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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 166
    Rogers done ya mom said:

      Yo mommas so fat her blood type is heniz!
      is there any british chaps here?

  2. 167
    devilgirl said:

      hey some these yo momma jokes are note funny. they are the ones that are old now and i have already heard. i am the one that made half of them up. i like the one that i haven’t heard yet. i am laughing so so hard. i am laughing at the ones i haven’t heard yet. yo momma looks like santa clause on cocaine. lol.

  3. 168
    u wish u looked like this said:

      yo momma so fat people jog around her for excersie

  4. 169
    Anonymous said:

      nina

      yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.

  5. 170
    Sultan Saudi said:

      Yo moma is so fat , that you can draw the world map on her ….

  6. 171
    Shut Up said:

      Yo Momma IS so fat she uses a mattres as a tampon any can beeat that?

  7. 172
    hunk said:

      yo mama so stupind she tried to drown a fish

  8. 173
    hunk said:

      yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

  9. 174
    hunk said:

      yo mama so fat when she told me her phone number i thought it was her wieght

  10. 175
    hunk said:

      yo mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  11. 176
    hunk said:

      yo mama so fat she dosnt need the computer shes already worldwide

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