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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 144
    Sex Kitten said:

      These jokes SUCK!!!!!!!!!!post good jokes or GET OFF!!!!!!!!!proclamation from ur queen!!!!!!

  2. 145
    Anonymous said:

      freddy crugar got nightmares of ure mom

  3. 146
    Sarah said:

      yo mamma’s just fat

  4. 147
    boogieman said:

      a little boy and his mom were taking a bath and the boy asked his mom, “what is that?” she said, “that is my sponge.” then the boy said,”yeah, auntie has one to, i saw daddy cleaning his face with hers.”

  5. 148
    Kimmy said:

      Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singing, “We are family, even though your fatter than me..”

  6. 149
    Sik Man! said:

      yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

      yo momma so stupid she sold her car for petrol money

      yo momma so poor burgalars break in and leave money

      yo momma so fat wen her beeper goes off people think shes bakin up

      yo momma so ugly wen she entered a ugly contest they said sorry no professionals

      yo momma soold her birth certificate says expired on it

      yo momma so fat her waist size is equator

      yo momma so old even jesus calls her mum

      yo momma so stupid she studied for a drugs test

      yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

  7. 150
    Sik Man! said:

      beat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 151
    Sex Kitten said:

      Sik Man, they have ALREADY been beaten because each of those jucks have been posted like 4 times!

  9. 152
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so stupid she went to the door when the microwave beeped

  10. 153
    MOMMA said:

      yo momma’s so fat i had to take a train bus 2 taxi’s and a fairy just to get on her good side

  11. 154
    ????????????? said:

      all of ur jokes are crap just like all of you =]

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