515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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1. 177
   mara said:
   Posted: December 15th, 2007

   yo momma so dirty when it rained on her every body thought it was a mud slide

2. 178
   Andy said:
   Posted: December 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat even bill gates cant pay for her liposuction

3. 179
   J Money said:
   Posted: December 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to blow out a light bulb

4. 180
   rivalmaker said:
   Posted: December 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so stupid that she went to britty spears for fashion advice

5. 181
   Great Ape said:
   Posted: December 16th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

   Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

   Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

   Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

   Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

   Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

   Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

   Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

   Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

   Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

   Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

   Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

   Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

   Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

   Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

   Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

   Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

   Yo mama so old she fart dust.

6. 182
   Great Ape said:
   Posted: December 16th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

7. 183
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 16th, 2007

   Yo Mamma is so fat,
   when she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”

8. 184
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: December 16th, 2007

   ur mOmma’sz sO fat dah wen she went tO get a water bed
   they jus put a tarp Ove the Ocean…
   hahahahaha
   NOT…

9. 185
   ***yO mOmma*** said:
   Posted: December 16th, 2007

   ur mOmma’sz sO fat dat wen she went tO get a waterbed
   they jus put a tarp Ova da Ocean…hahahahahaha…NOT

10. 186
    ***yO mOmma*** said:
    Posted: December 16th, 2007

    ur mOmma is sO fat dat de Onlii thing dah’sz stOppin hurr
    frOm gettin tO JENNY CRAIG is tha dOOrrr…hahahahahaha

11. 187
    ***yO mOmma*** said:
    Posted: December 16th, 2007

    yO mOmma’sz sO dumb dat wen she stuk a crO bar up her
    ass she sed “i gOt tha pOwer”…

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