518 Responses to “New Yo Momma Jokes For December 2007”

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1. 254
   someone special said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she walked outside w/ a yellow raincoat on kids yelled, “BUS IS HERE!!!!!!”

2. 255
   someone special said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   Yo momma so stupid she strarved to death in a grocery store

3. 256
   someone special said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat she jumped in the atlantic ocean and caused a tsunami

4. 257
   someone special said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so fat that when she gave the doctor her weight he said, i asked you for your weight not your social security number

5. 258
   my name? said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   yo mama so fat she dressed up in yellow jumped out of the plane and people said “the sun is falling”

6. 259
   my name? said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   yo mama is so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and missed.

7. 260
   Love clinton 4eva x x x said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   ? yo mommas so blonde she walks in2 a lampost nd ses sorri lol
   xxxxxxx ?

8. 261
   sexyliciousmomma said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   in the movie independance day, that wasnt the aliens that blew up washington D.C., it was your mom sneezing!

9. 262
   sexyliciousmomma said:
   Posted: December 23rd, 2007

   yo mommas so fat, shes half in texas half in europe

10. 263
    kbreezy said:
    Posted: December 23rd, 2007

    yo mama so fat she had on a pair of bvd’s and when she bent over it spelt boulevard

11. 264
    kbreezy said:
    Posted: December 23rd, 2007

    yo mama got one leg and she said if a bitch with no tittes can work at hooters she could work at ihop

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