It’s not a yo mama joke, but it’s funny
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The redhead then screams, “tornado!!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The blonde shouts, “fire!!”
yo mama like a glove, anyone can put there hand inside!
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn’t help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you.”
“On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.
“Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.” The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. “I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, “You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us.”
“Well, all right”, the doctor said. “On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios… “
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn’t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, “The first one was a girl.”
The mother: “What did you name her?!?”
Brother: “Denise!”
The Mom: “Oh, wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”
Brother: “The second one was a boy.”
The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name him?”
Brother: “Denephew.”
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the father of twins.”
“What a coincidence!” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, “You, sir, are the father of triplets.”
“Wow, that’s really an incredible coincidence,” he answered. “I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.”
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
“Don’t tell me another coincidence?” asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, “I don’t believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”
After hearing this, everybody’s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, “Sir, are you all right?”
“Yes” says the man, “I’m o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store.”
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.
yo momma so stupid i saw her peeking over a chain fence to see what was behind it. Btw im having a yo momma contest here. Say yes to join before friday. BTW yo momma so slow they used a sundial to measure how fast sge went
FaT BoUi! OMG! I do not approve of racim on MY WEBSITE!!!!!!!! So grow up or GET OFF! I have been named ruler of this site so I do command you to NEVER post ethnic jokes EVER again!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
“She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back,” he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.
“She leaves her name,” was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
“How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.
yo mumma is so dumb i saw her at the fair she had a pig i said whooooo lady where the hell did u get that and the pig said i won it in the two dollar raffel!!!
The 1st gay guy says do you want to go to my house and play a game?
The 2nd one says yeah sure I like games
So they are at his house and he says okay here is how this game is played
1st I am going to shove things up your a$$! and then your going to guess what it is? okay
The other guy says ill play but I think ive played it before
The guy shoves a mop up the other ones a$$! and the guy shouts MOP MOP
he says right lets try again
he shoves a broom up his A$$! the guy yells Broom BROOM
he says right again he goes a gets a ohhhh crap what is that thing by the toilet you use it to fix a clog
shawtiee, thanks for enjoying my kick ass jokes.here is one for sex kitten, yo mama is so old she sat in front of jesus in first grade.!!!!!!!!!!!!suck it,sex kitten
Shortie,you need to find something new to say,cuz all of those jokes are way way WAY USED UP!!!All the ones you’ve posted and all the ones you “think” are new and original,are just internet jokes,played out,and SUCK!!!Get some new material,and stop using the internet….
el propheta del aztec ampire, Ladies told me you aint doin it the playa way, i herd you’r geting ladies off of layaway.suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
derk and jw give us an ashtrey, oh i forgot you haven’t got any so we’ll use your mama’s pussy.
and don’t try messing with us da dons, yo mama hasen’tgot a pussy instead she uses a permenant marker!
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
a little boy and his mom were taking a bath and the boy asked his mom, “what is that?” she said, “that is my sponge.” then the boy said,”yeah, auntie has one to, i saw daddy cleaning his face with hers.”
hey some these yo momma jokes are note funny. they are the ones that are old now and i have already heard. i am the one that made half of them up. i like the one that i haven’t heard yet. i am laughing so so hard. i am laughing at the ones i haven’t heard yet. yo momma looks like santa clause on cocaine. lol.
yur mommaaa suxxx bitch yu luk lyk ur momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohohohohohohohohohh she a hoeee!!!
Posted: December 1st, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid she made you
Posted: December 1st, 2007
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Posted: December 1st, 2007
hi ya every1xxx
Posted: December 1st, 2007
HEY DUMASSES! UR QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!
Posted: December 1st, 2007
an u all suck! bitches!
Posted: December 2nd, 2007
Here kitty kitty…
Posted: December 2nd, 2007
yeah….these joke are pretty funni but i hate the website…..
ByeBye now
Posted: December 2nd, 2007
Why don’t you like the site???
Posted: December 2nd, 2007
your mommas so nasty, when i asked her what was for dinner one day, she jumped on the table, spread her legs and said crabs
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
Nasty, Eww (crabz)
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
your mama is like homedepot 5 cents a screw
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
Hey again ppls! Who lives in San Ramon?
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
your momma is such a fat pig that she beat santa’s ass and took his cookies and milk
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
It’s not a yo mama joke, but it’s funny
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “earthquake!!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The redhead then screams, “tornado!!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The blonde shouts, “fire!!”
yo mama like a glove, anyone can put there hand inside!
Posted: December 3rd, 2007
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but alw ays promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn’t help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests. Finally, he concluded, “Yes, I am happy to say that I can help you.”
“On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.
“Then next, ma’am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.” The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. “I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help.”
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, “You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please, help us.”
“Well, all right”, the doctor said. “On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios… “
Posted: December 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she saw a yellow school bus with a bunch of white kids and said stop that twinkie
Posted: December 4th, 2007
HIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldn’t find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldn’t spell pernicious.
Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside…
And of course you’re still lost.
Posted: December 4th, 2007
That is funny and so is this.
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
Posted: December 4th, 2007
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?
They are too hard to peel!
What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know - it’s never happened.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
What’s a man’s idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote between his toes.
There are som male jokes for ya!
Posted: December 4th, 2007
get it gurl!!
Posted: December 4th, 2007
Just for old times sake,I’m gonna post something.Not alot of good stuff has gone on here lately,new jokes are needed desperately…
Posted: December 4th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid,she thought latex gloves were cow condoms…
Posted: December 4th, 2007
That one was funny
Posted: December 4th, 2007
Yo moma is so hungry she ate the popcorn garland off my christmas tree
Posted: December 4th, 2007
Yo momma is so nasty she only showers when it rains
Posted: December 4th, 2007
Yo moms so ugly she models for halloween masks
Posted: December 5th, 2007
El propheta!!!!!!!!! Welcome back! Please STAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly, she went into a haunted houz and came out w/ a job.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat, she went to the beach and all the whales stated singing”we r family……..even thou ur bigger than me”
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo mommas so fat wen she stepped on the scale, it said to b continued
Posted: December 5th, 2007
*asked for help oops
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid, she sold her car 4 gas money.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn’t a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid.
When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, “The first one was a girl.”
The mother: “What did you name her?!?”
Brother: “Denise!”
The Mom: “Oh, wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”
Brother: “The second one was a boy.”
The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name him?”
Brother: “Denephew.”
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the father of twins.”
“What a coincidence!” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, “You, sir, are the father of triplets.”
“Wow, that’s really an incredible coincidence,” he answered. “I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.”
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
“Don’t tell me another coincidence?” asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, “I don’t believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”
After hearing this, everybody’s attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, “Sir, are you all right?”
“Yes” says the man, “I’m o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store.”
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Good joke huh!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES.”
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
What’s in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WALK IN THE STEERT AND A BUS HIT HER SHE SAD STOP PUSHIN
Posted: December 5th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO CHEAP, SHE GAVE ME A FORK TO EAT CORN FLAKES TO SAVE MILK
Posted: December 5th, 2007
YO momma so stupid she tells yo momma jokes to you! XD
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid, she tells yo momma jokes to you.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid i saw her peeking over a chain fence to see what was behind it. Btw im having a yo momma contest here. Say yes to join before friday. BTW yo momma so slow they used a sundial to measure how fast sge went
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Yo mama pussy so huge, yo daddy got lost in it.
yo daddy dick so small, yo mama couldn fit a cherrio on it!
yo daddy’ dick so LLL OOOOOO NNNNNN GGGGGGG (long) he put in yo mama’s pussy an’ it came out her mouth.
Posted: December 5th, 2007
Yeah I no i is HILARIOUS!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
FAT ASS
Posted: December 5th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she fell in a river and dehydrated to death
Posted: December 5th, 2007
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, “Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers.”
Posted: December 5th, 2007
FaT BoUi! OMG! I do not approve of racim on MY WEBSITE!!!!!!!! So grow up or GET OFF! I have been named ruler of this site so I do command you to NEVER post ethnic jokes EVER again!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 5th, 2007
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
“She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back,” he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.
“She leaves her name,” was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
“How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.
“L-O-W C-E-L-L”
Another problem solved.
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo mumma is so dumb i saw her at the fair she had a pig i said whooooo lady where the hell did u get that and the pig said i won it in the two dollar raffel!!!
Posted: December 6th, 2007
Dont take affence just a joke
2 gay guys meet in a bar
The 1st gay guy says do you want to go to my house and play a game?
The 2nd one says yeah sure I like games
So they are at his house and he says okay here is how this game is played
1st I am going to shove things up your a$$! and then your going to guess what it is? okay
The other guy says ill play but I think ive played it before
The guy shoves a mop up the other ones a$$! and the guy shouts MOP MOP
he says right lets try again
he shoves a broom up his A$$! the guy yells Broom BROOM
he says right again he goes a gets a ohhhh crap what is that thing by the toilet you use it to fix a clog
idk I forgot
Posted: December 6th, 2007
A Plunger!!!!! Are you blonde?
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo momma so hairy wen u woz born u got carpit burn.
Posted: December 6th, 2007
ur momma so fat after sex i roll over twice and i’m still on da bitch
Posted: December 6th, 2007
Yo mamma so dumb she thought school was a career
Posted: December 6th, 2007
Yo mamma is soooooooooooooo stupid she bought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!!!
Yo momma is sooooooooooooo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!!
Posted: December 6th, 2007
u all suck. dont even come on here again. :-[
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo mama lost a game of hide an seek cuz i spotted her behind mount everest.suck it
Posted: December 6th, 2007
you know what dani gurl,
suck it.
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo mamma is so ugly when she went to a mirror store all the mirrors broke
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo momma so white and fat she’s like spoiled milk white and chunky
Posted: December 6th, 2007
better then yo mama jokes hu in your dreams.
Posted: December 6th, 2007
yo mama is sooooooooooooo ugly,when she wobbles down the street, folks say, DAMN, its holloween already.
i forgot to tell you suuuuuuuuuuuuck Itttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Posted: December 7th, 2007
Shorite’s mama so ugly that……..well i mean looking at him…..
Posted: December 7th, 2007
sex kitten, yo momma is soooooooo fat when it rained she used a highway as a slipe in slide
Posted: December 7th, 2007
sex kitten, yo momma is so bald she made mr clean jealuos!!!!!! suck it
Posted: December 7th, 2007
jiminy you so old you used to gang bang with the flinstones.!!!suck it
Posted: December 7th, 2007
dani girl yo momma is soo fat she sat on a gamecube and tured it into a gameboy.suck it
Posted: December 7th, 2007
rasaki yo momma is soooo fat her logo is we are family,burgerking,mcdonolds. that goes to you sex kitten.suckit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 7th, 2007
sex kitten you sooooo old you still owe moses a dollar. suck it!!!!!!!
Posted: December 7th, 2007
sex kitten you soooooo fat you stepped on a scale and it said,to be continued. suckit!!!!!!!
Posted: December 7th, 2007
Yo momma so poor she clicks ads for a living
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo momma so ugly damn she just uglt shit
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo momma so fat the definition of her name is obess
Posted: December 7th, 2007
shortie’s ones r the best.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
Yeah, im fkin ugly, im a hobo who collects money to go online in a shop. so? who cares? and im a lesbian, who wants some?
Posted: December 7th, 2007
foget u sex kitten and yo momma. yahhhhhhhhhhhhh bitch yahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mama so stupid, her cerial bowl has her own life gaurd
Posted: December 7th, 2007
i want u sex kitten all women r pretty in they own way
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mama is so poor that when u ring her door bell u wil here the toilet flush
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mama is so poor that she drives the peanut
Posted: December 7th, 2007
shawtiee, thanks for enjoying my kick ass jokes.here is one for sex kitten, yo mama is so old she sat in front of jesus in first grade.!!!!!!!!!!!!suck it,sex kitten
Posted: December 7th, 2007
if anyone wants to mess with me, bring it!
Posted: December 7th, 2007
your momma is so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blankrt over the ocean
Posted: December 7th, 2007
hey all.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo momma so stupid, she sold the car to get gas money.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she lost her keys in the lock
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, we say these jokes about her.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
i have to go. i’ll be back though.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, she needs to wear 2 watches because she is in 2 different time zones.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, I need to take a bus, ship, plane, and a taxi to get on her good side.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo mommas so fat, she can’t wear baby phat, she has to wear colosal phat.
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo momma so horny she walks by a cat and sai “mee-oww”
Posted: December 7th, 2007
yo Mommys teeth so yellow i gave her a class of water and she turned it to
lemonade
Posted: December 8th, 2007
Shortie,you need to find something new to say,cuz all of those jokes are way way WAY USED UP!!!All the ones you’ve posted and all the ones you “think” are new and original,are just internet jokes,played out,and SUCK!!!Get some new material,and stop using the internet….
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so cheap, she uses condoms instead of baloons for your birthday!
Posted: December 8th, 2007
what it do hoes yo momma is so old that when we told her to act her age and she died
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo mamma’s stomach is like a tire it just keeps on rollin and rollin and rollin
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo mmamma is so fat she asked to roll with the gangster and they sid sorry u already roll too much
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo mamma is so skinny you could grate cheese on her ribs
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo mamma hasnt had sex in so long she has cobwebs between her legs
Posted: December 8th, 2007
bitches i got more and im only 13
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo mamma is so ugly shes belimic everytime she looks in the mirror she barfs
Posted: December 8th, 2007
el propheta del aztec ampire, Ladies told me you aint doin it the playa way, i herd you’r geting ladies off of layaway.suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Posted: December 8th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat when she puts on a red dress everyone yells out hey cool aid.
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and said catch that twinky
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so stuiped she brought spoon to the superbowl
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so stuipd she put make-up on her head just to make up her mind
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma fat she put on a yellow and people said taxi.
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so ugle she went to a ugle compution and the judges said sorry no perfinals
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma stupid she git she git hit by a parked car.
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma stuiped when the cops pulled her over they said we cought you red handed she said my hands are black
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma breath stinks so bad the only thing she can talk is shit
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so stupied she is just stupied
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat i couldent find her pussy
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so hairy she has affro on her tittys
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so hairy you got carpetburn when you were born
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i said what r u doing she said moving
Posted: December 8th, 2007
yo momma so stupid i saw watching a pipce of paper i asked what u r doing she said watching paper view
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo momma so fat she walked into a science center and one of the scientist said “look the second solar system!”
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo JR- yo momma so stupid she as soon as she saw light she thought she was walking into heaven!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she saw yellow snow ans thought it was an underground way to her house.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo momma is fat
Posted: December 9th, 2007
your moms so fat when she walks her ass claps
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo mama is so fat that she dosen’t need the internet she’s got the whole world in her stomach.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo mama is so fat that she dosen’t need the internet she’s got the whole world in her stomach.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo mama is so fat that she dosen’t need the internet she’s got the whole world in her stomach.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo mama is so fat her blood pressure is rock and roll!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
derk and jw give us an ashtrey, oh i forgot you haven’t got any so we’ll use your mama’s pussy.
and don’t try messing with us da dons, yo mama hasen’tgot a pussy instead she uses a permenant marker!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE BUNGEE JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE IT CAME DOWN WITHE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
yo zed and ess da dons yo momma so gay she did your dad.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
Nothing, they both leave children’s bedrooms with empty sacks!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
Posted: December 9th, 2007
your mommas so your momma shes your momma
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo sister so stupid when the pe teacher said whip your feet she said i wihiped my ass!!
Posted: December 10th, 2007
Wow. yo guys suck! Bye the way I didn’t post that thin. Sad ass shortie is so jealous of me he had to copy me. And sex dog f ya woant me than find me
Shorties mama is so redneck she’s yo mama, yo aunt, yo sister, yo cousin, and yo uncle!
Shorties mama so blond, If you blow in her ear, wind whisles out the other.
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo mama is like a toilet big,white,and smells like crap
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo mums such a prostitute when goes to the peterol station they pay she pumps
Posted: December 10th, 2007
These jokes SUCK!!!!!!!!!!post good jokes or GET OFF!!!!!!!!!proclamation from ur queen!!!!!!
Posted: December 10th, 2007
freddy crugar got nightmares of ure mom
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo mamma’s just fat
Posted: December 11th, 2007
a little boy and his mom were taking a bath and the boy asked his mom, “what is that?” she said, “that is my sponge.” then the boy said,”yeah, auntie has one to, i saw daddy cleaning his face with hers.”
Posted: December 11th, 2007
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me..”
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
yo momma so poor burgalars break in and leave money
yo momma so fat wen her beeper goes off people think shes bakin up
yo momma so ugly wen she entered a ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
yo momma soold her birth certificate says expired on it
yo momma so fat her waist size is equator
yo momma so old even jesus calls her mum
yo momma so stupid she studied for a drugs test
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Posted: December 11th, 2007
beat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 11th, 2007
Sik Man, they have ALREADY been beaten because each of those jucks have been posted like 4 times!
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she went to the door when the microwave beeped
Posted: December 11th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat i had to take a train bus 2 taxi’s and a fairy just to get on her good side
Posted: December 11th, 2007
all of ur jokes are crap just like all of you =]
Posted: December 12th, 2007
your moma so dumb she went to cousins to find her family
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo momma so dark when she whet to dark school her teacher mark her absent
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo mamma’s so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl !
Posted: December 12th, 2007
ur mamma’s so stupid, i put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Posted: December 12th, 2007
ur mamma’s so stupid she got locked in a portable loo and peed herself
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo daddy’s is like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard. yo momma is stupid for marrying him
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo mamma’s swo ugly she looked out of the window and the cops arrested her x
Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo mamma’s so fat she needs rubber rings to keep her socks upx
Posted: December 12th, 2007
iM BACK
Posted: December 12th, 2007
2 Black guys are ridding in a car whos driving ………..A cop
Posted: December 12th, 2007
dyle8
Posted: December 12th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat her blood type is heniz!
is there any british chaps here?
Posted: December 13th, 2007
hey some these yo momma jokes are note funny. they are the ones that are old now and i have already heard. i am the one that made half of them up. i like the one that i haven’t heard yet. i am laughing so so hard. i am laughing at the ones i haven’t heard yet. yo momma looks like santa clause on cocaine. lol.
Posted: December 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat people jog around her for excersie
Posted: December 14th, 2007
nina
yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
Posted: December 14th, 2007
Yo moma is so fat , that you can draw the world map on her ….
Posted: December 14th, 2007
Yo Momma IS so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon any can beeat that?
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo mama so stupind she tried to drown a fish
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo mama so fat when she told me her phone number i thought it was her wieght
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo mama so fat she dosnt need the computer shes already worldwide
Posted: December 15th, 2007
yo momma so dirty when it rained on her every body thought it was a mud slide
Posted: December 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat even bill gates cant pay for her liposuction
Posted: December 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to blow out a light bulb
Posted: December 15th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid that she went to britty spears for fashion advice
Posted: December 16th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she fart dust.
Posted: December 16th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Posted: December 16th, 2007
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”
Posted: December 16th, 2007
ur mOmma’sz sO fat dah wen she went tO get a water bed
they jus put a tarp Ove the Ocean…
hahahahaha
NOT…
Posted: December 16th, 2007
ur mOmma’sz sO fat dat wen she went tO get a waterbed
they jus put a tarp Ova da Ocean…hahahahahaha…NOT
Posted: December 16th, 2007
ur mOmma is sO fat dat de Onlii thing dah’sz stOppin hurr
frOm gettin tO JENNY CRAIG is tha dOOrrr…hahahahahaha
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yO mOmma’sz sO dumb dat wen she stuk a crO bar up her
ass she sed “i gOt tha pOwer”…
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yO mOmma’sz teef are sO yellOw dah wen she clOses her mOuf her
belly start tO glOw…hahahaha
Posted: December 16th, 2007
Sex Kitten I’m nearly back. Have been on vacation, srry
Posted: December 16th, 2007
yo momma so fat she buys her bras at autozone.
Posted: December 17th, 2007
Yo Mama is so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle.. complaining it was broken
Posted: December 17th, 2007
yo mama is so wicked that when she gave birth to you she said”Godthis is jason youre giving me
Posted: December 17th, 2007
yo ma,m
Posted: December 17th, 2007
yo mama is so fat, a bus hit her and she said stop pushing me…………….
Posted: December 17th, 2007
yur mommaaa suxxx bitch yu luk lyk ur momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohohohohohohohohohh she a hoeee!!!