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly my wife she ate goldfish and they didnt smile



  5. yo daddys mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so nasty she made a crime and the blueprint didn’t work



  6. yo daddys mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and she got skittles



  7. kingcash's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat and big, that the people in the bobershop lost sunlight 4 for days.



  8. LEGEND's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that when i walked thru the front door of her house i walked out the back.



  9. LEGEND's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she dances the Richter Scale reads 9.3



  10. LEGEND's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR



  11. LEGEND's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH



  12. LEGEND.'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN THE NEWSPAPER MADE AN ARTICLE ON HER SHE HAD HER PHOTO ON PAGE 5…6…7…8…9……..^^_



  13. kk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her skin fell off



  14. kk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her skin fell off



  15. Anonamis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when God said let there be light he told yo mama to move over



  16. Aden.....cory's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that even gold fish crackers didn’t smile back



  17. mason's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she left a ring awroud the ocean.



  18. Rynesha's Momma Joke:

    Williams



  19. Rynesha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth IS SO YELLOW SHE SPIT BUTTER



  20. Mfanelo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas teeth are so yellow when god sayed let there be light she opened her mouth



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a bus full of kids was a twinky



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat it took a gepes to get around her



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she step on a scale it said to be countied



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she thought the bus was a twinky delivery truck.



  28. Mama's Momma Joke:

    Fat



  29. Monster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is ulgy that she gives Freddie Kruger nightmares.



  30. Monster's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old that her social secutity number is 1.



  31. Testy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so cool, she spits ice cubes.



  32. king's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old she owes Jesus five dollars



  33. Stuff's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in Walmart and starved



  34. JOSE's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stuipid when twinkys when out of buisness she whened wild



  35. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breath stinks so bad it is kicking goals



  36. lala's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that the bus driver thout she was a rock



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so black she tried to turn the light on to make her self light



  38. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she walk in her house the hill floor shook people say it was a earthqauk



  39. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so slow the people say you can’t buy no car from her



  40. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so stupid she tried to build ah
    yo mom so stupid she tried to build a house she build a trangle



  41. defit's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she went to school they didnt even have history



  42. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so fat she orders 40pices chicken nuggets



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so black se need light to see her



  44. TTROY!!!#@$#%%$^%^'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that frankenstien fainted

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