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515 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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  1. 243
    lil bry bry said:

      your mommas so stupid she heard she was goin to die so she went to the store to get a pack of life savers

  2. 244
    you suck said:

      your mamma so stupid she thouth a cheerio was a dounut

  3. 245
    you suck said:

      your mamma is so poor she drew an x on a box and said hears your x-box 360 bitch

  4. 246
    you suck said:

      your mamma so ugly she makes you look nice

  5. 247
    you suck said:

      yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the t.v and watch the coutch

  6. 248
    the best of the best said:

      i got nothing bitches

  7. 249
    girlfriends2009 said:

      your momma’s so poor that when the kids asked whats for dinner she put up her feet and said corn.

  8. 250
    Peace said:

      yO mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!!

  9. 251
    Peace said:

      hey ’shortie’, yo mama is so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application!

  10. 252
    Peace said:

      hey bitch ’shortie’, yo mama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!

  11. 253
    astrawish said:

      yo momma so ugly when she went to an ugly contest the judges said ”wo wo wo , no pro’s

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