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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 111
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so ugle she went to a ugle compution and the judges said sorry no perfinals

  2. 112
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma stupid she git she git hit by a parked car.

  3. 113
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma stuiped when the cops pulled her over they said we cought you red handed she said my hands are black

  4. 114
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma breath stinks so bad the only thing she can talk is shit

  5. 115
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so stupied she is just stupied

  6. 116
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so fat i couldent find her pussy

  7. 117
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so hairy she has affro on her tittys

  8. 118
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so hairy you got carpetburn when you were born

  9. 119
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i said what r u doing she said moving

  10. 120
    derk and jw said:

      yo momma so stupid i saw watching a pipce of paper i asked what u r doing she said watching paper view

  11. 121
    rivalmaker said:

      yo momma so fat she walked into a science center and one of the scientist said “look the second solar system!”

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