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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa? Nothing, they both leave children’s bedrooms with empty sacks!
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?” “Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
your mommas so your momma shes your momma
yo sister so stupid when the pe teacher said whip your feet she said i wihiped my ass!!
Wow. yo guys suck! Bye the way I didn’t post that thin. Sad ass shortie is so jealous of me he had to copy me. And sex dog f ya woant me than find me
Shorties mama is so redneck she’s yo mama, yo aunt, yo sister, yo cousin, and yo uncle!
Shorties mama so blond, If you blow in her ear, wind whisles out the other.
yo mama is like a toilet big,white,and smells like crap
yo mums such a prostitute when goes to the peterol station they pay she pumps
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Posted: December 9th, 2007
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
Nothing, they both leave children’s bedrooms with empty sacks!
Posted: December 9th, 2007
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
Posted: December 9th, 2007
your mommas so your momma shes your momma
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo sister so stupid when the pe teacher said whip your feet she said i wihiped my ass!!
Posted: December 10th, 2007
Wow. yo guys suck! Bye the way I didn’t post that thin. Sad ass shortie is so jealous of me he had to copy me. And sex dog f ya woant me than find me
Shorties mama is so redneck she’s yo mama, yo aunt, yo sister, yo cousin, and yo uncle!
Shorties mama so blond, If you blow in her ear, wind whisles out the other.
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo mama is like a toilet big,white,and smells like crap
Posted: December 10th, 2007
yo mums such a prostitute when goes to the peterol station they pay she pumps