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Yo momma is so stupid she made you
TweetYo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Tweethi ya every1xxx
TweetHEY DUMASSES! UR QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!
Tweetan u all suck! bitches!
TweetHere kitty kitty…
Tweetyeah….these joke are pretty funni but i hate the website…..
ByeBye now
TweetWhy don’t you like the site???
Tweetyour mommas so nasty, when i asked her what was for dinner one day, she jumped on the table, spread her legs and said crabs
TweetNasty, Eww (crabz)
Tweetyour mama is like homedepot 5 cents a screw
TweetHey again ppls! Who lives in San Ramon?
Tweetyour momma is such a fat pig that she beat santa’s ass and took his cookies and milk
TweetIt’s not a yo mama joke, but it’s funny
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The redhead then screams, “tornado!!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The blonde shouts, “fire!!”
yo mama like a glove, anyone can put there hand inside!
TweetA doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn’t help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you.”
“On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.
“Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.” The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. “I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, “You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us.”
“Well, all right”, the doctor said. “On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios… “
Tweetyo momma is so fat she saw a yellow school bus with a bunch of white kids and said stop that twinkie
TweetHIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldn’t find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldn’t spell pernicious.
Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside…
And of course you’re still lost.
TweetThat is funny and so is this.
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
TweetWhat is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?
They are too hard to peel!
What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know - it’s never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What’s a man’s idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote between his toes.
There are som male jokes for ya!
Tweetget it gurl!!
TweetJust for old times sake,I’m gonna post something.Not alot of good stuff has gone on here lately,new jokes are needed desperately…
TweetYo momma so stupid,she thought latex gloves were cow condoms…
TweetThat one was funny
TweetYo moma is so hungry she ate the popcorn garland off my christmas tree
TweetYo momma is so nasty she only showers when it rains
TweetYo moms so ugly she models for halloween masks
TweetEl propheta!!!!!!!!! Welcome back! Please STAY!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo mommas so ugly, she went into a haunted houz and came out w/ a job.
TweetYo mommas so fat, she went to the beach and all the whales stated singing”we r family……..even thou ur bigger than me”
Tweetyo mommas so fat wen she stepped on the scale, it said to b continued
Tweet*asked for help oops
Tweetyo mommas so stupid, she sold her car 4 gas money.
TweetThere was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn’t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, “The first one was a girl.”
The mother: “What did you name her?!?”
Brother: “Denise!”
The Mom: “Oh, wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”
Brother: “The second one was a boy.”
The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name him?”
Brother: “Denephew.”
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the father of twins.”
“What a coincidence!” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, “You, sir, are the father of triplets.”
“Wow, that’s really an incredible coincidence,” he answered. “I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.”
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
“Don’t tell me another coincidence?” asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, “I don’t believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”
After hearing this, everybody’s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, “Sir, are you all right?”
“Yes” says the man, “I’m o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store.”
TweetGood joke huh!
TweetOn her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES.”
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
TweetWhat’s in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.
TweetYO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WALK IN THE STEERT AND A BUS HIT HER SHE SAD STOP PUSHIN
TweetYO MOMMA SO CHEAP, SHE GAVE ME A FORK TO EAT CORN FLAKES TO SAVE MILK
TweetYO momma so stupid she tells yo momma jokes to you! XD
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she tells yo momma jokes to you.
Tweetyo momma so stupid i saw her peeking over a chain fence to see what was behind it. Btw im having a yo momma contest here. Say yes to join before friday. BTW yo momma so slow they used a sundial to measure how fast sge went
TweetYeah I no i is HILARIOUS!
TweetFAT ASS
Tweetyo momma so stupid she fell in a river and dehydrated to death
TweetA guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, “Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.”
TweetFaT BoUi! OMG! I do not approve of racim on MY WEBSITE!!!!!!!! So grow up or GET OFF! I have been named ruler of this site so I do command you to NEVER post ethnic jokes EVER again!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetOne of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
“She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back,” he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.
“She leaves her name,” was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
“How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.
“L-O-W C-E-L-L”
Another problem solved.
Tweetyo mumma is so dumb i saw her at the fair she had a pig i said whooooo lady where the hell did u get that and the pig said i won it in the two dollar raffel!!!
TweetDont take affence just a joke
2 gay guys meet in a bar
The 1st gay guy says do you want to go to my house and play a game?
The 2nd one says yeah sure I like games
So they are at his house and he says okay here is how this game is played
1st I am going to shove things up your a$$! and then your going to guess what it is? okay
The other guy says ill play but I think ive played it before
The guy shoves a mop up the other ones a$$! and the guy shouts MOP MOP
he says right lets try again
he shoves a broom up his A$$! the guy yells Broom BROOM
he says right again he goes a gets a ohhhh crap what is that thing by the toilet you use it to fix a clog
idk I forgot
TweetA Plunger!!!!! Are you blonde?
Tweetyo momma so hairy wen u woz born u got carpit burn.
Tweetur momma so fat after sex i roll over twice and i’m still on da bitch
TweetYo mamma so dumb she thought school was a career
TweetYo mamma is soooooooooooooo stupid she bought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!!!
Yo momma is sooooooooooooo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!!
Tweetu all suck. dont even come on here again. :-[
Tweetyo mama lost a game of hide an seek cuz i spotted her behind mount everest.suck it
Tweetyou know what dani gurl,
Tweetsuck it.
yo mamma is so ugly when she went to a mirror store all the mirrors broke
Tweetyo momma so white and fat she’s like spoiled milk white and chunky
Tweetbetter then yo mama jokes hu in your dreams.
Tweetyo mama is sooooooooooooo ugly,when she wobbles down the street, folks say, DAMN, its holloween already.
i forgot to tell you suuuuuuuuuuuuck Itttttttttttttttttttttttttt
TweetShorite’s mama so ugly that……..well i mean looking at him…..
Tweetsex kitten, yo momma is soooooooo fat when it rained she used a highway as a slipe in slide
Tweetsex kitten, yo momma is so bald she made mr clean jealuos!!!!!! suck it
Tweetjiminy you so old you used to gang bang with the flinstones.!!!suck it
Tweetdani girl yo momma is soo fat she sat on a gamecube and tured it into a gameboy.suck it
Tweetrasaki yo momma is soooo fat her logo is we are family,burgerking,mcdonolds. that goes to you sex kitten.suckit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetsex kitten you sooooo old you still owe moses a dollar. suck it!!!!!!!
Tweetsex kitten you soooooo fat you stepped on a scale and it said,to be continued. suckit!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma so poor she clicks ads for a living
Tweetyo momma so ugly damn she just uglt shit
Tweetyo momma so fat the definition of her name is obess
Tweetshortie’s ones r the best.
TweetYeah, im fkin ugly, im a hobo who collects money to go online in a shop. so? who cares? and im a lesbian, who wants some?
Tweetyo mama so stupid, her cerial bowl has her own life gaurd
Tweeti want u sex kitten all women r pretty in they own way
Tweetyo mama is so poor that when u ring her door bell u wil here the toilet flush
Tweetyo mama is so poor that she drives the peanut
Tweetshawtiee, thanks for enjoying my kick ass jokes.here is one for sex kitten, yo mama is so old she sat in front of jesus in first grade.!!!!!!!!!!!!suck it,sex kitten
Tweetif anyone wants to mess with me, bring it!
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blankrt over the ocean
Tweethey all.
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she sold the car to get gas money.
TweetYo momma so stupid she lost her keys in the lock
Tweetyo mommas so fat, we say these jokes about her.
Tweeti have to go. i’ll be back though.
Tweetyo mommas so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Tweetyo mommas so fat, she needs to wear 2 watches because she is in 2 different time zones.
Tweetyo mommas so fat, I need to take a bus, ship, plane, and a taxi to get on her good side.
Tweetyo mommas so fat, she can’t wear baby phat, she has to wear colosal phat.
Tweetyo momma so horny she walks by a cat and sai “mee-oww”
Tweetyo Mommys teeth so yellow i gave her a class of water and she turned it to
Tweetlemonade
Shortie,you need to find something new to say,cuz all of those jokes are way way WAY USED UP!!!All the ones you’ve posted and all the ones you “think” are new and original,are just internet jokes,played out,and SUCK!!!Get some new material,and stop using the internet….
Tweetyo momma so cheap, she uses condoms instead of baloons for your birthday!
Tweetwhat it do hoes yo momma is so old that when we told her to act her age and she died
Tweetyo mamma’s stomach is like a tire it just keeps on rollin and rollin and rollin
Tweetyo mmamma is so fat she asked to roll with the gangster and they sid sorry u already roll too much
Tweetyo mamma is so skinny you could grate cheese on her ribs
Tweetyo mamma hasnt had sex in so long she has cobwebs between her legs
Tweetbitches i got more and im only 13
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly shes belimic everytime she looks in the mirror she barfs
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
TweetYo momma is so fat when she puts on a red dress everyone yells out hey cool aid.
Tweetyo momma so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and said catch that twinky
Tweetyo momma so stuiped she brought spoon to the superbowl
Tweetyo momma so stuipd she put make-up on her head just to make up her mind
Tweetyo momma fat she put on a yellow and people said taxi.
Tweetyo momma so ugle she went to a ugle compution and the judges said sorry no perfinals
Tweetyo momma stupid she git she git hit by a parked car.
Tweetyo momma stuiped when the cops pulled her over they said we cought you red handed she said my hands are black
Tweetyo momma breath stinks so bad the only thing she can talk is shit
Tweetyo momma so stupied she is just stupied
Tweetyo momma so hairy she has affro on her tittys
Tweetyo momma so hairy you got carpetburn when you were born
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i said what r u doing she said moving
Tweetyo momma so stupid i saw watching a pipce of paper i asked what u r doing she said watching paper view
Tweetyo momma so fat she walked into a science center and one of the scientist said “look the second solar system!”
Tweetyo JR- yo momma so stupid she as soon as she saw light she thought she was walking into heaven!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she saw yellow snow ans thought it was an underground way to her house.
Tweetyo momma is fat
Tweetyour moms so fat when she walks her ass claps
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she dosen’t need the internet she’s got the whole world in her stomach.
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she dosen’t need the internet she’s got the whole world in her stomach.
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she dosen’t need the internet she’s got the whole world in her stomach.
Tweetyo mama is so fat her blood pressure is rock and roll!
TweetYO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE BUNGEE JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE IT CAME DOWN WITHE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo zed and ess da dons yo momma so gay she did your dad.
TweetTwo blondes were driving down the road.
TweetThe blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
TweetYo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
TweetYo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
TweetWhat’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
TweetNothing, they both leave children’s bedrooms with empty sacks!
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
Tweetyour mommas so your momma shes your momma
Tweetyo sister so stupid when the pe teacher said whip your feet she said i wihiped my ass!!
TweetWow. yo guys suck! Bye the way I didn’t post that thin. Sad ass shortie is so jealous of me he had to copy me. And sex dog f ya woant me than find me
Shorties mama is so redneck she’s yo mama, yo aunt, yo sister, yo cousin, and yo uncle!
Shorties mama so blond, If you blow in her ear, wind whisles out the other.
Tweetyo mama is like a toilet big,white,and smells like crap
Tweetyo mums such a prostitute when goes to the peterol station they pay she pumps
TweetThese jokes SUCK!!!!!!!!!!post good jokes or GET OFF!!!!!!!!!proclamation from ur queen!!!!!!
Tweetfreddy crugar got nightmares of ure mom
Tweetyo mamma’s just fat
Tweeta little boy and his mom were taking a bath and the boy asked his mom, “what is that?” she said, “that is my sponge.” then the boy said,”yeah, auntie has one to, i saw daddy cleaning his face with hers.”
TweetYo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me..”
Tweetyo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
yo momma so poor burgalars break in and leave money
yo momma so fat wen her beeper goes off people think shes bakin up
yo momma so ugly wen she entered a ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
yo momma soold her birth certificate says expired on it
yo momma so fat her waist size is equator
yo momma so old even jesus calls her mum
yo momma so stupid she studied for a drugs test
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Tweetbeat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetSik Man, they have ALREADY been beaten because each of those jucks have been posted like 4 times!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she went to the door when the microwave beeped
Tweetyo momma’s so fat i had to take a train bus 2 taxi’s and a fairy just to get on her good side
Tweetyour moma so dumb she went to cousins to find her family
Tweetyo momma so dark when she whet to dark school her teacher mark her absent
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl !
Tweetur mamma’s so stupid, i put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Tweetur mamma’s so stupid she got locked in a portable loo and peed herself
Tweetyo daddy’s is like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard. yo momma is stupid for marrying him
Tweetyo mamma’s swo ugly she looked out of the window and the cops arrested her x
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat she needs rubber rings to keep her socks upx
TweetiM BACK
Tweet2 Black guys are ridding in a car whos driving ………..A cop
Tweetdyle8
TweetYo mommas so fat her blood type is heniz!
Tweetis there any british chaps here?
hey some these yo momma jokes are note funny. they are the ones that are old now and i have already heard. i am the one that made half of them up. i like the one that i haven’t heard yet. i am laughing so so hard. i am laughing at the ones i haven’t heard yet. yo momma looks like santa clause on cocaine. lol.
Tweetyo momma so fat people jog around her for excersie
Tweetnina
yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
TweetYo moma is so fat , that you can draw the world map on her ….
TweetYo Momma IS so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon any can beeat that?
Tweetyo mama so stupind she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa
Tweetyo mama so fat when she told me her phone number i thought it was her wieght
Tweetyo mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyo mama so fat she dosnt need the computer shes already worldwide
Tweetyo momma so dirty when it rained on her every body thought it was a mud slide
TweetYo momma is so fat even bill gates cant pay for her liposuction
TweetYo momma is so stupid that she tried to blow out a light bulb
TweetYo momma so stupid that she went to britty spears for fashion advice
TweetYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she fart dust.
TweetYo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
TweetYo Mamma is so fat,
Tweetwhen she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”
ur mOmma’sz sO fat dah wen she went tO get a water bed
Tweetthey jus put a tarp Ove the Ocean…
hahahahaha
NOT…
ur mOmma’sz sO fat dat wen she went tO get a waterbed
Tweetthey jus put a tarp Ova da Ocean…hahahahahaha…NOT
ur mOmma is sO fat dat de Onlii thing dah’sz stOppin hurr
TweetfrOm gettin tO JENNY CRAIG is tha dOOrrr…hahahahahaha
yO mOmma’sz sO dumb dat wen she stuk a crO bar up her
Tweetass she sed “i gOt tha pOwer”…
yO mOmma’sz teef are sO yellOw dah wen she clOses her mOuf her
Tweetbelly start tO glOw…hahahaha
Sex Kitten I’m nearly back. Have been on vacation, srry
Tweetyo momma so fat she buys her bras at autozone.
TweetYo Mama is so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle.. complaining it was broken
Tweetyo mama is so wicked that when she gave birth to you she said”Godthis is jason youre giving me
Tweetyo ma,m
Tweetyo mama is so fat, a bus hit her and she said stop pushing me…………….
Tweetyur momma so fat that she had 2 wipe herr ass with the carpet!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so tall she did a backflip and hit jesus in the chin
Tweetyo mamma is so old i met her with the dinasours
Tweetim an old haggety bitch who needs to get a life
Tweetyou guys come up with good jokes, i use these to stump people. and no idea what the hell hit them.
Tweetsorry about the f word
Tweetyour momma is so dumb that she sat on the telly and watched the couch
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she can make up her mind
Tweetyour momma is so fat that she made a second solar system
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she write out a letter but she didn’t post it
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she write out a letter to god
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she can’t even spell her name right
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she plays with baby toys
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she sat on a seat an it broke
Tweetyour momma is so tall that she made a second heaven
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she went in front of a bank and thought it was a hole in the wall
Tweetyour momma is so stupid that she went to scholl and knew averything in the world
Tweetyour mamma is so ugly no one gose near her
Tweetyour mamma is just so fat she can not fit in the house
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Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to the doctors office, the doctor asked for her weight and when she gave it to him, he said, “I asked for ur weight! not ur phone number
yo momma so ugly, goldfish crackers won’t even smile at her
lol XD
Tweetyo momma so ugly she stuck her face in cookie dough and made monster cookies
TweetYou guys are really bad at telling jokes. REALLY BAD. Peace nookas.
TweetYo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
TweetMpho Rasivhetshele aka Oprah
Tweeti hate this damn site!!!
Tweetrose are red violets are gold get on ur knee’s and do wat ur told
Tweetyo momma is so fat we were playing hide and seek and i spotted her behind the himerlayers
Tweetadd meh on msn tony_sole24@hotmail.com
Tweetyo momma so fat i saw her kicking a can on the street and i said what is you doing and she said “moving”
Tweet..Yuurallgay
TweetUr Momma’s so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!!!
TweetUr Momma’s so stupid…..she’s stupid!!!
yo mama got big box head my son said i see a bus
Tweetyo mama so fat
Tweetyo dick head i love ur mom
Tweetyo mumma is so stupid she jumped ova the fence when the gate was wide open
Tweetwhat do u call an abo in a red car?? a jaffa lolz
Tweetyo momma is so fat wen she went to the beach the whales poped up and said “we are family even know your bigger than me” haha lol
Tweetgo fucc yourselves u slobs
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she put on a ski mask and jacked a free sample
Tweethey yall call me fo fone sexxxxxx betchz i make u cum
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish in water
Tweetthere once was a mijit that wanted to suicide and jumped of a sidewalk
TweetYOU MAMMA SO FAT 5 PEOPLE GO JOGGING AROUND HER FOR THE EXERSIZE
TweetYOU MAMMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE GOT DROPPED ON HER HEAD AT THE HOSPITAL THE DOCTOR SAID “GET THAT PIECE OF DOG POO OUT OF HERE
TweetHI IM SAMANTHA AND I GO TO PIERCE HAMMOCK ANYWAY
TweetI KNOW THIS BOY NAMED JUSTIN AND SINCE HE SAYS HES A REDNECK THEN REDNECKS DONT KNOW A NECK FROM THE COLOR RED AND HE DONT EVEN KNOW WAT A COLOR IS
your mommas so stupid she heard she was goin to die so she went to the store to get a pack of life savers
Tweetyour mamma so stupid she thouth a cheerio was a dounut
Tweetyour mamma is so poor she drew an x on a box and said hears your x-box 360 bitch
Tweetyour mamma so ugly she makes you look nice
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she sat on the t.v and watch the coutch
Tweeti got nothing bitches
Tweetyour momma’s so poor that when the kids asked whats for dinner she put up her feet and said corn.
TweetyO mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!!
Tweethey ’shortie’, yo mama is so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application!
Tweethey bitch ’shortie’, yo mama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges said ”wo wo wo , no pro’s
Tweetyo momma so fat when she walked outside w/ a yellow raincoat on kids yelled, “BUS IS HERE!!!!!!”
TweetYo momma so stupid she strarved to death in a grocery store
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped in the atlantic ocean and caused a tsunami
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she gave the doctor her weight he said, i asked you for your weight not your social security number
Tweetyo mama so fat she dressed up in yellow jumped out of the plane and people said “the sun is falling”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.
Tweet? yo mommas so blonde she walks in2 a lampost nd ses sorri lol
Tweetxxxxxxx ?
in the movie independance day, that wasnt the aliens that blew up washington D.C., it was your mom sneezing!
Tweetyo mommas so fat, shes half in texas half in europe
Tweetyo mama so fat she had on a pair of bvd’s and when she bent over it spelt boulevard
Tweetyo mama got one leg and she said if a bitch with no tittes can work at hooters she could work at ihop
TweetYOU MAMA SO WHITE AND STUPID THAT WHEN SHE WALKED OUTSIDE EVERYBODY STARTED SCREAMING “GHOST” AND SHE SAID WHERE!?!?!?
TweetTHIS IS A OK WEBSITE
Tweetyour momma so stupid i told her it was chilly out side and she went and grabbed a bowl and a spoon
Tweetyour momma is so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on the bitch
Tweetyour momma so poor the rats go to eat at the neighbors house
Tweetyour momma so fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way
Tweetyour momma so fat she has to brush her teath with a horse brush
Tweetyour momma so stupid that on her death will she reqursted to go to 7th heaven
Tweetyour momma so stupid she drown watching dawsons creek
Tweetyour momma so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Tweetyour momma so fat and ugly the only job she could get was at flabbercrombie and witch
Tweetyour momma so fat and dumb she sat on the truck and said wheres the handle bars
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when she tried to enter an ugle contest they said’’sorry no pro’s allowed
Tweetyo moma is so fat that when so wore a red rain coat everybody that saw her said ” HAY Koooliad”
Tweetyo moma is so dum she traded a notebook for a pencil
Tweetyo moma is so fat that the only way to get around her is at take jet to the other side
Tweetyo moma is so stupid that she went to mcdonalds to go on a diet
Tweetyo moma is so fat that that her jeans are made by hummer
Tweetu so gay that you have sleepoverrs every night
Tweetyo moma is so stupid that when she was robbing a dimond store al she took was a dollar to buy candy
Tweetyo moma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it showed the infinity sign
Tweethey coonor bitch i got a hole book of them and i m 11 so suck ittttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat, she is Stoopid
TweetHo
Tweetyour momma so fat when she was floating in outerspace NASA found her and claimed her a new planet she was the biggest planet ever. They named it el lardi
Tweetyo momma is so teeth are so yellow it looks like she got the greenbay pakers on them
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she bought a yellow dress she walked out side with it on people stard to sing you are my sunshine you make me happy when clouds are gray.
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when she looked out side she got arested for mooning.
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she bought a yellow dress she walked out side and a guy said what the hell is the sun doing h
Tweetme and yo momma likes rock and roll i rock her world then roll her fat ass over
Tweetyo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.
TweetYo Sex Kitten I’m back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At last.
Sorry I have not posted in a while but our family had to move some where. Yo danny gurl and el propheta whats up.
TweetWhat’s with this new random gay crap font and page writting
TweetYo momma’s so fat and hairy, she shaves her beard with whipped cream
TweetYo momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
Tweetyo mamma so fat she needs a map to find her butt
Tweetyo momma so fat, every time she takes a step, all the bombs in iraq explode LOL
TweetYo momma so big when she was trying 2 have sex the man was sticking his dick in her bellybutton
Tweetyo mama so stupid i taught her da runnin man and i havent seen dat bitch since
TweetYo momma so poor she needs dicount coupons for ketchup packets.
Tweetyo mama so nasty she just like a football player, don’t change her pads for three periods!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma is so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
TweetThis isn’t a yo momma joke but its funny and true. “Why be a man when you can be a success?”
TweetThere was a mom and he had three kids in her stomach but she got shot one day three times and each of the three kids had a bullet in their stomach there was a boy and 2 girls, and one day after the 3 kids were born and in school already one of the little girls came home and said “mommy mommy guess what happened today”? and the mom said what and the girl said i peed the bullet out. The next day the other little girl came home and said “mommy mommy guess wat happened to me today “and the mom said what and the little girl said i peed the bullet out and the mom was happy. The next day the little boy came home and said to his mom “mommy mommy guess wat happened to me today “??? and the mom said “i know you peed the bullet out ” and the boy said no i shot the cat! lol
TweetLOL! Hey Kevin nice joke. I’m new to this site, just found out about it today and I love it.
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
TweetYo mamma is so stupid when she heard it was chili outside she brought a bowl.
Tweetyour mama was so fat when a bus drove by she said,”Stop that twiki.”"
TweetYp mamma is so stupid that she brang a spoon to the super bowl
TweetYo momma like chinese food:sweet,sour,and cheap!!!!!!
Tweetyou momma so short,she has to slam dunk her bus fare
TweetYour momma soo fat she was walking down the road with a yellowish orange rain jacket on and an old woman yelled taxi!!:)))
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirroir and had a stroke!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat wen she went to the beach the whales sang we are family
Tweetif u r readin this then i hope you die of cancer
Tweetyo mama so fat she 8 burger king
Tweetyo mama stupide she waiting 4 a stop sign 2 say go
Tweetur momma is sooooooo dirty when i was taking a crap i look down and saw her skidding dipping
Tweetyo momma so old she has wrinkels on her wrinkels
yo momma is so fat when she fell it looked like she was still standing
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she fell on her knee she said oww my left elbow is hurting. BITCHES. PEACE. I OWN ALL OF YOU.
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT AN XBOX GAME AND TRIED TO PLAY IT IN A PS3
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WANTED TO GO ON A BOAT RIDE THE CAPTIN OF THE BOAT SAID SORRY WE DON’T TAKE THAT MUCH W8
Tweetyour mama so stupid she stuck a batterie up her but and said i got the powwer.
Tweetyo mama’s so ugly, i hang her picture in my car so my radio doesnt get stolen
Tweetyo momma so fat that she got cingular wireless tattoed on her stomach cuz she had roll-over minutes
Tweethow do you make a blonde laugh on staurday?
Tweetyou tell her a joke on tuesday
yo momma so poor i walked into her house asked to go to the bathroom and she said go ahead pick a corner!
Tweetyo momma so dumb i told her it was chilly outside and went and got a bowl.
Tweetam gunna bum all ure mums
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she laughed at this retarded joke
TweetYo momma so dumb she yo momma
TweetYo moma so fat she went on scale, scale said to be continued!! lol
Tweeti love yo mama
TweetYo Momma so stupid she tripped over an ant then tried to re-vive it and chocked
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN I TOLD HER IT WAS CHRISTMAS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THANKSGIVING AND WENT TO GO BUY A TURKEY
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she looked at maducea & maducea turnt to stone
Tweeti’m just A 9 YEAR OLD Bitches suck it
Tweethave u goten dis joke yo momma is so fat that she saw a yellow bus with white kids n said stop that twinkie !!! lol another one ok yo momma is so stupid she was trying 2 put m&ms in abc order lol ok
TweetYo mamma is like jeopardy everyone gets a turn
Yo mamma’s breast milk is like powedr she has to breast feed like this( put hand on mouth and blow)
TweetYo mama is so old, someone told her to act her age, and she died.
TweetLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
respect to doctor brown.
Your momma so Fat she when she bent over the street cops busted her for selling crack
Tweetyo momma is os stuped she stuck a bardary up her but and sead i have the power
TweetMAVERICK IS SO FAT HE GOT ON A BUNJEE JUMP AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL 2007
Tweetjustins is so ugly once he had a baby with the computer it came out laptops justins my freind he is cool and popular and im gay sighned maverick tanoh
TweetIm so gay i wear my pants above my waist and i have glasses in my house yeaaa im so gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Tweetyo mama is so skinny that when she ate a skittle she thought she was prenant
Tweetyour momma so fat she makes you look hot
Tweetbumblebee
yo mama so hairy when she open her legs its says “welcome to jerastics zoo”
Tweetyour mom so fat she trip over a cordless phone
TweetYo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it!
Tweetyo mommas so stupid that when she was on her way to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said ” Disney Land… left” so she turned around and went home.
Tweetyo mommas so fat every time she turns aroun she’s in a new state. oregon..idaho.. california..washington…………………………………. ya LIL WAYNE’S THE SHIT.
TweetSHUT UP UR FAT AND UGLY!!
ONLY PLAYAS FROM WASHINGTON KNOW HOW TO POST MOMMA JOKES……BUTHOLE 69
Tweetyo momma’s like pizza hut gather round the good stuff
Tweetyo mommas like wendys eat great even late!!!!!
TweetYo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out
TweetYo mama so short she jumped of a curb and commited scuicide
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she stuck her head in the window and got arrested for mooning
TweetYo mama is so fat she had to go to seaworld to get babtized
TweetHey all you guys above take this
TweetDoing yo mom is a sin but every time were finish I say thankyou come again
sticks and stones I brake my bones especialy when your mom gets on board
TweetYo momma so fat that she speaks wookie!
TweetA blond, brunette and a redhead r walking and they see some tracks.
The redhead says that they r human tracks,
The brunette says that they r dog tracks,
The blond says that they r deer tracks.
They all hear a horn and they die.
TweetIn heaven they realized that the tracks were train tracks.
thats sooooo funny…lolz…
Tweetyour momma is so skinny she can shred cheese with her ribbs
Tweetyour momma is stupid that she saw a bus full of white kids she said “hey stop that twinkie
Tweetyo mom gay
Tweethhh
Tweetyo momma like a hockey team she changes hers pad every 3 periods
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she went toilet she pissed all over her belly
Tweetretard in lane 3
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought god was the devil.
Tweetyo momma has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
yo momma so hairy she has dreadlocks growing out of her VAGINA
TweetCinderella Wishes
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: ‘Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?’
The Fairy Godmother replied: ‘Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?’
Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish. ‘I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.’ Instantly her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned.
Cinderella said ‘Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!’ The Fairy Godmother replied ‘It is the least I can do. What is your second wish?’ Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said: ‘I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again.’
At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother spoke again: ‘You have one more wish, what shall you have?’
Cinderella looked over to Alan, who was now quivering in the corner with fear. ‘I wish you to transform my old cat, Alan, into a beautiful and handsome young man.’ Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biologicial make up, that when he stoof before her, he was a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother said: ‘Congratulations Cinderella! Enjoy your new life.’ With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his muscular arms.
He leant close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, ‘I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don’t you?’
Tweetyo mama so fat it aint funny
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she bought super spoon to the super bowl
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Tweetyo mama is so high on drugs wen she saw a crack in the pavement she tried to smoke it
Tweetyo momma so ugly she hangs her picutre in the car
Tweetto scare away bugluars
yo momma so harry the only language she speaks is wookey
TweetI got this!
Tweetyour mommas so ugly she went to a strip joint and they payed her to keep her clothes on
Tweetyo mama is like big lots….5 cents a screw
Tweetyo mama is so stupid on the internet she posted a bulletin saying how do you spell supercalafraglisticexpealadoshus
Tweetif you want to get freaked out do this go to your bathroom and then turn out the light do it at night and turn around in circles with your eyes closed and then say bloody Marie 3 times and turn on the lights. it might hurt.
Tweetthese jokes are so funkin funny that yo momma fell it
Tweetyo mama is so stupib she couldn`t even alphabatise mnm`s
Tweetyo momma so old she smoked pot wit moses
Tweetyo momma so white she made akon look white
Tweetyo momma so short she cant even go on da baby rides
Tweetyo momma so short she drowned in da baby pool
Tweetyo momma so fat she wore a purple dress to a party and they said ” yayyy barney arrived”
Tweetyo momma so fat she wore a purple dress to a party and they said ” yayyy barney arrived
TweetYo mama got a toe on her knee and they call her tony
Tweetur moms lover u retard, wookies are not fat for one, and to the joke is… Yo momma’s so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie *chewbacca sound*
Tweetyo momma is so poor your friend asked to use to bathroom and she said pick a corner
Tweetyo momma is so poor she asked a bum for money and he said get a job
Tweetyo momma is like a mc donalds cup she can alway be refilled
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she tried drowning a fish
Tweetyo mama’s like a brick made by americans, laid by mexicans
yo mama’s like a lemonade stand, 10 cents a squeeze
yo mama’s so fat that when she jump for joy…she got stuck
yo mama’s like a bowling ball..she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and still comes back for moree
Tweetyo mamma is so black when she went to night school they counted her absent
Tweetyo momma i like pie
Tweetyo mum i like pie
Tweeti suck poo
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BIG MOMMAS HOUSE YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WUZ YELIN ON DA MAIL ND I S3D “WUT U DUIN” SHE TOLD ME SENDIN A VOICEMAIL
TweetYO MOMMA SO OLD SH3 FART DUST ND SHIT WOOD
TweetYo mamma’s so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Tweeti fly like a buterfly sting like a bee i did your mom so hard now it hurts when i pee
Tweetyo momma is so nasty she had to eat two pounds of dog crap from the front yard.
TweetYo momma so ugly she made a onion cry
TweetYo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry
TweetNjballa
TweetYa’ll all need to tell yo momma’s to quit calling my brother! it is sooooo annoying and im telling you…….my brother doesn’t like crabs and lobsters!
TweetCAN ANYONE COME UP WITH NEW JOKES?!?
TweetGOODNESS GRACIOUS YA’LL ALL SUCK BIG FAT
MONKEY NUTS!THIS IS REDICULOUS…..IM OUT!
yo mommas friends are so black,when the went in the jacuzzi every1 thought it was coco puffs
Tweetwhat do u call a mexican rolled in sand????
a churro!!!
Tweetyo mommas so stupid, when her mexican frend was getting baptized she said BEAN DIP!!
Tweetyo momma so ghetto,when she breast feed, kool aid comes out
Tweetyo momma so stupid,when she seen a blak guy with an afro she thought it was a microphone
Tweetyo momma is so asian,she uses floss as a blindfold
Tweetyo momas so fat,shes fat
Tweetif your an american when ur out a porta potty,what are you when ur inside 1???
a european!!! get it ur-a-peeein
Tweetyo mooma so stupid,when judge judy said “order” ur mom said “fries and a shake please”
Tweetyo mommas so ghetto,she thought a sling shot was a faster way to swallow your food
Tweetget some new jokes already you are all copying the same thing
TweetYO MAMAZ SO UGLY.ITS LYK SHE HIRED IT.
TweetDIS ONEZ GUD HEY,HPE U GONA LAF.UR MAMAZ SO UGLY.SHE LOOKS LIKE AN UNSOLVED PUZZLE.
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she cheated off jonny bravos test
Tweeti’ve known your momma my whole life but i haven’t seen half of her yet
Tweetyo mama so ugly that they never let her in pimp my face
Tweetyo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean , titanic jumped out.
Tweetyo mama so stupid that she tried drowning a fish!!!
Tweetyo momma got such yellow teeth that people thought it was white.
Tweetyo momma so fat that jesus couldnt lift her spirit…….she is so fat that the people had to make 5 graves
Tweetyour mum’s so stupid, she unlocked the car, started the engine and used the carphone to ring a taxi
Tweetyo momma so fat it said her phone nunber 18009999999999999
Tweetyour moma is so old her socil secarity # is 0000000001
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she stepet on the mscale and it said her phoe number 1800954679
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid we told her we wereoing to see a movie called juice she brought a cup
TweetYour momma is such a momma that shes a momma!!!
Tweetid b ur father but the monkey in front of me forgot 2 use a condom
Tweettell yo momma to stop wearing different colored lipstick…my dick looks like a rainbow
Tweetyo mama is so fat she has pictures of food in her walet
Tweetyo mama’s so dumb she thougt taco bell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyour momma so stupid she found a dot on the wall and then poked it with a needle and said poke a dot
Tweetyo momma is so black when she went outside she made a blackout.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she turned around it was her birthday.
TweetYo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said “To Be Continued”.
TweetyO MOMMA’S SO STUPID THAT SHE THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS A GIRL.
Tweetyour momma so fat she put on a yellow jacket with a h on it the helicopters keep landen on her
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she read a bible thinkin dat its a mats book
Tweetyour momma is so fat wen she had a baby instead of the baby crying it was screaming no way out
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she fell up the stairs.
your momma is so stupid she got hit wit a parked car
yaeeeeeeee
Tweetthis is for adam walsh only.>,</?;:’@#~]}[{=+-_)(*&^%$£”!
adam your ma is so small i seen her doin push ups on my lollypop stick
Tweetyour ma is so stupid she got locked in a supermall and starved herself
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she went to the bathroom the toilet started singing a b c d e f g get you fat ass off of me
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she went to wal mart she lowered all the prices
Tweetyour mum is so old jesus signed her year book
Tweetyo momma so fat she uses a airplane for a vibrater
Tweetyo momma so but sooo fat when the toys saw her they went up up up and away
Tweetyo momma’s pants are so tight i knew she was gonna fart ten minutes ago
Tweetyo momma is so lesbian michael jackson wouldn’t rape her
Tweetyo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she went to the beach the whales startin singing “We Are Family”.
TweetYo momma is so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet.
your momma is so fat, she uses bacon-flavoured lip gloss.
your mom is so fat, she got hired as a TV Projection Screen at panasonic
Tweetsam is so fat when he went to the beach people yelled “free whiley”
Tweetyo momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kick god
Tweetyo momma so fat when she stepped on a crack she split the earth
Tweetthat’s hilarius
Tweetyo momma so nasty she infecyed the vibrator
Tweetyo momma so fat i tokk a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she is the joke
Tweetsome of my friends always say that the only words preppy girls know are ” stop, no and dont” but they got them mixed up, cause they always tell me “no don’t stop!!!”
TweetYo Mommas Ass Is So Hairy
TweetWhen She ent To Go Bend Down
King Kong Popped Out And Said Raaaaaaaa
yo momma is so poor that she eats cerial with a fork to save milk
Tweetall ya nigers suck my balls and shut the hell up
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on the bible and jesus poped out.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she robbed mcdonalds and hid behind the police car.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought dickies were cndems for kids.
Tweetwhy do they make glow in the dark condems? so gay guys can play starwars.
Tweetgman you need to pis off and shut the hell up.
Tweetgman I waz kiddin.
TweetYo Mammas so fat so walked outside in a red dress a a kid screamed hey the kool-aid man
Tweetyo mommas so fat her blood type is infinite
Tweetyour momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyour momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Tweetyour momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo momma is so fat she doesn’t need to use the internt because she’s already worldwide
Tweetyo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Tweetyour mother is so fat she couldint even hide behide the sun ohh you can suck some of this
Tweetgreg your mother is so poor that she asked a roach for money ohh yahh you can suck on something long and salty
Tweetyour mamma is like a pack of ciggarettes i have her every day and shes killing me
float like a butterflie sting like a bee i slept wit your mamma now it hurt when i pee
Tweetyo momma like a gas station . . . . .PAY BEFORE U PUMP
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she tried to steal a free sample
TweetYall mama jaws so strong she can blow a bubble through a now-a-later
TweetYo momma’s so fat i had to take two buses and a train to get on the bitch’s good side!
TweetYo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Tweetyo mamma so fat she needs a map to find her ass
Tweetjeff dez a rel cold joke
Tweetyo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Tweetsex kitten i am you king and night boy toy
Tweetyour momma so fat she was hungry for rocks
Tweetyour momma so fat she sits on a chair
Tweetyour momma so fat shes fat oooooo solid putang ina
Tweetyo moma so fat she cant take pictures she take posters
Tweetyo mama so ugly that on halloween her trick was the treat
Tweetyo mama so fat that she had to use mexico the whole country as a tanning bed
TweetSolja Boy is a big N.
TweetYo mama so fat she shows up on radar
TweetYo mama so old she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
TweetYo mama so fat when she tries to get up she rocks herself back to sleep
TweetYo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
TweetAll ur jokes are all simple and classic, step it up.
Tweetyo momma so dumb she was throwing money down a drain a guy walks up and says what are you doing she said im paying my rent
Tweetyo momma so bad at seing there was a old ladie with dark short hair and your mom mistook her for a guy
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sleeps on the bed you cant see it anymore and 5 minutes later it breaks but she so fat she didnt feel it
Tweetyo momma so dim wited wait she dont even have enough brains to be a dim wit
Tweetyo momma so dumb she dont know what [COOL]means and she says thankyou fo it
cool means
constipated,overrated,out of sight,loser
TweetYo momma is so blonde instead of pressing the backspace button she put white ink all over the screen.
TweetYo momma is so fat that whenever she sees anything yellow pass by she says where you going with my twinkie!
TweetYo Momma is so stupid she went to a “Clippers” game trying to get a haircut.
TweetYo Momma is so stupid she went to a football game and said i want my “QUARTER BACK”.
Tweetyo mama so harry she speak wulkei dldldldldldld
like chubaka
Tweetyo mama so harry she speak wulkei dldldldldldld
like chubaka
Tweetyo momma is ugly!!! =D
Tweetyo momma so gay when she eat fruity peebles she got colorful
Tweetyo moma is one ugly bitch
Tweetyo mamma is one ugly bitch and she got saggy titiss
Tweetyo mamma is one ugly bitch and she got saggy titiss
Tweetyo mom is a ugly ass skank her tits look like soogy fruity peebles
Tweetyo mama is a bert nugget bitch with a rubber dildo in her ass
Tweetyo mama is a bert nugget bitch with a rubber dildo in her ass and i comed in her ears and and got bluddy come pimpoles
Tweetyo mama is a bert nugget bitch with a rubber dildo in her ass and i comed in her ears and and got bluddy come pimpoles
TweetYo Mamma So Dirty When I Came Over For Dinner & Asked What Am I Eating, She spread open her legs and sayed “KRABS”!!!
Tweetyo momma is so poor i asked her to use the bathroom and she said pick a corner
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Tweetyo mama so poor that when she tripped out the front door she tripped out the back
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