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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 210
    kyle orton said:

      your momma is so tall that she made a second heaven

  2. 211
    kyle orton said:

      your momma is so stupid that she went in front of a bank and thought it was a hole in the wall

  3. 212
    kyle orton said:

      your momma is so stupid that she went to scholl and knew averything in the world

  4. 213
    jamie orton said:

      your mamma is so ugly no one gose near her

  5. 214
    jamie orton said:

      your mamma is just so fat she can not fit in the house

  6. 215
    jamie orton said:

      kyle orton

  7. 216
    Puppies Rule! said:

      yo momma so fat when she went to the doctors office, the doctor asked for her weight and when she gave it to him, he said, “I asked for ur weight! not ur phone number

      yo momma so ugly, goldfish crackers won’t even smile at her

      lol XD

  8. 217
    missmomma said:

      yo momma so ugly she stuck her face in cookie dough and made monster cookies

  9. 218
    Eeek! said:

      You guys are really bad at telling jokes. REALLY BAD. Peace nookas.

  10. 219
    Momma said:

      Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

  11. 220
    Yo momma is so black she got into the jacuzzi and it turned into coffe said:

      Mpho Rasivhetshele aka Oprah

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